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Needs To Do Well To Save Faces With The Public
"Prime minister-elect face carbon-tax test"
- Globe and Mail
Horror Stories Are Back In Fashion
"Be clear about nuclear waste plans, OPG told"
- Toronto Star
It Would Be Easier To Take Them Seriously If They Would Take Off The Clown Nose And Put Down The Seltzer Bottle
"U.S. nears debt default
Republicans call for 'serious conversation' on government spending"
- Toronto Sun
Reginald Some, Itinerant Bird Strangler (For What It's Worth)
"Some Say Microsoft Is Growing Too Large to Manage"
- New York Times
The World Is Falling Apart Right On Schedule
"Lax attitudes at plant prompted beef recall
Independent panel finds XL Foods was unprepared for E. coli crisis that sickened 18"
- Toronto Star
"Apotex widens recall of Alysena-28 birth control"
- Toronto Star
"Chrysler announces recall of 630,000 vehicles
After refusing government request for recall on older models, automaker cites issues in newer Patriot, Compass, Wranglers"
- Toronto Star
"Bat maker hopes to spark a rally
Louisville Slugger takes $40-million line of credit from Wells Fargo after disastrous outsourcing foray leads to product recall"
- Globe and Mail
"Toy magnets pulled after firm rejects initial recall
Health Canada had asked for voluntary recall last month"
- Toronto Star
"Airbag problems prompt huge recall
Honda, Toyota recall two million cars, 200,000 in Canada, but total could grow to three million"
- Toronto Star
"Johnson & Johnson recalls blood sugar meters"
- Globe and Mail
"Recall by Lululemon cuts revenue forecast"
- Toronto Star
"Chevrolet recalls 300,000 Cruze cars"
- Toronto Star
"Burger recall widens as seven people contract E. Coli"
- Globe and Mail
"Another batch of birth control pills recalled
Ottawa says Esme-28 packages contain too many placebos"
- Toronto Star
"Toyota Canada settles claims from large recalls"
- Globe and Mail
"Canadian Blood Services recalls 1,500 units"
- Toronto Star
"Frozen pizza recalled by Nestle Canada"
- Toronto Star
"Electrical problem spurs BMW recall"
- Globe and Mail
"Hyundai, Kia recall nearly 1.7M vehicles
Covers models from 2007 to 2011 with faulty brake lights and airbags"
- Toronto Star
"Birth control pills recalled after faulty pack found
Placebo put in place of active pill in two Freya-28 batches"
- Toronto Star
"2.7 million Jeeps recalled over possible fire hazard
Chrysler list includes 180,000 vehicles in Canada"
- Toronto Star
Even If Lack Of Watchdogs All But Guarantees It
"Watchdogs won't prevent next Lehman"
- Globe and Mail
What? Tai Chi Was Taken?
"Growing the next generation of UFC fighters
Despite its gory TV image, some parents see mixed martial arts training as an avenue to learn about respect, hard work"
- Toronto Star
Really? Because I'm Jewish, And I Make Enemies Just By Breathing
Hard To Imagine Making Friends Would Be Easier Than That
"Making friends is easier than making enemies"
- Toronto Sun
Argues That It's One More Advantage Subways Have Over LRT
"Rob Ford touts economic benefits of live music"
- Globe and Mail
There's The Colonel's Secret Recipe Of Eleven Herbs And Takedowns
"There's more to the UFC than fighting"
- Toronto Star
You Guys Fight It Out And Let Me Know The Outcome
I'll Be Watching Person Of Interest
"Councillor's reaction to mayor's robo-calls over the top
Paul Ainslie should have expected Rob Ford to react badly to his Scarborough subway change of heart"
- Globe and Mail
"Ainslie's the one who's got it right
He stands up to our bullying mayor while too many of his fellow councillors enable and excuse Ford's escapades"
- Toronto Star
Without It, All Your Dreams Will Be As A Sweatshop In Bangladesh
"The importance of integrity"
- Globe and Mail
His Hat Or His Neck?
"T.O. KEY TO HUDAK'S HOPES
Tory leader hanging his hat on Harris Conservatives"
- Toronto Sun
Anglophones advised to DUCK!
"Francophone advocates take aim at English users"
- Toronto Star
Maybe, If Joe Strummer Had Been French...
"Activist's killing sparks riots
Clashe break out after musician's stabbing attributed to member of neo-Nazi Golden Dawn party"
- Globe and Mail
This Is What Happens When You Don't Regularly Upgrade Your Infrastructure
"U.S.-Iran telephone call first since 1979"
- Toronto Star
Because Propaganda Is An Infinitely Renewable Resource
"Corporations ensure a natural future for Canadians"
- Globe and Mail
According To The Surgeon General...
"Smokers are a dying breed"
- Toronto Star
It Would Be A Reverse Prorogue: The Politicians Would Still Be There, But The Civil Servants Would Be Gone...<SHUDDER />
"Shutdown not a bad idea
Think what would happen if we shuttered 80% of federal gov't"
- Toronto Sun
Headlines Are Like Fortune Cookies (Without The Bloated Feeling)
"Procrastinate, Ottawa. Quebec will come around"
- Globe and Mail
"Uncertainty shouldn't mean inaction"
- Globe and Mail
Stephen King Complains That He Thought Up The Idea Long Ago
"Monster truck kills 8 in Mexico"
- Toronto Star
Not So Different From The Hate That Leads Some Men To Write Op-ed Pieces...
"The Hate That Leads Some Men To Terror"
- New York Times
Then, Markets Fell When They Realized That The Politicians Were Serious
"Markets rise despite U.S. shutdown"
- Toronto Star
We Need To Create A Headline Hall Of Fame Just To Celebrate This One!
"Boaters fined for harassing moose in northern Ontario"
- Toronto Star
Just Couldn't Wait For Hunger Games Sequel
"Man catches fire at D.C. National Mall"
- Globe and Mail
To Find Out What Happened To The First Inspection Team?
"Second inspection team off to Syria"
- Toronto Star
One Historical Inaccuracy At A Time
What Do You Mean, You Were Talking About The Sudan, Not Canada?
"Trying to Remodel A Nation's Identity"
- New York Times
It Would Pass Easily If The Funding Was For The Mayor's Hair Extension Instead
"Conflict looms over funding for subway extension"
- Globe and Mail
Good Guys Would Have Nailed It
"Bad guys botch burglary"
- Toronto Sun
Although, To Be Fair, Ralpg And Lourga Neigbours Are Working On The Problem
"Canadian network speeds faster than U.S. neigbours"
- Toronto Star
