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1. My favourite action movie star/animal stomach extract used to make cheese: Jeremy Rennet...
2. My favourite young actress/way of experiencing SFF fandom: Miranda Cosplay
3. My favourite Elton John song about a French pastry: "Beignet and the Jets...”
4. My favourite Happy Days spinoff that made a lot of money: Joanie Loves Cha-ching!
5. My favourite hockey goaltender turned politician/method of washing clothes: Ken Dryclean...
6. My favourite musical about cattle, bison, buffalo, deer, antelopes, giraffes, camels: Ruminantie Mame...
7. My favourite Stone Temple Pilots ditty about somebody who dies without a will: "Intestate Love Song...”
8. My favourite revisionist fairy tale about a Jewish delicacy: The Blintzes Bride...
9. My favourite Christmas song by Sweet: Ballroom Blitzen...
10. My favourite way to view images on my computer/actor: IrfanView Khan...
11. My favourite computer game about a Prussian leader who stole vehicles: Grand Theft Otto...
12. My favourite silent film comedian/way of stripping paint: Ben Turpintine...
13. My favourite source of energy/fair maiden in need of aid: a Hoover damsel in distress...
14. My favourite praise for a Toronto Mayor: John Laudatory...
15. My favourite planetary metaphor/sultry songstress: Mother Eartha Kitt...
16. My favourite American holiday about a Canadian specialty foods line: President's Choice Day...
17. My favourite Broadway performer on the surface: Ben Veneer...
18. My favourite WWII movie about a Toronto mayor, a baseball manager and a female singer: Tory! Torre! Tori!
19. My fave rave for an eternal youth: Peter Paean...
20. My favourite Kurt Vonnegut book about an early Canadian explorer: Breakfast of Champlains...
21. My favourite Ted Nugent song about a cartoon psychiatrist: Dr. Katz Scratch Fever...
22. My favourite classic computer game that requires iffy deductions to win: The Seventh Guessed...
23. My favourite TV detective series that took place in Illinois: Magnum, PI of Champaign...
24. My favourite young actor who drinks maybe a little more than he should: Toper Grace...
25. My favourite French philosopher/form of humour: Jean-Paul Satire...
26. My favourite Sherlock Holmes character/railing: Inspector Balustrade...
27. My favourite Rolling Stones song about a player for a specific baseball team: "Sympathy for the Devil Rays...”
28. My favourite Hollywood director/legal documents: Herb Writs...
29. My favourite location determinants/place to sit: latitude and chaise longitude...
30. My favourite documentary filmmaker/dominant animal: Alan King of the jungle...
31. My favourite trash brought in on the tide/science fiction cartoon: flotsam and Jetsons...
A Few of My Favourite Things thought it had the right of way this month...
1. My favourite German philosopher/Romanian gymnast: Friedrich Wilhelm Comaneci...
2. My favourite TV detective/pop band: Columbony M...
3. My favourite Dirty Harry movie that takes place entirely on a rainy day: Sodden Impact...
4. My favourite fictional spy/SM play: Bondage, James Bondage...
5. My favourite Canadian author of children's stories: Eh Eh Milne...
6. My favourite Roy Orbison song about our social masks: "Only the Phony...”
7. My favourite Tom Hanks role/feline Internet meme: Forrest Grumpy Cat...
8. My favourite rock band/teatime snack: The Rolling Scones...
9. My favourite Sleepy Hollow character/Yiddish word for horseradish: Ichabod Chrain...
10. My favourite poison gas/wealthy American family/African ecosystem: Sarin Getty...
11. My favourite fashion model/Ecuadorean capital/bloodsucker: Kate Moss Quito...
12. My favourite Weavers/Bruce Cockburn lyric: "If I had a hammer, some son of a bitch would die!”
13. My favourite pet/semi-precious stone: lapdog lazuli...
14. My favourite path to enlightenment/economic indicator: the Tao Jones Industrial Average...
15. My favourite folk music/soda: roots beer...
16. My favourite feature-length cartoon about the lowest layer of Earth's atmosphere: Allegro non Troposphere...
17. My favourite airplane part/book about obfuscatory nonsense: Aileron Bullshit...
18. My favourite Israeli city in which to hold naked services to mourn the dead: Bare Shiva...
19. My favourite Queens of the Stone Age rocker/tribute: Josh Hommage...
20. My favourite Sinatra lyric about an ancient astronomer/mathematician: "Ptolemy, why not take Ptolemy?”
21. My favourite Shangri-Las song about the wealthiest donor to a politician: "The Leader of the PAC...”
22. My favourite Beatles song about a sacred Hindu book: "While My Bhagavad Gita Gently Weeps...”
23. My favourite comic strip/suit fabric: For Better or Worsted...
24. My favourite rock band/hairstyle: Motley Crewcut...
25. My favourite Batman character based on Greek mythology: Commissioner Gorgon...
26. My favourite TV series about a place where bad people are killed: Reprobates' Motel...
27. My favourite self-referential orchestra conductor: Zubin Meta...
28. My favourite Hollywood actor/retro warning that you're annoying me: "You're Tom Cruisin' for a bruisin'...”
29. My favourite animation technique/soul singer: Ray Tracing Charles...
30. My favourite anti-robot freedom fighter's favourite candy: Kyle Reese's Pieces...
31. My favourite moody professional road racing cyclist: Petulance Armstrong...
