Les Pages Aux Folles: There Were Headlines on the Mirror, There Were Headlines on Her Face
There Were Headlines on the Mirror, There Were Headlines on Her Face
Conservatives, On The Other Hand, Are Only Partly Political (The Rest Is Malice)
"Tories paint Ignatieff as purely political animal"
- Toronto Star
He Obviously Didn't Get The Memo That Christ Was Okay With Economic Exploitation And Usury
"The Pope issues a tired Old Left manifesto"
- Globe and Mail
Because What Muslim Women Need Most Is Advice From White Men Like Robert Fulford
"As Muslim women suffer, feminists avert their gaze"
- National Post
They're Easier To Squeeze Than A Half Empty Ketchup Bottle
"No time like bankruptcy for squeezing competitors"
- Globe and Mail
If She Had Survived, Next Time She Was Going To Try The Veal
"Woman killed by concrete was having birthday meal"
- Toronto Star
Like Many, In This Economy, Who Sleep On Them
"Historically firm, mattress sales turn soft"
- Globe and Mail
As Opposed To Globe And Mail Furrier, Which Is Still In Negotiations
"Globe and Mail newspaper reaches tentative deal with union"
- National Post
Obviously, The Garbage Strike Is Not Achieving Its Objectives
"Added delay has not killed anyone, city says"
- Toronto Star
I Hear Jimmy McNulty Is Free...
"CRTC asks: Who should be Internet traffic cops?"
- Globe and Mail
In Contrast To The Post, Which Only Cares About Rich People
"Public sector unions care only about themselves"
- National Post
So...When I Called Politicians Pond Scum, I Was Actually...Complimenting Them?
"Pond scum is the new 'green' in the quest for sustainable energy sources"
- Toronto Star
Not As Tasty As 'Project Tangerine," But Not Without Value, I Suppose...
"'Project Wolverine' ends with seizure of drugs worth millions of dollars"
- National Post
Go To The Office As If You Got The Job And Hope They Don't Figure It Out And Pay You?
"When they say no, turn it into yes
Rejection is a fact of life when job hunting. Here's how to lessen the sting"
- Globe and Mail
You Wouldn't Have Had To Ask If You Had Only Spoken To Robert Fulford First
"Supergirl's new (under)clothes
Does a change of shorts mark a feminist shift for a comic book icon or are pants just pants?"
- Toronto Star
Where is ObviousmanTM When you Need Him?
"Cop says doc drugged Jacko"
- Toronto Star
Having Been Burned The Last Four Times He Did, He Knows What He's Talking About
"Flaherty calls for caution on declaring early recovery"
- Globe and Mail
OMG! Jon Belches! Alert The National Media!
"Jon and Kate replace couch with chairs"
- Toronto Star
When Common Sense Has Anything To Do With The Stock Market, That Observation May Be Relevant
"Common sense says this rally can't last"
- Globe and Mail
Which Headline Interests You More Says A Lot
"Heath Ledger's Final Days"
- Vanity Fair cover
"The Final Days of Bush and Cheney"
- Time cover next to it on the shelves
Conservative Elites Are More Opaque
"'Ordinary Canadians' see through socialist elites"
- Globe and Mail
Christianity, On The Other Hand, Is Obsessed With EVERYBODY'S Sexuality
"To cure honour killing 'cancer'
Islam is obsessed with women's sexuality"
- National Post
Over A Decaying Foundation
"A new moniker for the NDP would be like a fresh coat of paint"
- Globe and Mail
But, Where Will We Find Adults Capable Of Teaching Them?
"Teens need to learn financial history"
- Toronto Star
Who Knew He Was Such A Southpark Fan?
"Harper blames Canada for visa furor"
- Globe and Mail
Was The Murderer...Colonel Mustard In The Library With The YouTube?
"3 arrested in YouTube duck killings"
- Toronto Star
Putting The Hyper Back In Hyperbole
"Take some of the sting out of the DRIP tax torture"
- Globe and Mail
We Were Hoping For Marshmallows, But Kid Gloves Work, Too
"The un-union movement
Pushed into a corner, organized labour is fighting back with kid gloves"
- National Post
Drop In Corporate Contributions Just A Coincidence
"Tories to pursue stiffer sentences for white-collar criminals"
- Globe and Mail
It's Not French Deconstructionist Literary Theory, It's Freedom Deconstructionist Literary Theory
"A new essay connects the ideas of a French philosopher to Obamamania
IS OBAMA EVEN REAL?"
- National Post
Sorry To See The Speech Therapy Isn't Working
"Why Americans can't talk about health care"
- Toronto Star
Good To See The Speech Therapy Is Working
"BIN LADEN'S DRIVER TALKS"
- Toronto Star
