The Daily Me – More The National Whipping Post

Are You Sure It Wasn’t Just Gas?
Desperate For A New Angle?
Don’t You Just Love That Fresh Liberal Smell?
He Looks Better When Flanked By The Belmonts
Let The Champagne And Nuclear Isotopes Flow!
Next Stop For The Whupass Express: Iran?
Oh, Can’t We Watch Just A Little More? Please?
Sheik And Ye Shall Find…Peace?
Speaking Truth To The Powerless
There Is A Sacred Connection Between A Man And His Chicken Burger
They Have To? Why?
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Weapons Of Mass Delectation
We’re Number…Uhh, Well, We’re Not Last! We’re Not Last!