I Don't Play Favourites, But on Twitter I Play My Favourites
I don't play favourites, but this month I do play My Favourites...
1. My favourite Hollywood actor/short story writer: Matt Damon Runyan...
2. My favourite Peruvian writer/way of catching stray dogies: Mario Vargas Lasso...
3. My favourite Arabian nights hero/middle eastern food: Ali Baba Ghanoush...
4. My favourite hip hop song about a British/Nigerian singer: "The Real Slim Sade..."
5. My favourite Jewish holiday/Star Wars hero: Hanukkah Solo...
6. My favourite dancer/IMF-imposed economic regime: Fred Austere...
7. My favourite place to live in the far North/ fictional journalist: Igloo Grant...
8. My favourite film about a corrupt cops who love a Jewish delicacy: Blintz of the City...
9. My favourite James Patterson thriller featuring an American actor: Along Came a Spader...
10. My favourite Shakespearean play about a teen detective: The Two Gentlemen of Veronica Mars...
11. My favourite Milan Kundera novel about crooner Crosby: The Unbearable Lightness of Bing...
12. My favourite film about 1960s Arab swingers: Kebab and Carol and Ted and Alice...
13. My favourite story about a boy who never grew up and stopped making outrageous jokes: Peter Pun...
14. My favourite East European character set/alcoholic beverage/Star Wars actor: Cyrillic Guinness...
15. My favourite 1960s actor/Gold Rush area: Dick van Klondike...
16. My favourite Sondheim musical about the rock the Canadian Shield is made out of: A Little Granite Music...
17. My favourite time travel movie about pork: Bacon to the Future...
18. My favourite Middle Eastern country that makes German cars: Audi Arabia...
19. My favourite Melies film about going off Earth to eat turkey: A Tryptophan to the Moon...
20. My favourite martial art practiced by my favourite Egyptian pharaoh: Karate Cheops...
21. My favourite Eagles song about a useful lubricant: "Life in the Vaseline..."
22. My favourite Japanese cartoon about a doctor who treats environmental sensitivities: Full Metal Allergist...
23. My favourite whitefish/1960s vocalist: Scrod Stewart...
24. My favourite 1960s psychedelic band/description of the cast of Gilligan's Island: The Grateful Stranded...
25. My favourite underwear catalogue/Joseph Conrad novel: Victoria's Secret Agent...
26. My favourite author of vampire novels/food wrap: Anne Rice paper...
27. My favourite family car/journalist: seDan Rather...
28. My favourite older British actor/Canadian publishing company: Ian McClelland Stewart...
29. My favourite method of colouring my hair so that it's psychedelic: a tie dye job...
30. My favourite way of starting to talk about my love of cheese: "Here we asiago!"
31. My favourite Bob Seger song about a mythical bird: "Like a Roc..."
If you're tired of a Few of my favourite Things, feel free to tweet your own.
1. My favourite female silent film star/method of chastising people: Theda Berate...
2. My favourite American actor/French composer: Gary Debussy...
3. My favourite soft drink to have in Florida that was named after a biblical character: Sarah Soda...
4. My favourite Mongol leader/female Hollywood actor: Genghis Hawn...
5. My favourite military movie about the filling of a Chicago hockey player's pillow: Blackhawks' Down...
6. My favourite manga about an Australian singer: All You Need is Kylie Minogue...
7. My favourite nonsense about running trees: alder dash...
8. My favourite science fiction movie about lighting a movie underwater: 20,000 Kliegs Under the Sea...
9. My favourite reality TV show featuring competition between raptors: America's Got Talons...
10. My favourite female comedian/prince of Hell: Lucille Baal...
11. My favourite Web site for cheaters/Monopoly property: Ashley Madison Avenue...
12. My favourite actor/places to hide during a tornado: Peter Storm Cellars...
13. My favourite science fiction writer who is brusque with fools: Curt Vonnegut...
14. My favourite boy who never grows up, but does it with great style: Peter Panache...
15. My favourite Looney Tunes reality TV show: Duck Dodgers Dynasty in the 25th 1/2 Century...
16. My favourite actor with a twinkle in his eye: Glint Eastwood...
17. My favourite Dick van Dyke Show actor/Mercury Theater on the Air actor: Agnes Mary Tyler Moorehead...
18. My favourite classical string instrument/rapper: Cello Green...
19. My favourite highest form of love/mystery author: Agape Christie...
20. My favourite all you can eat restaurant/teen monster killer: Buffet the Vampire Slayer...
21. My favourite WKRP in Cincinnati star/bit of nonsense: Gordon Claptrap...
22. My favourite former Toronto mayor/ long, narrow inlet with steep sides: Rob Fjord...
23. My favourite musical drama/ connection between Afghanistan and Pakistan: the Cabaret Pass...
24. My favourite cheers for my favourite DC Comics villain: Rahs al Ghul...
25. My favourite French author/American science fiction editor: Victor Hugo Gernsback...
26. My favourite physics research facility/Roman Polanski film : the NASA Jet Repulsion Labs...
27. My favourite rap group/copyright protection law: Run-D.M.C.A...
28. My favourite Republican Presidential candidate/3-D art technique: Donald Trompe-Loeil...
29. My favourite film director/document heading: Stanley Rubric...
30. My favourite horror film about my favourite kind of soup: Bride of Chunky Chicken...
31. My favourite insurance company/sex act: Mutual of Omaha masturbation...
