Les Pages Aux Folles: Headlines Gave My Sister Herpes!
Headlines Gave My Sister Herpes!
Be The Cork
"The zen of wine luxury and affordability"
- Toronto Star
People Don't Want To Pay To Swim In Nuclear Waste? Shocker!
"Why the nuclear renaissance is at risk of going up in smoke
With governments unwilling to shoulder the financial risks, nuclear plants are becoming a tough sell"
- Globe and Mail
Armchair Demography, On The Other Hand...
"Culture of honour
A cultural portrait of agrarian, pastoral societies may offer a better explanation for the Tucson shooting than armchair psychology"
- Toronto Star
Cars! They're Just Talking About Cars!
You Can Put Your Crucifixes And Holy Water Away, Now
"U.S. Monsters Rule Streets of Caracas"
- New York Times
Vows Vengeance Against Three Year-olds
"God tossed from daycare"
- National Post
Just Like Clothes Hampers Are The Next Jumbo Jets
"Hop to it: Why rabbit may be the next pork belly"
- Toronto Star
Insists She Doesn't Use Head For Storing Acorns In Winter
"Paula Abdul says 'I have a brain'
Former Idol judge addresses rumours while launching show"
- Toronto Star
PROGRESS
In The West, We Have Created A Whole New Set Of Biases
"In China, Women Face Old Biases"
- New York Times
We All Know Which Course Sir Humphrey Would Advise
"Can Peter Kent be our Captain Canuck?
New environment minister has a choice to make between bold leadership and the same old inaction."
- Toronto Star
...Explains Crashes
"Trading at the speed of money"
- Globe and Mail
That'll Teach Country To Forget To Wear Mouth Guard!
"SO NEAR, YET, SO FAR
Team Canada's monumental, third-period collapse hands gold to Russians, serves as a kick in the teeth for an entire nation"
- Globe and Mail
People Getting Obese On Much Healthier Food These Days
"Priszm to sell fast-food outlets in Ontario, B.C.
Operator of Taco Bell, KFC, Pizza Hut sites struggling to boost sales"
- Toronto Star
By Avoiding The Operation Altogether
"Sidestepping colonoscopy's ick factor"
- Globe and Mail
Psychologists Cannot Explain Response To Complete Social Collapse
"Optimism in short supply in Haiti"
- Toronto Star
As Long As Their Fathers, Brothers And Male Friends Approve
"Sports Offer Indian Girls An Escape"
- New York Times
Apparently, You Can Strike Their Male Friends Off The "Approve" List
"When Sex and Success Don't Mix
Female Achievers Sometimes Find Romance Elusive"
- New York Times
But, Is Willing To Apologize For Another Year If It Means Forestalling Meaningful Reform For Another Decade
"Time for apologies over, U.K. banker says"
- Toronto Star
Wil Insists His Acting Career Will Not Be Affected By New Board Of Directors
"Wheaton takeover moves ahead"
- Globe and Mail
And, More Obnoxious
And, More Drunk
And, More Jingiostic...
"Patriotism gone wild
Olympics showed the world and ourselves that we are a lot prouder than we think"
- National Post
Reality Would Quickly Have Made Us That Way?
"What if Canadians were never so humble?"
- National Post
Really? If They Had, They Would Stop Called Their Films "Product"
"Hollywood Discovers That the Product Has to Be Good"
- New York Times
It's About Time Somebody Raised The Issue Of The American Government's Influ - What? He's Talking About OTHER Foreign Governments?
"Canada 'a target for foreign interference'
CSIS chief warns of foreign governments trying to influence officials, policies and communities in memo to Public Safety Minister"
- Globe and Mail
I Had The Perfect Headline, But I Can't...Uhh...Remember What It Was...
"J&J recalls Tylenol over label issue"
- Globe and Mail
"Lululemon voluntarily recalls reusable 'shoppers' bags"
- Globe and Mail
"GM recalling 151 Buicks, Cadillacs in Canada over fire concerns"
- Toronto Star
"Ford to recall 20,000 trucks, SUVs to eliminate possibility of electrical short"
- National Post
"Chrysler recall affects 35,000 SUVs, trucks in Canada"
- Toronto Star
"Volkswagen, Chrysler recall more than 86,000 vehicles"
- Toronto Star
"Saputo expands cheese recall to 150,000kg"
- National Post
"Nissan recalls 600,000 cars, trucks"
- Toronto Star
Theology And Mixology, On The Other Hand, Are Old Friends
"Theology and meteorology don't mix"
- Toronto Star
But, Not Our Government
"The Christmas instinct
Altruism is hard-wired into our genes - and perhaps even our souls"
- National Post
Speak For Yourself, Margaret, Speak For Yourself
"You're not that interesting. And neither am I"
- Globe and Mail
