Ask Not For Whom The Bell Tolls, It Tolls For Apathy
In response to voter apathy, some people are again floating the idea of forcing people to vote, either by fining them if they don't or, I suppose, chaining them to a ballot box on election day. Interesting proposals, but consider who we would be dealing with:
This is not, I'm thinking, something we want to encourage...
If "Conservatives" Were Honest About What They Want To Do To Social Programmes, They Wouldn't Stand A Chance Of Surviving The Ensuing Riots
After All, We Are In The Middle Of A Federal Election...
A Liberal Is A Conservative Who Has Friends Under Indictment
Bruce Carson had been an adviser to provincial and federal Conservatives, most recently Prime Minister Stephen Harper, until it was revealed that he had been disbarred and served time in jail after pleading guilty to two counts of defrauding law clients. "That was 20 years ago!" insisted the Prime Minister. "Don't you believe that a man can be rehabilitated?"
Sure. But, judging by your tough on crime legislation, we didn't think you did.
They Really Need To Stop Passing Around Mushrooms In The Globe Cafeteria
But, This Is A Good Start
Voters Figure Out Their Own Way Of Achieving The Goal
Poll Dancing
"Jumpin' Jack rocks the vote
Layton's climb continues as survey shows NDP surging ahead of Liberals, closing gap with Tories"
Finally, A Poll I Can Believe In
That Could Be A Compliment...
It's Not That Canada Doesn't Love You, Stephen, It's Just That We Have Trust Issues
Until My Next Pay Check Clears Would Be Nice
Stephen Harper has been praised for his handling of the Canadian economy during the worst economic downturn since the 1930s. How did he do it?
He didn't allow Canadian banks to merge. He didn't deregulate such things as how much cash reserves banks have to have on hand. Although he did cut some taxes, he didn't need to shred the social safety net in order to pay for them. In short, he acted in the exact opposite of his beliefs.
Now, how long do you suppose that can last?
Umm...When They're Older?
Not Only That, But Pollsters Usually Work In Their Pyjamas
Dear Editor,
Yesterday, your newspaper ran a cartoon in which a man in a lab coat holding a clipboard was asking the Easter Bunny questions. Behind them, a chart indicates that the man is conducting a poll of how Canadians with different party affiliations feel about different kinds of chocolate. I found this cartoon to be highly unrealistic.
Because he must be on the road at this time of year, the Easter Bunny can only be reached by cell phone. And, as we know, most polling companies do not have the capacity to question people on cellphones, only landlines.
I trust your cartoonist will be issuing a correction forthwith. Posthaste, even.
Will The Real Stephen Harper Please Stand Down?
Is Vandalizing Of Liberals' Cars Passionate Enough For You?
The PM Mind Trick In Action
PETER KENT: It is outrageous that Scarborough-Southwest Conservative candidate Gavan Paranchothy hosted a television programme which honoured Tamil Tiger heroes and freedom fighters in Sri Lanka. It was a tribute and it's unacceptable, even if he didn't write it, even if he didn't believe it.
Stephen Harper passes a hand in front of Kent's face.
STEPHEN HARPER: (whispers forcefully) You see no connection to a terrorist organization here.
PETER KENT: Gavan Paranchothy is a fine Conservative candidate, and he will be a great Member of Parliament for Scarborough-Southwest. He has assured the Prime Minister that he is in no way connected to or supportive of terrorists, and that's good enough for me. Good enough for me. For me. For me. For me. That's good enough for meeeeeeee...