by SASKATCHEWAN KOLONOSCOGRAD, Alternate Reality News Service Existentialism Writer
The nuclear war that made the surface of the earth uninhabitable has had an unexpected side effect: it knocked the planet out of its orbit, plunging it into a death spiral that ended with a spectacular crash into the sun. Hard as it may be to believe, mankind has succeeded in destroying all known life in the universe.
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