Headlines Know That The Fixx Is In

Hoping To Sew Up The Science Fiction Fan Vote

"Ottawa pledges funding for space travel" - Globe and Mail

At Most, They'll Say "We Were Moderately Naughty..."

"Uncommon for banks to admit to criminal wrongdoing" - Toronto Star

If That's The Case, It Must Be A Really Bad Idea

"European energy producers call for carbon pricing" - Globe and Mail

...It Must Be A Really, Really Bad Idea

"Where 1,000 economists reach the same conclusion" - Globe and Mail

History Busy Writing Book With Working Title The End of Francis Fukuyama

"Russia Is Sowing Disunity" - New York Times

Just As There Was No Good "Economic" Reason For Implementing It - So, What's Your Point?

"There's no good economic reason for retaining the net-benefit test" - Globe and Mail

Whoa! - Talk About Lowballing Expectations!

"Police pledge Pan Am security will run more smoothly than G20" - Toronto Star

Why Should This Be Any Different Than Any Other Conservative Policy?

"Trans-Pacific Partnership: It's tough to strike a trade deal without reliable data" - Globe and Mail

He Thought They All Were Just Waiting For The Right Woman

"A North Korean Defector Discovers That Gays Exist" - New York Times

There's A "You Can't Handle The Truth" Joke In Here Somewhere, But The Chinese Government Has Already Made It Illegal

"'We just want to know the truth'
Relatives of cruise ship victims frustrated by lack of answers from Chinese authorities" - Toronto Star

Canadian Jewish Congress Accuses It Of Being Anti-Semitic

"StatsCan reports a drop in hate crimes" - Globe and Mail

Simple: Blame It On Arabs And Accuse Anybody Who Disagrees Of Undermining The Country's Legitimacy

"Defeating Drought In Israel" - New York Times

Hmm...Making Promises On The Environment You Don't Plan On Keeping - Where Have We Heard That Before?

"Canada commits to G7 plan to end use of fossil fuels
But Harper calls 2100 timeline 'aspirational' and says meeting target will require technological advances" - Globe and Mail

That I Have To Get Somewhere Far Away In A Hurry?

"Flying while pregnant? What were you thinking?" - Toronto Star

In Which Case, Narnia Would Have To Step In To Save The Day

"Russia, Qatar could lose World Cups 'if bribery found'" - Globe and Mail

Fortunately, Donald Trump Can Fix All Of This

"Sinking crude price spurs Canexus to cut jobs" - Globe and Mail

"CanJet's future in doubt after mass layoffs
Charter carrier lets go of about two-thirds of its flight staff and is cutting out its European operations" - Globe and Mail

"Ontario nurses face major job cuts" - Toronto Star

"JPMorgan plans thousands of job cuts" - Globe and Mail

"Blackberry cuts jobs worldwide in smartphone consolidation" - Globe and Mail

Manitoba Telecom slashes payout, cuts jobs amid new strategy" - Globe and Mail

"Catholic board cuts job - and also their salaries
Dozens of positions axed in effort to solve $34M deficit" - Toronto Star

"CBC cuts hundreds of local news employees" - Toronto Star

"Rogers cuts 110 jobs and ends all OMNI newscasts" - Globe and Mail

"Spectra cutting 170 jobs in Western Canada" - Globe and Mail

"Nexen Energy to slash 400 jobs amid oil industry decline" - Globe and Mail

"Target to cut several thousand jobs" - Globe and Mail

"Alberta oil losses fuel unemployment rise
Economy lost 1,000 positions as more job-seekers entered market" - Toronto Star

"Camaro to leave Oshawa in fall
GM says production will shift to Michigan plant after Nov. 20, with 1,000 positions affected" - Toronto Star

"Layoffs take a toll on Shaw net profit
Company eats $38 million in expenses tied to departure of 1,600 call-centre employees" - Toronto Star

"Dow Chemical to cut up to 1,750 jobs" - Globe and Mail

"Bombardier to slash 1,750 positions
Toronto to lose 480 jobs, Montreal 1,000 as demand for business aircraft stagnates" - Toronto Star

"Statoil loses 2,000 more jobs after crude collapse" - Globe and Mail

"HSBC overhaul to shed up to 50,000 jobs" - Globe and Mail

How 1990s Of Them!

"Facebook to offer a new gaming reality
Oculus Rift headset will allow users to immerse themselves in a virtual environment" - Toronto Star

In The Back Of The Closet Where The Harper Government Put It?

"Where's our national debate over trade-dispute panels?" - Globe and Mail

Doesn't He Have People Who Can Do That For Him?

"Ghomeshi 'taking stock' of life" - Toronto Star

Mommy Says If It Doesn't Play Nice, It Will Be Sent To Bed Without Supper (Or All Its Periods)

"U.S believes it hit top terrorist" - Toronto Star

Which Makes It Right On The Realistic Schedule And Budget

"Union Station upgrades are behind schedule and overbudget" - Globe and Mail

Win Some, Lose Some

"New banking regulations up in the air as election looms" - Globe and Mail

"Tories' life-without-parole bill in limbo
With time running out on legislative agenda before election, House Leader says government's priority is passing budget" - Globe and Mail

1,201 Things?

"1,200 disaster experts I one place. What could possibly go wrong? - Toronto Star

Slowness?
Stealth?
More Actual Food?

"The future of fast food?" - Globe and Mail

Under The Left Shoe Of The Batboy - It's An Olympic Qualifying Hider!

"Jays record hides strides they've made" - Toronto Star

When A Meme Appears In The Automotive Section, You Know It Has Exceeded Its Best Before Date

"50 shades of grey
While dull colours - white, black and silver - are the top picks, motorists are starting to see red" - Globe and Mail

As Well It Should - Anybody Who Wants To Leave The Country Is A Little...Suspect, Don't You Think?

"Screening plan will hinder travellers, critics say
Federal program using biometrics compromises privacy, opponents claim" - Toronto Star

Maybe You Should Ask The Tin Man For Directions

"Road to Senate reform takes strange twists" - Toronto Star

The Things You Learn: I Thought It Was Becoming A National Political Leader

"Mountain climbing is the height of empty egotism" - Globe and Mail

It's Really No Fun Shovelling Other People's Muck During Calgary's Darkest Hour?

"What I learned shovelling other people's muck during Calgary's darkest hour" - Globe and Mail