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Enjoy,Peace Comes In Pieces (Massive Assembly Required)
The current state of peace negotiations between the United States and Israel:
UNITED STATES' POSITION: I give!
IRAN'S POSITION: You haven't yet, but you will. You will.
ISRAEL'S POSITION: Aren't you forgetting somebody?
SOURCE: Politics for Beginners
[http://www.politicsforbeginners.com/home.asp?did=517&dir=bb]
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"Oh, Yeah. I'm The Nuclear Winter Of Economics Commentators!"
Canada's banking regulator has reduced the amount of money banks need to hold in reserve in case of financial...unpleasantness. What could possibly go wrong?
"There could be a run on the banks that would tank the country's economy."
Well, aren't you just a ray of sunshine in a dark world!
SOURCE: The Financial Riposte
[http://www.canada.com/national/nationalwhippingpost/financialriposte/story.html?id=49ddccd7-f6f3-7f2f-9f49-a1eb1cc6a528]
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Vladimir Putin Shrugs Fetchingly
US President Donald Trump's debacle in Iran is just the latest in a series of incomprehensible actions that have reduced the country's standing in the eyes of the world. It's almost like he has purposefully made decisions intended to alienate all of America's international allies.
But who would benefit from such actions? Who would possibly benefit?
SOURCE: Bill's Bitter Pills
[http://bill.geekgoons.com/]
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Imagine being a Zionist. You eat a healthy breakfast. You do exercises to limber up your fingers. You've chanted "Am Yisrael Chai" a thousand times to psyche yourself up. Then, you go online to do battle with the antisemitic anti-Zionist bastards, and the first thing you come across is Israel's Finance Minister Bezalel Smotrich bragging about Israel ethnically cleansing Gaza. It's enough to make a poor Zionist give up the fight.
Okay, that may be a bit of an exaggeration. Hardcore Zionists will never give up the fight. Still, this must give them a moment's pause: what can they do when high ranking Israeli officials openly crow about how successfully they're committing war crimes?
They could argue that Smotrich is on crack. (Few would disagree.) They could argue that Smotrich was having a "hallucination" (even though the video wasn't an artificial intelligence deep fake). They could argue that "war crimes" are the new "peace in our times."
You have to admire Zionists' dedication to their cause in the face of adverse publicity generated by those they are attempting to defend. After you get over their appalling defence of the indefensible, I mean.
SOURCE: Karl's Big Red Web Page of Unreconstructed Marxism
[http://www.bigred.commie/articles/218^.htm]
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"Given The Diversity Of Media Available To Consumers, Canada Doesn't Need A Publicly Funded Broadcaster." (2347 BC)
JUST A LITTLE BIT OF HISTORY REPEATING:
"Given the diversity of media available to consumers, Canada doesn't need a publicly funded broadcaster." (2026)
"Given the diversity of media available to consumers, Canada doesn't need a publicly funded broadcaster." (2012)
"Given the diversity of media available to consumers, Canada doesn't need a publicly funded broadcaster." (2004)
"Given the diversity of media available to consumers, Canada doesn't need a publicly funded broadcaster." (1996)
"Given the diversity of media available to consumers, Canada doesn't need a publicly funded broadcaster." (1984)
SOURCE: Entertainment For Dummies
[http://www.politicsfordummies.com/entertainmentfordummies/home.asp?did=683&dir=bb]
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Finance Minister Francois-Philippe Champagne says he's looking for suggestions for practical ways to improve Canada's tax system.
As it happens, I have a few ideas on that sub -
"Not you," the Finance Minister stated.
But they're really good ideas. They would spread the country's wealth around so that -
"No, no, no, no, no," the Finance Minister cut in. "I don't like the sound of that at all! Most definitely not you!"
But study after study shows that putting more money in the hands of poor people is actually better for the economy because -
"Where did you get your degree in economics, son?"
I...I don't have one. I'm an itinerant lepidopterist...
"Oh. Then why are you wasting my time‽"
SOURCE: The Quick and the Detwiler
[http://quick&detwiler.blogspot.com/]
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Wait A Minute! Wait Just A Hot Cross Bun Minute! If This Isn't Available Online, How
Trump whiplash: the effect of the President of the United States completely reversing a policy on the people who rely on that policy.
The United States and Iran sign a Memorandum of Understanding that includes opening the Strait of Hormuz. Shipowners: "Yay!"
Israel continues its war in Lebanon, going against the first condition of the MOU, driving American and Israeli negotiators away from the bargaining table before they even got in the same country together. Shipowners: "Boo!"
Shipowners are going to need braces for their backs, because they are clearly suffering from Trump whiplash.
SOURCE: Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, Fourth Edition (DSM-IV)
Eric Stubb's (Crocodile) Tears
Ottawa Police Chief Eric Stubbs has called out members of the force who have misused police databases to identify and contact women, including victims of criminal acts they met through police calls. "This is just wrong," Chief Stubbs commented, "and, also, ick!"
"No, no, no, the Chief has got it all wrong," argued Matthew Cox, President of the Ottawa Police Association. "I mean, yeah, sure, our members accessed the databases - it's a fair cop. But not for themselves. It was to start Broken Hearts Blue, a dating service for the lovelorn and heartbroken. My officers aren't sexual predators - they're romantics at heart."
"Oh, well, that's completely different," Chief Stubbs said. "When you put it that way, it hardly seems worth the week's suspension with pay that I was going to punish them with!"
SOURCE: Ottawa Stunned
[http://www.canoodle.com/NewsStand/OttawaStunned/News/2026/06/22/509727.html]
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