The Daily Me – More Obits ‘R Us

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The 1960s Are Definitely Over
But, His Legacy Is In No Jeopardy
But, Thank You For Asking
Fade To Black (Even If A Shock Cut Would Be More Appropriate)
The Good News: He Didn’t Live To See This Pun
A Hard Obit To Break
Harkness, The Herald Angels Sing
Ice-Nine – Now, There’s A Toxic Substance You Don’t Hear About Every Day
I Know There’s A Fat Lady Singing Joke In Here Somewhere…There’s Just Got To Be!
Maybe They Should Question The Friendly, Helpful Corporate Hit Man
One Last Literary Provocation
Pretty Funny, Too, From What We Hear
Poo-tee-weet
Roadhouse Ribs Will Never Taste As Sweet Again
She Has A Wicked Sense Of Humour
Shine On You Crazy Baseball Diamond
Sometimes The Jokes Just Write Themselves…Unfortunately
There Was A Man Who Knew How To Get His Ducks In A Row
This Headline Doesn’t Exist
What’re You Lookin’ At, Punk?
Would A Piano Case Be Big Enough? How About Several?
Yeah, Yeah, It May Be In Poor Taste, But Mirvisch Would Probably Have Loved It