Les Pages Aux Folles: ARNS and the Man
ARNS and the Man
1. The Sleep of Reason Produces...Introductions
1. The Best Possible Form of Government Except for All the Others - An Alternate Reality News Service Forum
2. The Sleep of Reason Produces...Presidents
2. Chaos President Has a Cunning Plan
3. Ronald McDruhitmumpf's Greatest Tweeps
4. No Amount of Antacids Will Help When History Repeats on You
5. McDruhitmumpf First
6. The Lunatics Have Bought the Asylum and Turned it Into Condos
7. Thin Skin, Thick Skull
8. A Tweep Too Far
9.The Truth, The Whole Half of the Truth and Nothing But a Quarter of the Truth
10. How Many Corners Do You Have to Turn to Get Back to Where You Started?
3. The Sleep of Reason Produces...Administrations
11. The Invisible Man Leaves a Trail
12. I Don't Mean to be Labour. The Point...?
13. Potemkin - Not Just a Small Village in Russia Any More!
14. Choose the Environment That Lawsuits You
15. Taking the Piss to a Whole New Level
16. A Political Tease That Titillates No One
17. The Southern Gentleman's Recusal Refusal
18. Dumb as a Post Box, But Loyal
4. The Sleep of Reason Produces...Policies
19. Red State, Red Face
20. Is It Hot as Hell in Here, Or is it Just - AAAAAAH! OOOOOOW! AAAAAAARGH!
21. Ouchers Hurt Us All
22. Not My Deportment
23. Why Wait For Christmas When You Can Have the Gift of Coal All Year Round?
24. Law and Order: Washburningdington
25. The Fog of Fog
26. Building a Bridge to the 19th Century...And Walling Ourselves In
27. Middle Vesampucceri Meets the Middle East (At the Extremes)
28. The United States of Vesampucceri Does Not Qatar and Run
5. The Sleep of Reason Produces...Legislation
29. Health Care to Die For
30. Going Ballistic is Apparently an Option
31. Push Me Pull You Politics Us
32. When the Teeter Totters
33. Spinning Dross Into...Shinier Dross
34. Mitch Wichconnelliswich's Mystery Achievement
6. The Sleep of Reason Produces...Politics
35. Exploring the Limits of the Rubber and Glue Doctrine
36. Ask Amritsar About How The Best Defense is Being Offensive
37. Who Will Be Next to be Thrown Under the Priecerebulbus?
38. Cue the Meltdown
39. I Beg Your Pardon!
And, Me.
Oh, Me, Too, Please!
Pardon Me! Pardon Me! Pardon Me!
40. An Eye for an Aye
41. Bothers in Arms
7. The Sleep of Reason Produces...More Policies
42. Jobs! Jobs! Jobs!*
43. Banned in the USV
44. Ignorance is Birth
45. Rights is Wrong
46. The McDruhitmumpf Administration Gets its Story Straight as a Corkscrew
47. In the Running for a New Trade Deal
48. Saving Private Ryanwetballoons (For a Court Martial)
49. Don't Dream...Err, It's Over
8. The Sleep of Reason Produces...Scandals
50. The Mouse That Hacked
51. President's Top Advisor in a Pickle
52. The Scandal That Never Was
53. If We Told You, Then You'd Know
54. Countries Don't Have Permanent Enemies of Enemies, Only Permanent Confusion
55. Out Like Flyinnthuointmeant
56. The Never Ending Story Approaches a Midpoint
57. Swimming the (Back) Channel in Record Time
58. The Stepanfetchittford Administration
59. Deja Vu for the First Time
60. The Southern Gentleman's Testimony Parsimony
61. Beware Geeks Bearing Gifts
62. Achy Breaking News
63. The Southern Gentleman's Final Denial
64. No Alvagutiez, No Glory
9. The Sleep of Reason Produces...Monsters
65. The First Hundred Daze
66. "Free At Last! Free At Last! Thank Gord Almighty Steve O'Bannonallhope is Free At Last!"
67. Ask the Tech Answer Guy About the Hot Button Issue
68. If Children Are the Hope of the Future, I Need to Spend More Time in the Past!
69. Little Armada Lost
70. The Angels of Our Bitter Natures
71. When the Human Element is Burnt Out
72. Kiss the Babies and Make Them Cry
73. The Strange, Wondrous Origins of the Deportation Force Four
74. Ask The Biz Whiz About the Feel Good Duty
75. Satire Dies a Thousand Deaths, Op-Eds Die But Once
76. Deep State Denial
77. Shiny Objects 'R' Us
78. And Pretty Soon All of Washburningdington is Blind...
Drunk...
On Power...
10. The Sleep of Reason Produces...Epilogs
79. Lives Unlived: Amy Sheshutshotshitbam
80. The Sad Clown Sitting at the Heart of Power
