Les Pages Aux Folles: Headlines Bobbed When They Should Have Weaved
Headlines Bobbed When They Should Have Weaved
For One Thing, It's Not Fictional
"Spying worse than Orwell's Big Brother, Snowden says"
- Toronto Star
And Certain Not Young Any More People Of Canada
"Binge Drinking Plagues Young People of Britain"
- New York Times
Is No Aspect Of A Politician's Personal Life Sacred Any More? Not One?
"MP no longer feels whipped"
- Toronto Sun
Why Would Capitalists Find - Oh - I Love A Question That Answers Itself
"A hard pope for capitalists to love"
- Globe and Mail
"Pope puts inequality on the global agenda"
- Toronto Star
Especially Your Own
"You never want to wake up to screams"
- Globe and Mail
On The Other Hand, So Do Western Militaries, So It's A Bit Of A Wash
"Jihadi Groups Seen To Gain in Turmoil"
- New York Times
There Were Old Ways Of Thinking About The Coffee Table?
"New ways of thinking about the coffee table"
- Globe and Mail
Apparently Paul Henderson Wants To Punch Cancer Right In The Face
"Cancer is finding out how the Soviets felt!
ONE MORE COMEBACK"
- Toronto Sun
They Figure That's Half The Competition Gone
"Not enough women in the C Suite?
Executives aren't concerned"
- Globe and Mail
I'd Be Rich
That's A Different Song...Isn't It?
"If I Had a Hammer"
- New York Times
Yeah, And I Want A Unicorn Just For Being Me - So?
"Deputy mayor wants council to regain Toronto's respect"
- Globe and Mail
Council Allows That Gravity Inversion Not Mayor's Fault
"City turned upside down"
- Toronto Star
Hey! Lay Off The Layoffs, Why Doncha?
"ORNGE ends Mazza era by cutting 25 jobs"
- Toronto Star
"CCL Industries to close Ontario plant, cut 170 jobs"
- Globe and Mail
"Sun Media cuts 200 jobs on declining ad revenue"
- Toronto Star
"Kinross defends Tasiast mine layoffs
Mauritian protesters and police clash over 300 dismissals, raising questions over Canada's African development initiative"
- Globe and Mail
"Kellogg to close London plant, cuts 500 jobs"
- Toronto Star
"Sears Canada to lay off nearly 800"
- Globe and Mail
"EADS under fire for planned job cuts
Defence and space contractor will be forced to let go 1,000-1,450 workers, breaking a long-standing company policy"
- Globe and Mail
"Sears Canada to cut 1,628 jobs as it outsources, restructures"
- Globe and Mal
"Airbus parent overhaul cuts 5,800 jobs
- Toronto Star
Claims The Anchorman Had A Woody Aftertaste With A Hint Of Cluelessness
"Smaug smokes Ron Burgundy at box office"
- Toronto Star
When Government Regulation Gave Them No Other Option
"Our banks: champions of prudence"
- National Post
I'm Sensing Mixed Messages Here...
"Nearly all of us are at risk of heart disease
Just 1 in 10 Canadians have ideal cardiovascular health, a new study indicates"
- Toronto Star
"COOKIE CALENDAR
Red velvet cookies a fitting tribute to Santa Claus
- Toronto Star article next to the one headlined above
Oh, Really? Was Wildlife Consulted?
"A Balance Of Wildlife And Energy"
- New York Times
Should Leave Persecution Of Sexual Minorities "In Hands Of Religions, Where It Belongs" Baird Says
"Canada turns heat up on Russia's anti-gay laws"
- Toronto Star
Due Process?
THAT'S WHAT OIL COMPANIES ARE AFRAID OF
"U.S. won't be pushed into Keystone decision
Kerry says administration not ready to move forward until due process is followed"
- Toronto Star
Newspaper A Victim Of Poor Splelling
"Police name vicitim in Scarborough murder case"
- Toronto Star
There's Always Plum Pudding?
"Beyond Brain Death"
- New York Times
Unusual Murder Weapon - Tuna Much More Common
"Researchers fish for clues in mysterious salmon deaths"
- Toronto Star
I'm Afraid...Very Afraid...
"U.S. seeks to fine-tune trade pact"
- Toronto Star
Stays Under High Pressure?
"What Happens Under High Pressure"
- New York Times
It Will Make A Nice Change From Being Alternately Confused, Alienated And Outraged
"In 2014, get ready to be entertained"
- Toronto Star
The Lives Of Household Pets Is Endangered
"When hoarding reaches the tipping point"
- Toronto Star
May Have Spent A Little Too Much Time In Colorado
"Kerry sees progress on Mideast peace negotiations"
- Globe and Mail
More Than Lies?
"Lie detector will test a marriage"
- Toronto Sun
And, It Wants A Raise In Its Allowance
"Canada's growth spurt slows"
- Toronto Star
They Don't Tip As Well As Vulcans, But They Don't Trash The Restaurant Like Klingons
"An ancient meal with modern Romulans"
- Toronto Star
Fix The City?
"BRAND NEW
Let's face it: Toronto's had a bit of an image crisis lately. What better way to rebrand than to update the city's logo?"
- Globe and Mail
The Corner Of Jihad Street And Intolerance Avenue
"Where faith and politics intersect"
- Toronto Star
They Have To Listen To Your Whining, Don't They?
"Make the rich pay? They already pay enough"
- Globe and Mail
Cause Nobody's Gonna Want It After Other Sources Of Energy Dry Up...
"Now or never for oilsands, executives say"
- Toronto Star
People Can Enter Rooms...Using Their Minds! (And, That Was Even Before The Nuclear Power Plant...Incident...)
"Pickering considers ban on doorknobs"
- Toronto Star
