The Daily Me – More Alternate Reality News Service

And You Thought The Culture Of Life Was A New Brand Of Yogurt
The Chickens Come Home To Poop On The Roost
Coming Soon To An Election Near You: Potemkin Districts
Death Of All The Presidents Men
How Not To Fix Al-Maliki Roof
If There Was Any More Regret In His Voice, He Would Be Practically Giddy
Israel And Labrador Compete For A Larger Share Of The International Scrod Market
It’s Not The Bullet That Kills You, It’s The Hole (…In The Weapons’ Manufacturers’ Heads)
The Limits Of Yellowy Cuteness Revealed!
Make War, Not Love
Nickel For Your Thoughts?
Sounds Like They Already Have Access To One Too Many Alternate Realities
Woman In Vegetative State Has Sex In Her Head