Grasping for Wealth, Grasping for Straws -
Headlines Can't Tell the Difference Any More

And, Yet, If Eating This Steak Is Wrong...

"Good Canadians eat lentils" - Toronto Star

At Last, Somebody With The Guts To Put The Blame Where It Truly Belongs!

"How Dylann Roof caught the virus of hate
His murderous fantasies were fuelled by the Internet, which hosts countless racist websites" - Globe and Mail

Jeez! - Is Everything A Competition With This Guy?

"Not winning: Sheen suffers extreme food poisoning" - Toronto Sun

 And, While We Debate, It Will Be Working To Influence The Next Election
Why Am I Not Comforted?

"Don't blame HarperPAC. Thank it
By calling itself a PAC, the latest entry has done more to kick-start a debate about whether we need new rules to govern such things" - Globe and Mail

Sorry, But What Part Of The Canadian Dream Requires That You Be Killed?

"Widow says slain man lived 'Canadian dream'" - Toronto Star

From Globe To Times, Pundits Love Glib Cliches That Mask The Fact That They Really Have Nothing Insightful To Say

"From Meech to Greece, markets hate uncertainty" - Globe and Mail

 It Worked!
Now, We Just Need To Figure Out A Way To Convince RCMP Officers To Ride Tibetan Yaks

"MARAJO ISLAND JOURNAL
To Soften Their Image, Police Climb Aboard Buffaloes" - New York Times

 "Investors Again Are Willing To Put Money Into Brazil" - New York Times

Into Steak Territory?

"Take your chicken wings a step further" - Globe and Mail

 American Soldiers Give Orders, Canadian Soldiers Die
It Doesn't Get More Specific Than That

"Canada still lacks specifics on training mission" - Globe and Mail

"We Genuinely Believe That The Sky Is Purple With Green Polka Dots..."

"PCs won't oppose for the sake of opposing, Brown assures" - Toronto Star

Where Can I Get A Fridge That Works That Long?

"Comfort foods from Audrey Hepburn's kitchen" - Globe and Mail

Fortunately, There's No Penalty For Getting It Wrong

"The trouble with forecasts? Getting it right" - Globe and Mail

We Live In Hype

"Talk of ISIS' Decline Premature" - New York Times

If They're Late For An Important Meeting, It's Their Own Fault For Choosing Such A Guide

"Drivers going the way of the dodo" - Toronto Sun

 It Could Be Worse
If Certain Acts Were Properly Defined, The Threat Would Be Rising Faster

"Report shows terrorism threat on the rise" - Globe and Mail

 "Questions surround reluctance to label killing of black churchgoers as 'terrorism'" - Globe and Mail

That Would Just Be The Expected Unexpected - What About The Unexpected Unexpected?

"Expect the unexpected in months ahead" - Toronto Star

 Because Their Models Do Not Accurately Reflect Real Human Behaviour, But People Invest Money Based On Their Recommendations Anyway?
But, I...Uhh...Suspect That's Not The Answer You Had In Mind...

"Why economists are always wrong, and why it matters" - Globe and Mail

When My Puffers Have Run Out? Oh, Yeah!

"Breathing - is it really so hard?" - Toronto Star

Well. That Was Easier Than I Thought It Was Going To Be

"How do you define success?" - Globe and Mail

 "Change the arrow on desktop shortcuts" - Globe and Mail

 "Give people a reason to call" - Globe and Mail

Seems Unfair Considering The Far-right Have Been Leading The Conservatives By The Nose For Years

"New Democrats must suppress far-left contingent to win" - Toronto Sun

Is There A Problem With Our Products? I Can't Recall...

"Safety concerns prompt BRP recall" - Globe and Mail

 "U.S. apples recalled over listeria concern" - Toronto Star

 "Lululemon recalls draw cords on women's top due to injury risk" - Globe and Mail

 "U.S. firm assures safety of smart meters after Ontario recall
'We stand by our products,' company says of devices deemed a fire risk by province" - Toronto Star

 "Apple recalls some Beats speakers" - Globe and Mail

 "Keurig recalls seven million brewers
Manufacturer offers free repairs to Mini Plus coffee machines, including 564,000 systems sold in Canada, after 90 users injured" - Globe and Mail

 "Company recalling help button pendants" - Toronto Star

"Subaru recalls 72,000 vehicles" - Globe and Mail

 "Ikea recalling 75,000 child safety gates" - Toronto Star

I'm Sensing A Theme Here...

"To stop sexual assault, recruit more women" - Toronto Star

 "Want more female cabinet ministers? Elect more women" - Globe and Mail

I'm Sensing A Lack Of Theme Here...

"Toyota assembly lines earn top ranking for vehicle quality" - Globe and Mail

 "Japanese carmakers lag in quality, J.D. Power report says" - Toronto Star

Is "Uncertainty" Some Kind Of Business Code Word? Cuz The Government's Plan Looks Pretty Certain To Me

"Alberta plan to double carbon tax fuels oil patch uncertainty" - Globe and Mail

Film Critics Ever Had Influence?

"Film critics have lost influence" - Toronto Star

Have You Been Declared The Winner Yet?

"Whose history is it anyway? It depends" - Globe and Mail

One Of Them Certainly Has The Other's Number

"Trudeau decries 'politics of fear'" - Toronto Star

 "Harper takes aim at Liberals on ISIS
Calls Trudeau's pledge to end mission against terrorists 'irresponsible' politics" - Toronto Star

Would Illegal Tactics Have Made It Any Worse?

"Some U.S. museums accused of using legal tactics to keep art looted by the Nazis" - Globe and Mail