Headlines Are Going For the Gold!
Even Though They Were Eliminated in the First Round
(Breaking and Entering May be Involved)

When You're Talking About Police Officers Being Held Legally Accountable For Acts Of Violence,
That Ship Has Sailed, Hit An Ice Berg, Sunk And Had A Movie Made Out Of The Experience

"Lenience will erode public's trust, expert says" - Toronto Star

Because The Old Thinking Focusing On Trade, Technology And Talent Just Wasn't Working

"Our new thinking must focus on technology, talent and trade" - Globe and Mail

Unlike Most Men, Who Are Always Trying To Get Women To Play With Their Stomachs

"Visible and palpable Urologists says Doc Rod's penis easily distinguished from stomach" - Toronto Sun

We Have Nothing To Fear But Hate Itself

"'FEAR BECOMES ANGER, AND ANGER BECOMES HATE" - Toronto Star

 "Vigilantes Fan Fears Where Migrants Are Few" - New York Times

 "I hate that I'm experienced covering this story" - Globe and Mail

 "CANADA PENSION PLAN
Financial sector welcomes changes
Proposals met warmly, but some fear pressure on wages, lost jobs" - Toronto Star

 "Mayor says London won't tolerate hate" - Toronto Star

 "Fear and loathing in England as the Brexit debate brings out the worst" - Globe and Mail

 "Britons urged to drive out hatred" - Globe and Mail

 "String of Attacks Leaves Brazil's Gays Living in Fear" - New York Times

 "Berliner Battles Hate, With Her Scraper" - New York Times

 "Parents fear kids will be crammed into classrooms" - Toronto Star

 "White-hot American rage" - Globe and Mail

 "Isolationism and the fear of the foreign" - Globe and Mail

 "Choose love over hate, Stevie Wonder says" - Toronto Star

 "Willis: Fear-based campaigns cause 'enormous harm'" - Globe and Mail

 "A meal for solidarity in facing hate, violence
Muslim and LGBTQ communities end daylight Ramadan fast by breaking bread and denouncing Islamophobia, homophobia" - Toronto Star

 "Fear of cybercrime creates opportunity for consultants" - Toronto Star

 "After the violence, moderates must stand against hate" - Globe and Mail

If There Really Was a Usually Irrelevant Party, I Would Totally Vote For It!

"Libertarian as kingmaker in U.S. election
Usually irrelevant party's Gary Johnson may influence Trump-Clinton outcome" - Toronto Star

No, But It Can Certainly Make You More Manic While Going Through Chemo

"Can coffee cure cancer?" - Globe and Mail

Nietzsche Not Concerned About His Legacy

"Biebs ponders meaning of life" - Toronto Sun

Because You Keep Saying Such Positive Things About Her?

"IT'S HILLARY'S MOMENT
SO WHY IS SHE STILL THE MOST HATED WOMAN IN AMERICA?" - National Post

 Unlike Jays-Yankees Series
Or, Jays-Orioles Series
Or, Jays-Tigers Series
Or...

"Jays-Royals series should prove interesting" - Toronto Star

In Light Of New Information, Nietzsche Despairs

"Baywatch's new C. J. Parker avoided wedgies with glue" - Toronto Sun

 Enbridge Says 24 Sussex Drive 'Is No Place' For Trudeau
Does That Make Them Even?

"Trudeau says rainforest 'is no place' for oil pipeline" - Globe and Mail

The Profs Use Far Too Much Rouge, And What's With Those Crazy Colours Around Their Eyes?

"Students not comfortable with makeup of faculty" - Toronto Star

Maybe The Swan Shouldn't Be Such A Vicious Bastard

"Don't punch the swan!" - Toronto Sun

I Look Forward To The Day When They Don't Have To Segregate Themselves In High Places

"Trans Mountain is 'a lot closer'" - Globe and Mail

Somebody Needs To Investigate This! Oh, Wait...

"Republicans not satisfied with FBI decision in Clinton email scandal
GOP members say it looks like former secretary of state got preferential treatment" - Toronto Star

Indeed - I Often Use Mine To Paint Portraits

"Life insurance isn't taboo. It's a creative tool" - Globe and Mail

If He Would Just Stop Sulking About Not Being Prime Minister For Life

"Harper could help unite right: Kenney" - Toronto Sun

If That's The Case, He Probably Shouldn't Hold Meetings In Kindergartens

"Tory seeks 'adult conversation' on taxes" - Toronto Star

If We Don't Dig Them Out, They Will Spontaneously Jump Out And Right Into Your Car's Fuel Tank

"Fossil fuels won't stay in the ground" - Toronto Sun

Some Questions In Life Are Answered More Quickly Than Others

"Will China become a partner or a pariah?" - Globe and Mail

 "China to protect 'territorial sovereignty'
State media calls Hague tribunal 'puppet' of external forces after court's ruling on South China Sea claims" - Globe and Mail

 More Like A Podium, Really
And, More Like Giving Than Taking

"Will IOC finally take a stand on Russia?" - Toronto Star

Then Nigel Farage Would Slither Back Into The Country's Politics, And Nobody Wants That

"Reguly: If Britain slides into recession, a second referendum could yield a pro-EU vote" - Globe and Mail

You Know Something's Wrong When THEY Think Somebody Is Out Of Control!

"Taliban says Daesh trying to incite civil war" - Toronto Star

With Solid Marketing Decisions Like That, It's Hard To Understand Why The Company's Stock Is Doing So Poorly

"Twitter: NHL, Blue Jays streams won't be available in Canada" - Globe and Mail

It 'Accidentally' Calls Your Ex The Other 20%

"Stronger smartphone coming with Gorilla Glass 5
Corning's technology survives drops from 1.5 metres about 80% of the time, firm says" - Toronto Star

 That's A Surprise!
Canada Still Has Auto Makers?

"TPP likely to hurt Canada's auto makers, study says" - Globe and Mail

Reagan Was Practically A Foetus By Comparison!

"Clinton disliked because she's been around too long" - National Post

They Consider Themselves Lucky To Be Able To Save Enough For Tonight's Dinner

"Nearly half of working-age Canadians not saving for retirement" - Toronto Star

I Think Jonathan Swift Knows A Thing Or Two On That Subject

"Swift vs. Kardashian: a lesson in narrative" - Globe and Mail