Puns We Love to Hate takes a gunning and keeps on punning...
1. I told the cab driver that if he wanted a big tip for getting my across Mongolia, he would have to steppe on the gas...
2. The reporter who broke the story about the spices could be said to have an oreganos for news...
3. You think the local Priest is going to abandon his flock? Parish the thought!
4. I'm not a big fan of cashing virtual checks, but I am esigned to them...
5. Although the writer was getting sick of writing fables, he thought he would throw an Aesop to his fans...
6. Because the King's most trusted adviser wore a green croupier's cap, his rivals at court called him The Grand Visor...
7. When journalist Katie reported on medical issues, her fans found her a Kouric for what ailed them...
8. The South American brush seller was an Ecuador to door salesman...
9. You really believe that William was the best President the United States ever had? Don't be Taft!
10. Tennis pro Chrissie won the Grand Slam and lived happily Evert after...
11. A person who burns fats fretting over whether or not to believe in the existence of gowns should be considered arobic...
12. Eric Clapton was known for his love of sour fruit - that's why he was nicknamed "sloe hand..."
13. In the digital age, permission to leave the classroom is a hall passe...
14. The Chinese toy dog that got into the Christmas presents just wanted a sneak Peke...
15. You could tell the linguist wasn't even trying; she just phonemed it in...
16. The semi-aquatic mammal was going to be identified one way or an otter!
17. You say you've never heard mariachi music? Well, audios, amigos!
18. The person who helps you prepare your Christmas presents at the mall is a true wrap artist...
19. Are children of Turkic people living mainly in Russia and other Post-Soviet countries tatar tots?
20. I don't hate the dog in Garfield, but when I see his antics, I do feel a certain, "Odie...umm..."
21. Sacrificing for your children requires one to give their parental for the cause...
22. The United States will have to create more Guantanamos if it doesn't want to Gulag behind Russia...
23. The editor who keeps spiking stories could be said to have a nos for news...
24. You want to use the leaves of that tree to lower your blood pressure even though no scientific study supports its use? You ginkgo girl!
25. The parts of the bodies of vampires and zombies between the neck and the abdomen are the thoraxes of evil...
26. You say the large biting flies from African have migrated to Mexico? Tsetse, senor!
27. The sportscaster has always been a huge fan of the Baltimore baseball team - that's just the way he Orioles...
28. When he threw his boy off the pier, the pedantic father shouted, "That's a jetty, son!"
29. If your hired van trip takes too long, you could start suffering from taxi cabin fever...
30. The little old lady asked, "Would you be a Deere and mow my grass?"
31. You had to pay close attention when reading Robert's poems, because they worked on many Lowell's...
Puns We Love to Hate hates to brings it up, but since you asked...
1. The politician didn't want to vote on the bill to raise taxes on the wealthy, but she knew if she didn't it would be an abstain on her reputation...
2. I never thought I would see a photograph of that Kardashian, but Khloe and behold...
3. If you want to succeed as a music composer, remember that your etude determines your altitude...
4. If you want to know what happened to the Mexican noodle dish, you have to ask, "Que pasta?"
5. The plots of the mystery TV series were so formulaic, it should have been called Murder, She Rote!
6. Having lost so much by the end of The Odyssey, was the king of Pylos an empty Nestor?
7. As the future General was leaving his youth, he sold drinks at Custer's last lemonade stand...
8. Somebody who cannot stop talking about his fondness for tanks has Turrets Syndrome...
9. If author Salman had a radio show at five pm, would it be called Rushdie Hour?
10. Hoping to draw that specific straw was a lot to ask for...
11. When you want director Preminger to get his feet off the stool, you can point to it and shout, "Otto, man!"
12. When oil companies rule America, the first line of the national anthem will be: "Assay, can you see...?"
13. The journal editor who was constantly shooting down story suggestions had a nos for news...
14. When life gives you tires, make a tirade...
15. Somebody who doesn't even want to have the energy to be indifferent says to themselves, "I wish I meh, I wish I might..."
16. When he was just starting out, actor Efron wasn't anxious enough to need prozac; he was already an Amateur Zac...
17. Molly Ringwald's character in that John Hughes film should have had her birthday party in Suite Sixteen...
18. If you want to know if revolutionary leader Guevara is still alive, you have to ask, "Che passa?"
19. You say you don't care about soil erosion? Your loess...
20. Rock stars and fashion models don't mix. As the old adage says: "A Rolling Stone gathers no Kate Moss..."
21. Didn't get your sweets on time? You know what they say: "Better chocolate than never..."
22. The man who was ostracized because he got on everybody's nerves was declared persona non-grater...
23. After the nuclear tests, Bikini was uninhabitable for decades. You could say that it was a no use atoll...
24. If you want to thoroughly learn how to cook fish, you have to study it filet to Z...
25. Families that bond over rum-based cocktails experience the maitais that bond...
26. People who love searching for reminders of their distant youth should buy at Ye Olde Age Shoppe...
27. You say you don't want to get stuck in an old area in southeast Europe? Well, there but for the Thrace of God...
28. The studio may not have wanted Irene for the part, but it was a Dunne deal...
29. If the character had been deployed to Vietnam, she may have been known as Quagmyra Breckinridge...
30. The Renaissance-era mathematician and astronomer swore so much when the ideas weren't flowing that he should have been known as Copernicuss...
31. The Yiddish busybody who ran an Uber called it her car yental service...
