A Few of My Favourite Things Seems to be Getting the Hang of Twitter

You've got to hand it to a Few of My Favourite Things this month...
1. My favourite TV series about a superhero's love for loamy soil: Loess and Clark...
2. My favourite classified ads Web Site/new wave band: Kajijiagoogoo...
3. My favourite Lao Tse book about clothing: The Art of Wardrobe...
4. My favourite cartoon about verb endings: Tom and Gerund...
5. My favourite Stanley Kubrick/Seth MacFarlane film: 2001 Ways to Die in the West...
6. My favourite classic car that's so pretty you just want to eat it up: Nosh Rambler...
7. My favourite British playwright/method of expressing fear: Noel Cower...
8. My favourite TV pundit/celebrity sneakers: Airbag Jordans...
9. My favourite type of plant/action movie star: Vine Diesel...
10. My favourite comedy actor while he's foaming at the mouth: Will Feral...
11. My favourite Japanese novelist/suicide pilot: Haruki Murakamikaze...
12. My favourite female Canadian singer/songwriter/meaningless business buzzword: Jane Synergy...
13. My favourite rock singer/beach bum: Billy Idler...
14. My favourite film comedian/ British Goth band: W. C. Fields of the Nephilim...
15. My favourite British actress/field covering: Tarpaulin Redgrave...
16. My favourite comedy performer/endangered species: Amy Polar Bear...
17. My favourite 19th century British writer/Mike Meyers character: Jane Austin Powers...
18. My favourite scientist public intellectual/Canadian TV series: Neil Degrassi Tyson Street...
19. My favourite fictional anti-capitalist activist/foregone conclusion: Tyler Durdone deal...
20. My favourite Christian holiday/bald actor: Yule Brynner...
21. My favourite James Bond underwater adventure: A View to a Krill...
22. My favourite soothing fantasy writer: Frank L. Balm...
23. My favourite band that sang about the final stages of brain deterioration: The Fifth Dementia...
24. My favourite bookstore chain that specializes in tomes about wild dogs: Indingo-Chapters...
25. My favourite state whose voting patterns are indicative of the country/prettiest girl at the party: belleweather of the ball... #FMFTM
26. My favourite Fiddler on the Roof star on Ed Sullivan: Topol Gigio...
27. My favourite 1920 visual style/French Creole music: art zydeco...
28. My favourite metal band and their fated opponent: Twisted Nemesister...
29. My favourite heavenly star of stage and screen: Celestial Holm...
30. My favourite stylish silent film director: Abel Elegance...
31. My favourite Studio Ghibli film set in my favourite city: My Neighbour Torontotoro...

A Few of My Favourite Things is not responsible for the embarrassment public laughter may cause you.
1. My very favourite French Southpark creator: Tres Parker...
2. My favourite Beastie Boys album about the Trojan War: The Illiad...
3. My favourite Star Wars cantina for cows: Moos Eisley Spaceport...
4. My favourite reaction to a malapropism spouting baseball manager: Yogi Embarrassment...
5. My favourite comic strip/Guardian of the Galaxy: Brewster Rockit Racoon...
6. My favourite sex act at a fancy hotel: a Fontainebleau job...
7. My favourite sentimental novelist/Catherine Wheel song: "Nicholas Sparks Are Gonna Fly..."
8. My favourite play about finding a court verdict during Hannukah: 12 Angry Menorahs...
9. My favourite member of The Hollies who grinds his teeth: Graham Gnash...
10. My favourite TV show about aliens who run a TV sketch comedy series: 30 Rock From the Sun...
11. My favourite science fiction hero/programme to upload stuff to the Internet: Dr. Hootsuite...
12. My favourite fairy tale about a photographer: Ansel Adams and Gretel...
13. My favourite superhero/supervillain: Harvey Birdman Dent...
14. My favourite dormant Hawaiian volcano that used to spew Swedish furniture: Mauna Ikea...
15. My favourite Philip K. Dick novel about complacent conformists: Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheeple?
16. My favourite way to grind my teeth/motor vehicle: Gnash Rambler...
17. My favourite Annie lyric interpreted by The Tokens: "Tomorrow. Tomorrow. I love ya, tomorrow. You're always a wimoweh..."
18. My favourite Australian movie icon/approach to getting what I want: Crocodile Done Deal...
19. My favourite movie about the magic of subs: The Sandwiches of Eastwick...
20. My favourite Radiohead song about a high priced car: "(Baby's Got) The Mercedes Bends..."
21. My favourite European film movement/shoe: Nouvelle Fluevog...
22. My favourite reality TV show featuring raptors: America's Got Talons...
23. My favourite horror comic/method of getting secure information: Tales from Decrypt... 24. My favourite raunchy comedy director/Guns N Roses album: Apatow for Destruction...
25. My favourite superhero's short short stories: Flash fiction...
26. My favourite pop song about a pop singer: "Year of the Cat Stevens..."
27. My favourite book about a mathematician, an acid artist and a classical composer: Godel, etcher, Bach...
28. My favourite song about the heartache of being a certain actor: "You Always John Hurt the One You Love..."
29. My favourite former CBC news anchor/thing to do with my teeth: Knowlton Gnash...
30. My favourite religious book/pop singer: Koran Carpenter...
31. My favourite female newspaper columnist/meat: Filet Mignon McLaughlin...