0. March is A Few of My Favourite Things Month! WARNING: gratuitous wordplay ahead!
1. My favourite stiff-necked bigot: Starchie Bunker...
2. My favourite toxic President: Chernobyl Clinton...
3. My favourite philosopher/starship captain: John Locke Picard...
4. My favourite actress/Hobbit home: Talia Shire...
5. My favourite superhero alter-ego/action movie stunt: Peter Parkour...
6. My favourite pop group/anti-realistic art movement: the Mamas and the Dadas...
7. My favourite millstream channel/comedian: Sluice Black...
8. My favourite comedian/millstream channel: Jerry Sluice...
9. My favourite comic strip about seaweed extract: Agar the Horrible...
10. My favourite actor/philosophical position: David Tenet...
11. My favourite children's writer/action figure: Roald Doll...
12. My favourite shy actress: Demure Moore...
13. My favourite movie about a Gladiator fleeing across the Great Lakes: Ben Huron...
14. My favourite actress/breakfast food: Samantha Eggo...
15. My favourite spy/musical group: the Whittaker Chambers Brothers...
16. My favourite rock opera/mat: Tatommy...
17. My favourite actor/house fairy: Humphrey Boggart...
18. My favourite comedian/Law and Order term: Richard Pryors...
19. My favourite Evita song about a two-headed snake: "Don't Cry for Me, Amphisbaena..."
20. My favourite playwright/prehistoric animal: David Mammoth...
21. My favourite scented candle/jazz singer: Citronella Fitzgerald...
22. My favourite Terry Jacks song about a French painter: "Cezannes in the Sun..."
23. My favourite actor/place to buy wrenches: Johnny Home Deppot...
24. My favourite Asian revolutionary/TV series: Chou En Lai To Me...
25. My favourite country singer/cellphone plan: the Bonnie Rate...
26. My favourite hot sitcom parents: June and Ward Cleavage...
27. My favourite jazz singer/pop life philosophy: oh, baby, I live my life in the fast Cleo Laine...
28. My favourite Stealer's Wheel song about the TSE: "Stock in the Middle With you"
29. My favourite author/cold weather comfort: Frank Lip Baum...
30. My favourite western song lyric/jazz musician: "I got spurs that jingle Django Reinhart!"
31. My favourite Hall of Fame pitcher/demon: Warren Spahn of Satan...
0. This month, some more of my favourite things.
1. My favourite movie about competition in clearing ice from your roof: All About Eaves...
2. My favourite erotic writer/hard rock band: Anais NIN...
3. My favourite George Harrison song about pocket bread: "Isn't It a Pita?"
4. My favourite horror movie star/shopping motivator: Vincent Price wars...
5. My favourite sophisticated floozy actress: Tawdry Hepburn...
6. My favourite musician/grade school girlie disease: Fela Cooties...
7. My favourite Republican workout machine: Darryl Issatoner...
8. My favourite art aide/offspring of a famous musician: Easel Zappa...
9. My favourite singer/plush toy: Mariah Care Bear...
10. My favourite Connie Francis song about a shuffling of Ambassadors: "Who's Emissary Now?"
11. My favourite lesson about a Canadian Metis leader: a Louis tutoRiel...
12. My favourite Greek letter/children's song: "Rho Rho Rho Your Boat..."
13. My favourite Hitchcock movie/inspirational saying: It Takes a Thief to raise a child...
14. My favourite Indian dish to share with an ex: anyone but her chicken...
15. My favourite hard rock band/country singer: Faith Hill No More...
16. My favourite actress who tends to make things worse: Cathy Exacerbates...
17. My favourite lounge singer to lounge on: the Divan Miss M...
18. My favourite computer tycoon/shooting marbles: Bill Agates...
19. My favourite impossible missions actor/Charles Adams cartoon setting: Peter Gravesight...
20. My favourite snake/publishing organization: Anna Conde-Nast...
21. My favourite song about the owner who destroyed the Maple Leafs? A Harold Ballad...
22. My favourite Kid in the Hall/film worker: Dave Foley artist...
23. My favourite actor/source of small change: Lori Petty cash...
24. My favourite pre-industrial Japanese warrior/American humourist: Samurai Levenson...
25. My favourite country singer/computer storage area: Jimmy Buffer...
26. My favourite actor/dangerous drug: Sherilynn Fenn Fenn...
27. My favourite Muslim holiday/newscaster: Ramadan Rather...
28. My favourite science fiction writer/office tool: Olaf Stapler...
29. My favourite British media mogul/temperature measurement: Lew Centigrade...
30. My favourite actor/garment: Teri Polo shirt.
0. This month, even more of my favourite things.
1. My favourite old-time hockey player/next addiction binge: Syl relAppse...
2. My favourite poet/Shakespearean punishment: Ezra Pound of flesh...
3. My favourite French film director/pastry: Rene Éclair...
4. My favourite letter accent/British actress: Tilde Swinton...
5. My favourite adaptations of the works of a science fiction novelist: Isaac Asimovies...
6. My favourite Echo and the Bunnymen song about punctuation: "Ellipse Like Sugar..."
7. My favourite mythical winged creature/comedian: Harpy Marx...
8. My favourite TV show about a man who can tell when babies lie: Talc To Me...
9. My favourite actor/children's game: Sterling Hayden go seek...
10. My favourite film/pizza delivery slogan: Around the World in 80 Days or it's free...
11. My favourite religious garment/song parodist: Weird Alb Yankovic...
12. My favourite social media networking tool/pop band: Hootsuite and the Blowfish...
13. My favourite way of staying warm in winter/Shirley MacLaine film: Earmuff la Douce...
14. My favourite fairy tale about a photographer, his sister and a baby eating witch: "Ansel and Gretel..."
15. My favourite jazz pianist/muse of dance: Chick Terpsichorea...
16. My favourite Asian soybean snack/actress' biography: Edamame Dearest...
17. My favourite AC/DC song about a traditional Arab market: "You Souk Me All Night Long..."
18. My favourite actor/spiritual state: Paul Numinous...
19. My favourite open star cluster/legal tactic: a Pleiades bargain...
20. My favourite Actress/Singer/deli meat: Salami Bey...
21. My favourite movie about sugar for the people: Citizen Cane...
22. My favourite writer/least favourite place to live: Vaclav Hovel...
23. My favourite Australian songstress/political tract: Christina Pamphlet...
24. My favourite unique dish of Chinese food: Chop Suey generis...
25. My favourite documentary filmmaker/clothing: Peter Raiment...
26. My favourite composite particle made of quarks held together by the strong force/porn star: Hadron Jeremy...
27. My favourite cinematic special effect/spy: Matte Helm...
28. My favourite position of respect/urban fantasy writer: Kneel Gaiman...
29. My favourite Hindu holiday festival/early television actor: Diwali Cox...
30. My favourite creepy killer/place to give lectures: Hannibal Lectern...
31. My favourite form of Semitic self-defense: Jew Jitsu...
