Les Pages Aux Folles: Ahoy, Captain Headliner!
Ahoy, Captain Headliner!
We're Still Parochial?
"What Obama's bold budget means for Canada"
- Globe and Mail
It's Not Making Psychoanalysis Any Easier, Either
"THREESOME COMPLICATES TAXES, ASSETS"
- National Post
Does This Mean They'll Have To Cancel House?
"When physicians behave badly
Regulatory bodies are introducing initiatives to deal with disrespectful, rude and abusive doctors."
- Globe and Mail
Environmental Wonks Need To Work On Their Sense Of Humour
"RIGHT TO BEAR FARMS"
- NOW
Some Questions Just Answer Themselves
"The AIG bonuses: justified or absurd?"
- Globe and Mail
Because MBAs Who Thought 2+2=37 Billion May Be Bad For Business
"Wanted: MBAs that can really do the math"
- Globe and Mail
"Alternate Nutrition Techniques" Works For The Military
"To make leftovers delicious, stop calling them leftovers"
- National Post
Dear Margaret Wente: You're Confused And You Need Help
"DEAR MR. PRESIDENT:
WE'RE CONFUSED AND WE NEED YOUR HELP"
- Globe and Mail
The Long-term Investor Says She'll Get Back To You When She's Ready
"Five options for the comeback kid
These professionals agree that it's time for the long-term investor to get back in the game"
- Globe and Mail
Pet's Friends Can't Figure Out Why They Insist Upon Pursuing The Relationship
"Coyotes, pets don't mix"
- Toronto Star
We're Still Waiting For "Canada's Obama" To Appear To Write It
"Where, oh where, is Canada's State of the Union address?"
- Globe and Mail
Has Begging For A Recovery Brought That On?
"Will invoking the Great Depression bring it on?"
- Globe and Mail
Blue Councillors Wave White Flag On Black Day
"Red tape holding up city's green plan"
- Toronto Star
From People Whose Mortgages On Their Seven Houses Have Been Paid Off
"Obama's mortgage rescue
Plan to shore up home owners gets a cool response"
- Globe and Mail
Indigo, With A Touch Of Strychnine:
Poor Toilet Training At A Young Age?
"WHAT'S YOUR MONEY MOOD?
If money doesn't buy happiness, then why are we feeling bad?"
- National Post
If The Ten Dollar Bill Is Shot Fast Enough, I Suppose It Could Penetrate A Skull...
"Getting shovels into the ground and money into more brains"
- Globe and Mail
The Raccoon Shareholders Are What We're Concerned About!
"Foreign takeovers turned out fine
Shareholders have made out like bandits"
- National Post
It's Just Dysosmia – There's A Pill For That
"Hoard cash at your peril – the smart money smells opportunity"
- Globe and Mail
Because The Other-directed Investing Wasn't Working Out That Well
"FOCUS ON SELF-DIRECTED INVESTING"
- Globe and Mail
Of The Three, The Spy Is Probably The Least Articulate
"Talking bones, bikinis and James Bond"
- Toronto Star
Isn't The "Value Of Conflict" Revealed In All Of Today's Business Headlines?
"Excuse me, Canada: It's time to step on some toes
Politeness is overrated, says California-based consultant Patrick Lencioni; Canadian executives must 'learn the value of conflict' to succeed"
- Globe and Mail
I'm Gonna Kick The Ass Of The Beggar At Bay And Bloor And Take Control Of That Prime Real Estate
"What's your post-recession marketing plan?
- Globe and Mail
What? Now, I'm Schizophrenic?
"IRA splinter group claims deadly attack on soldiers"
- Toronto Star
You Mean, They Could Have Been Models Of Good Behaviour And Informed Judgment All Along And They Chose Not To Be?
"Money managers: The time for leadership is now
By becoming models of good behaviour and informed judgment, they may stimulate a broader awareness-tipping process"
- Globe and Mail
A Hundred Layoffs Here, A Thousand Layoffs There...
"Torstar to lay off 60 unionized staff"
- Globe and Mail
"Tembec cutting 100 jobs, freezing salaries 'to weather economic storm'"
- National Post
"CTV's A channels move to cut some news shows and 118 jobs"
- Toronto Star
"CAA to close 7 stores, putting 120 out of work"
- Toronto Star
"Sears Canada slashes 300 jobs as retail sales slump"
- Toronto Star
"Saab trims 750 jobs as bidders line up"
- Toronto Star
"VALE INCO
Nickel price plunge spurs 900 job cuts"
- Toronto Star
"Chrysler cuts 1,200 as auto crisis depends"
- Globe and Mail
"Transcontinental to chop 1,500 jobs"
- Globe and Mail
"1,500 jobs lost as steel plants idled"
- Toronto Star
"Continental output cuts to cost 1,900 jobs"
- Globe and Mail
"Nokia to issue 1,700 layoffs amid global market swoon"
- Toronto Star
"Nortel lays off 3,200 more"
- Globe and Mail
"United Technologies to slash 11,600 jobs as outlook sours"
- Toronto Star
"Anglo American to cut 19,000 jobs, halt dividend"
- Globe and Mail
"Caterpillar to lay off about 2,400 workers in U.S."
- Globe and Mail
...And Pretty Soon You're Talking About Real Unemployment
"Manufacturing bleeding jobs
Nearly 322,000 lost as its share of economy drops from 14.4% to 11.1% since 2004, StatsCan reports"
- Toronto Star
"U.S. jobless rate reaches highest level since 1983
Country has lost more than 500,000 jobs for four months in a row"
- Toronto Star
"FRANCE
Nearly 2.2 million already jobless"
- Globe and Mail
And, It's Just That Keen Insight Into Concepts Like "Job Creation Stimulus" That Made The Company What It Is Today
"GM to slash 47,000 jobs"
- Toronto Star
"GM, Chrysler seek another $19-billion to stay afloat"
- Globe and Mail
Even If We Wrote This Headline When We Were
"A good crisis shouldn't be wasted"
- National Post
