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Al-ementary, My Dear Congress
Because The World Needed A New Definition Of Cruelty
Be Still My Jerking Knee
Fulfilling Doctor King’s Dream One Slime Attack At A Time
God Is On Another Line At The Moment, But Your Prayer Is Important To Us, So Please Hold…
Gonzales Is Advised By The Law Firm Of Curly Larry Moe
Oh, Get A Grip On Yourself! No, Wait –!
It Never Fails To Get A Laugh
To Be Fair, Some Questions Easily Answer Themselves
The Whole Country Needs A Tums