Making a Full ReCovery

What's noosphere?
In this business, you either got a Facebook, or you don't got a Facebook, and you, you got a Facebook!
Because Internet porn is overrated...
Capitalists will sell you the bandwidth you use to mock them...
Les Pages aux Folles - providing the brain exercise that keeps readers' Alzheimer's at bay for as long as anybody can remember...
Making fun since Laker Beer was in diapers...
Because Pandora's jar just doesn't have the same zing...
Teaching your children tolerance of sexual difference could be called homo schooling...
The Web site that encourages you to get your Freakonomics on...
Masochists don't necessarily like pain, but they figure they oww it to themselves...
That's not funny, that's geek!
Suppositories the way god intended them to be...
My favourite Russian royalty/place to sleep at night: Catherine the Heating Grate...
Tim Horton's Hears a Who - charming and tasty...
What do you mean, we need to eat better? Are you trying to kill the goose that lays the Golden Arches?
Until your ears bleed!
Economics is just evolution by other means...
Being true to one Australian pop star: Kylie Minoguamy...
Sorry, but we're all out of new and improved. You can have new and the same or old and improved. Or, may I interest you in some old the same? Yes, I think old the same would suit you well...
There will be humour...
Punchlines Without Setups #237: Culture Clash of the Titans...
Where elite ain't nothing but a type style...
As they used to say at National Lampoon: That's not funny, that's kitsch!
The Web site for the young at art...
Pogo: The Opossum of All Fears...
Gracie Allen's partner? Burns, baby, Burns...
You don't find it funny? Well! You're not the target demographic!
Gourmet bottled water for pets: the lap of luxury...
Putting the cult back in culture...
Where you can find limits unlimited...
Humour will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no humour...
We do not know what the herring feels...
My favourite comic actor/computer graphics programme: Steve Carell Draw...
The pleasanter way to avoid your bowels...
Because you didn't demand it, but I want to give it to you anyway!
Be careful how you write to me: I'm just in case sensitive...
You know you're getting old when: you don't have enough hair to look like a mad scientist when it gets out of control...
Stephen King novel about an insect in a certain stage of development finding out that the insect on the branch next to it may have been a Nazi: Apt Pupa...
Sorry, but my IQ is unlisted...
I'd like that on a Kaiser, because that's the way I roll...
The Web site for those who don't know the difference between Paulie Bleecker and Paulie Walnuts - and don't care...
This could be on a tee - I shirt you not...
Let's leave my lug nuts out of this, shall we?
Since I'm a satirist who lives a monk's life, do I write ascetic acid?
Growing by leaps and boundaries...
You don't have to hate everybody to be a misanthrope...but it sure helps!
A disappointing final chapter is coda comfort...
Could a prostitute be considered ?
One good thing about obscurity is that, after I die, nobody is likely to create work with my characters that I wouldn't have approved of when I was alive...
I may be getting older, but my mind is still sharp as attack...
When there isn't a lot of Chinese food left on the table, dining can become a zero dim sum game...
As I get older, I find myself drawn more and more to the music of the band Age Against the Machine...
A watched download never completes...
How can I have an STD when I haven't Sed in years?
So hurt, it's hip...
But...this is my happy place!
Do modern writers live hand to mouse?
Les Pages aux Folles - where anything is impossible...
F the ineffable!
Who is the milkman? Oh, Raz, since 9/11, we're all the milkman...
I pity the fool who doesn't drive a Model Mr. T...
The fact that I use a Spongebob Squarepants pen is NOT a case of arrested development...it...it - I like its line, okay?
The laudable laudanum was applauded in the duodenum...
Poised somewhere between horror and strawberry shortcake...