A Few of My Favourite Things doesn't like the look of that smell...
1. My favourite Samuel Beckett play about the actor playing Wonder Woman: Waiting for Gal Gadot...
2. My favourite memento of a hard car to find: rara Avis...
3. My favourite French film movement/German opera composer: the Nouvelle Wagner...
4. My favourite cartoon about an evil Jedi and his dog: Kylo Ren and Stimpy...
5. My favourite 60s novelty song singer/dinosaur: Sheb Woolly Mammoth...
6. My favourite CBC show host/bacteria that exists naturally in the body: George Acidophilus...
7. My favourite Italian actor/Battlestar Galactica Captain: Sophia Lorne Greene...
8. My favourite wilds and crazy actor: Billy Zany...
9. My favourite pet/children's author: Spaniel Handler...
10. My favourite Temptations song/stage of insect development: "Pupa was a Rolling Stone..."
11. My favourite musical notation/character on Cheers: Clef Clavin...
12. My favourite method of prognostication/actor on Frasier: Jane Tea Leeves...
13. My favourite dessert/North American explorer: creme Etienne Brule...
14. My favourite French exclamation/Emmy Award winning actor: Voila Davis...
15. My favourite Twilight Zone episode about a White House sex scandal: "The Monsters are Due on Marla Maples Street..."
16. My favourite Emile Zola work about the Japanese Mafia: J'accuza...
17. My favourite 60's crooner/winemaker: Bobby Vintner...
18. My favourite female comedian/way of being angry: Lucille Ballistic...
19. My favourite pop star who is nobody else's favourite pop star: Pariah Carey...
20. My favourite household pet/The Usual Suspects character: Gerbil Kimt...
21. My favourite Blazing Saddles actor/way of putting people down: Cleavon Belittle...
22. My favourite French Prime Minister with chutzpah: Charles de Gall...
23. My favourite electronic musician/Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy character: The Zaphod Twin...
24. My favourite movie named for a body of water named for an oddly coloured vegetable: Blue Legume...
25. My favourite Bob Dylan song about revolutionary spices: "The Thymes, They Are a'Changin'"...
26. My favourite George Harrison song about the tragedy of brevity: "Isn't it a Pithy?"
27. My favourite way of adjudicating a dispute/Canadian environmentalist: Fairly Mowat...
28. My favourite order Ephemeroptera aquatic insect/way of celebrating workers: a Mayfly Day parade...
29. My favourite white rap band/BFF: the Bestie Boys...
30. My favourite shout from the crow's nest about a gardening implement: "Land hoe!"
31. My favourite Tracy/Hepburn movie about an ancient Assyrian king: Adam's Sennacherib...
Oh, it may be a Few of My Favourite Things this month. But for how long? For. How. Long?
1. My favourite agile Guys and Dolls character: Nathan Adroit...
2. My favourite married musical couple featuring a luxurious fabric: The Captain and Chenille...
3. My favourite accommodating female singer: Mary J. O'Blige...
4. My favourite jazz pianist with a variety of deep voices: Count Bassi...
5. My favourite punk band with colds: The Violent Phlegms...
6. My favourite god of the oceans/Mad Magazine artist: Poseidon Martin...
7. My favourite Brit lit about a family of shrubs: The Forsythia Saga...
8. My favourite science fiction writer/way to kick up a fuss: Rudy Ruckus...
9. My favourite 60s sitcom about a magical movie reviewer: I Dream of Gene Shalit...
10. My favourite Mike Oldfield album about totally rad women: Tubular Belles...
11. My favourite Cuban revolutionary author/cocktail made with gin and vermouth: Jose Martini...
12. My favourite fashion model/TV science series: Kate Cosmoss...
13. My favourite American judge/Arkady Renko novel: Gorsuch Park...
14. My favourite puzzle/late night talk show host: Conundrum O'Brien...
15. My favourite place to live in the woods/jazz singer and bandleader: Cabin Calloway...
16. My favourite way to express pain/Wedding Crashers actor: Wince Vaughan...
17. My favourite children's book about a monkey who directs sci fi films: Curious George Lucas...
18. My favourite musical about a Jewish baseball player: Fielder on the Roof...
19. My favourite film about the athletic family of a veterinarian author: Herriots of Fire...
20. My favourite suspense film about the breakdown of social order: Anomie of the State...
21. My favourite curse about a renowned, if ornery, inventor: Thomas Edison of a bitch!
22. My favourite comedian/the emotional reaction he inspires: Eugene Levity...
23. My favourite vegetable/supermodel: Taro Reid...
24. My favourite John Irving novel about a field covering: The World According to Tarp...
25. My favourite sex comedy based on a Jack London novel: Booty Call of the Wild...
26. My favourite Star Wars villain/person who uses technology that reduces the harmful effects of smoking: Darth Vaper...
27. My favourite Russian cosmonaut/form of visual humour: Yuri Sight Gagarin...
28. My favourite Annie Hall phrase/star of Tarnished Lady: Tallulah Di Dah Bankhead...
29. My favourite place to get a smoked meat sandwich/world religious leader: the Deli Lama...
30. My favourite insect/first computer programmer: Cicada Lovelace...
31. My favourite religious holiday/Westworld actor: Yule Brynner...