Les Pages Aux Folles: Head Meets Line: World Will Never Be the Same
Head Meets Line:
World Will Never Be the Same
Real Liberals Don't Need Conservatives To Tell Them What To Believe
"Real liberals are tough on war criminals"
- Globe and Mail
Actually, They're Below Me
But You Don't Know Me
"These Royals are above us, because of us"
- National Post
STEP 1: Grasp Cellphone Firmly In One Hand
STEP 2: Throw Into Lake Or Other Large Body Of Water
"Tips for cutting cellphone charges"
- Toronto Star
Kills Some People, Too
"Chinese crash derails Bombardier stock"
- Globe and Mail
Why Do They Even Bother?
"Strikes losing historic leverage"
- Toronto Star
"TURMOIL IN GREECE
Striking workers cut power"
- Toronto Star
"Britons plan strike over public pensions"
- Toronto Star
"Yes! Yes" Says Herbert Hoover, "They Finally Get Me!"
"A Way to Overcome Debt
Judicious Spending Cuts May Help Foster New Growth"
- New York Times
You Know You're In Deep Doodoo When Reporters Start Quoting Monks Songs
"Reguly: Greek bonds - nice yield, shame about the risk"
- Globe and Mail
My Bad: Clearly, The 80s Rule
"Nice patio, shame about rest of Against the Grain"
- Toronto Star
The Monetization Of Suffering Goes Global
"Behind world's debt woes, there's a buying opportunity"
- Globe and Mail
"Volatile food prices offer opportunity, World Bank chief says"
- Toronto Star
SkyNet Thought That, Too
"People are weak link in data security"
- Toronto Star
No Gravy Makes It That Much Harder To Swallow Crow
"Turns out it's not all gravy
Reining in city spending without service cuts not as easy as Ford claimed in campaign"
- Globe and Mail
Nixon Would Appreciate The Irony
"Gold is the new 'default currency,' analysts say"
- Toronto Star
Being Physically Maimed And Emotionally Scarred For Life - What's Not To Like?
"Military life lacks appeal for many Chinese-Canadians"
- Globe and Mail
Uhh, What, Exactly Do You Think Is Happening In The US Right Now? A Debt Ceiling Slumber Party?
"U.S.-style debt ceilings a worthy reform
System that urges vigilance key to avoiding debt crises"
- National Post
Is Certain He Left His Wallet Under One Of Them
"Ford wants councillors to 'look under every rock'"
- Toronto Star
Just Don't Be Surprised If It Hatches All Over You
"Want a solid nest egg? You can't avoid stock markets"
- Globe and Mail
"THE RETURN OF FEAR
A truce in the battle over the U.S. debt ceiling was supposed to calm markets that have been rattled by Europe's debt crisis. But fears of a new recession in the U.S. and the realization that Europe is failing to solve its problems has global investors hitting the sell button. As stimulus programs wind down and governments slash spending, hope for global growth is fading fast"
- Globe and Mail
Or Canada's Major Agro-corps
But, Let Us Not Put The Cartel Before The Whores
"Twilight at the wheat board
The 75-year-old cartel's last breath could signal new life for Canada's farmers"
- National Post
That Problem Should Be Solved By The Next Election
"House Republican freshmen turning Boehner's dream job into a nightmare"
- Globe and Mail
Headlines Race To Scare The Bejesus Out Of Readers
"Leaders race to contain crisis"
- Globe and Mail
"World races to stem debt crisis"
- Toronto Star
Getting The Economy Going One Job At A Time
"Goldman to axe 1,000 jobs after missing earnings forecast"
- Globe and Mail
"Bombardier U.K. plant set for deep cuts
Failure to win major railcar contract puts future of Derby works and 2,000 employees in doubt"
- Globe and Mail
"LEANER, meaner RIM slashes 2,000 job"
- Toronto Star
"Credit Suisse cutting 2,000 jobs globally as profits drop"
- Globe and Mail
"Barclay's to cut 3,000 jobs as profit sags"
- Globe and Mail
"Cisco cost-cutting eliminates 6,500 jobs"
- Globe and Mail
"7,000 staff to lose jobs as Nokia reorganizes"
- Toronto Star
"Merck plans 13,000 more job cuts"
- Globe and Mail
"Global banks wield the axe on 18,000 jobs"
- Globe and Mail
"HSBC to cut 30,000 jobs worldwide"
- Globe and Mail
CIA Kept Cold War Watch On Burundi, Gandhi And Deely Bopper Manufacturers - They Weren't Exactly Discriminating
"CIA kept Cold War watch on Canada
Declassified records show agency spied on Trudeau, industries"
- Toronto Star
Tells 136 Kids To Get Off Lawn In One Hour
Previous Record Was 125
"HALIFAX: GRANDPA BEATS RECORD"
- National Post
For A Month Or Two, Anyway...
"Americans turn the page on debt crisis"
- Globe and Mail
It Might Not Have Been, If People Weren't So Eager To Rip the CDs In The First Place
"It's RIP for CDs in digital era"
- Toronto Star
Not Killing All Of Your Own People Or Bankrupting Your Own Country
(If Our Expectations Were Any Lower...)
"Defining 'success' in Afghanistan and Iraq"
- Globe and Mail
Sorry For The Typo
Headline Should Read: Work Over Democrats
"Walker says he wants to work with Democrats"
- Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
Matter And Anti-matter On A Collision Course
"Toronto economy roars to Canada's No. 1 spot"
- Toronto Star
"Ford's way diminishes Toronto"
- Toronto Star
