Headline Forms To the Left

And, We Looked Fabulous Doing It, Israeli Military Adds

"Killings in flotilla raid justified, Israeli military concludes" - Globe and Mail

Genghis Khan Refused To Get Involved With "Political Hot Potato"

"Ex-chief of CSIS to assess RCMP" - National Post

The Trick Is To Start By Fooling Yourself Into Believing It

"Can Karzai convince world donors he's up to the task?" - Globe and Mail

There's A First Time For Everything

"Diversity czar may earn $150,000
'I'm speechless': mayoral candidate Ford" - National Post

You Mean, All Of Them?

"White House working with business
Undertakes broad review of regulations that corporate leaders identify as obstacles to job creation" - Globe and Mail

Public Sector To Duncan: Let's Talk Hell Freeze

"Duncan to public sector: Let's talk pay freeze" - Toronto Star

There Are No Contradictions: Bernanke's To The Kingdom Edition

"Bernanke stands by stimulus withdrawal strategy" - Globe and Mail

"Markets tumble on Bernanke's testimony to Congress" - Globe and Mail

Speak For Yourself - Beets - Sheesh!

"Suddenly, we all love beets" - National Post

Becoming Pod Person Not Everybody's Way Of Coping, But It May Work For You

"Round-the-clock work pressures can sap your soul, but only if you let them" - Globe and Mail

Country Has Finally Taken Its Place On World Stage

"China struggles to contain massive oil slick off coast" - Toronto Star

Reminds US He Has Many Corrupt Mouths To Feed

"Karzai wants more say over billions in aid" - Globe and Mail

There Are No Contradictions: Energy Self-Insufficiency Edition

"Electric cars coming, but can California take charge?" - Toronto Star

"Tesla faces hurdles on road to profit" - Globe and Mail

I Don't Think This Is What Gloria Steinem Had In Mind

"Swimsuit anxiety: Not just for the ladies" - National Post

Economics Professors Argue Against The Idea
(See Charts And Graphs On Pages A4 to A27)

"Province calls for freeze on university paycheques" - Toronto Star

After He Returns To The 1980s

"Conrad Black wants to return to Canada" - Globe and Mail

We Prove That With Every Edition

"It's easy to beat low expectations" - National Post

Divorces Never Affect Both Parties Equally

"Despite AOL results, some see changes taking hold" - Globe and Mail

"Time Warner posts rise in earnings, boost view" - Globe and Mail

But, What Do We Do If Our Transit ID Is Smarter Than We Are?

"Transit smart cards need an intelligent debate" - Toronto Star

Calgary Can Host It For $29.95

"Make Canada the G20's permanent home" - Globe and Mail

But, If God Is Everywhere, How Do You Do It?

"Even if it is God's work, you still need to take vacations" - Globe and Mail

Not That We Do
We're Thinking Of The Little Peeple

"WHY IT'S GOOD TOO MAKE MISTAKES" - National Post

There Are No Contradictions: Thank You For Playing Edition

"'Stress test' results reassure investors" - Toronto Star

"Most banks pass EU's stress tests but financial system worries persist" - Globe and Mail

Ouech!

"Intel reaches antitrust settelment with U.S. " - Globe and Mail

Sure. And, Transparent Is The New Black (Just Ask The Emperor)

"The new fad is no fad at all" - Toronto Star

Business Calls On Geithner To Go Bug Somebody Else

"Geithner calls on business to invest in jobs" - Globe and Mail

Human Researchers Jealous

"Jellyfish may solve Alzheimer's" - Toronto Star

He's Been In And Out Of The Race More Often Than Something Too Filthy To Mention Here (Even Though It Would Be Really Funny...)

"'Best mayor we never had' is out - again
John Tory happy with life outside politics" - Toronto Star

Choice Of Both A Theological Debate That Goes Back To Martin Luther

"Fighting abortion, one arrest at a time
Is one woman's 16-year protest harassment or 'God's work'?" - National Post

Over 600 Egregious Violations Of Safety Standards "Simply A Misunderstanding"

"BP chairman rejects any suggestion of negligence by company" - Globe and Mail

Only Politically Significant? Me-ow!

"Holland becomes first NATO country to quit Afghanistan
Small force departure only politically significant" - Toronto Star

DON'T LOVE YOUR UNEMPLOYMENT? THEN...TOUGH

"DON'T LOVE YOUR JOB? THEN CHANGE IT
So what if the pay is great? You'll never be truly happy unless you find work that's right for you" - Globe and Mail