JUST OUT: Mike Huckabee, Of Trump's Government
MegatronJUST IN: U.S. Ambassador to Israel Mike Huckabee angry at Trump's deal with Iran:
"Without Israel, there would not be an America. We owe our very existence to what happened in this land."
Dietrich Who?Rep. Brandon Gill: "We particularly need the left to tone down the rhetoric ... somebody is gonna listen and believe they are the next Dietrich Bonhoeffer and act on that and that's what we're seeing here."
Are Your Family Being Held Hostage?Hoeven to Julian Andreone: Israel is a very close ally, a very important ally, and we work very closely with them. We need to figure out how we can continue to work very closely with them, given what an incredible ally they are.
Guys! Chill! You Use Many More Exclamation Marks, And You'll Stroke Out!
Chris MenahanJohn Podhoretz laments Trump appearing to turn on Israel: "Trump is now saying Bibi is indiscriminately murdering Lebanese, but the Iranians are nice?!"
"What's going on!?! Eli Lake barks. "What's going on!?!"
"I'm telling you what's going on!" Podhoretz interjects. "Something happened, and he decided he went the wrong way, and he is ratcheting himself in the other direction!"
It Would Be Antisemitic If The Tweet Implied His Dickhead Wasn't Circumcised
Razor MaroneI just scrolled through maybe a few hundred comments (not all tbf) under Mikes heavily ratioed Palestine Action post and didn't see a single one that could be antisemitic. Unless the definition has now broadened to calling him a dickhead.
So...He Decided Not To Go To The US AFTER The US Wouldn't Let Him In?BREAKING: Israeli Minister Itamar Ben-Gvir canceled a planned family trip after the United States refused to grant him a visa for a wedding in Miami.
"Take That, Huckabee, You Traitorous Bastard!"
The Spectator IndexBREAKING: Trump says 'if it weren't for the United States of America' then 'Israel would not exist right now'
Merriam-Webster Respectfully Disagrees...
Aaron RuparTrump: "We have the strongest economy we've ever had. The word 'affordability' is a fake word made up by the Democrats."
That Red Face Isn't Shame, It's Freedom Feelings
T. GreerEvery Republican who ever said anything against the JCPOA, myself included, looks very silly today.
Trump: But You Know What's Even Worse? The Money Took Up So Much Room In The Freezer That There Was No Room For Ice Cream!
AcynDoocy: Can you explain what the difference is between giving Iran U.S. dollars and unfreezing U.S. dollars?
Trump: We taken their money and we froze it... at a certain point in time I guess we are going to have to give it back. If we didn't give it back nobody would ever invest in the dollar again.
Not That It Matters, Because Netanyahu Will Continue Bombing Whatever Country He Wants Regardless
Rick WilsonFinally, we have a preliminary agreement to begin tentative negotiations over the hypothetical path forward to consider possible arrangements to disucss steps forward that may or may not be included in a notional accord over a working group that could possibly meet by a to-be-determined Teams call regarding initial steps for a peace accord.
Okay, But TwitterX And Facebook Will Quote You...Forever
Ron Johnson suggests vaccines cause SIDS, but then starts stammering when he tries to come up for some support for this claim: "I just read it ... don't quote me."
At Least Somebody's Giving Canadian Youth Jobs...
CP24#BREAKING: Toronto police say they believe young people are being hired to carry out shootings at targets around Toronto, including Jewish schools and synagogues, and the U.S. consulate.
Independent Of Compassion.Israeli National Security Minister Ben-Gvir:
We cannot stop destroying houses in Southern Lebanon. We cannot stop, period.
We cannot allow the population of southern Lebanon to return. ... We must continue to control the territory even if Trump disagrees.
We are an independent state.
Ignorance Is Bliss
Aaron RuparTrump: "You know what the Iranians did? They laughed at Obama and they said he's a stupid son of a bitch."
Umm...You Know That Didn't Work Out Well For The Original Master Race, Right?
Jonathan CookIsrael's former top general Moshe Yaalon:
"What is Jewish supremacy? Eighty years after the Holocaust, it's Mein Kampf in reverse. The superior race is us."
Are You...Crying?There's no requirement they have to meet to get waivers to sell oil. They can start doing that right now. Are you okay with that?
GOP Sen. Robert Marshall: "Yeah, absolutely."
You Do Know We Live In Times Of Diminished Expectations, Right?
Clash ReportItalian PM Meloni:
We expect Israel to act as a positive actor in the peace process, and we hope that internal debate - also driven by the election campaign - does not put at risk the difficult path that the United States has begun.
But If You Try, Sometimes,COLLINS: In 2021, you said relieving sanctions on Iran 'would only contribute to more terror attacks against America and its allies.' This deal includes lifting sanctions on Iran. Will America be safer?
SEN. ROGER MARSHALL: It's a completely different day. You can't have everything you want.
DOUTHAT: How Can You Talk About The Working Class When Your Government Has Caused Their Expenses To Skyrocket And Shredded The Social Safety Net That Could Have Protected Them?DOUTHAT: Let's be honest - the tone of the administration is not consistently a Christian tone. There is a tone of aggressive uncharity
JD VANCE: Tonal arguments are ways of, frankly, policing working class ways of communication, and covering them in elite preferences