Compromised Labour Party Argues Russia Was Just "Arsin' Around..."
Politics UKBREAKING: The BBC has revealed the Russian Government was behind the arson attacks on Keir Starmer's home and car
That's What Happens When You Put Your Name On A Memorial AND YOU AREN'T EVEN DEAD YET!
Republicans against TrumpJUST IN: Workers have begun removing Donald Trump's name from the Kennedy Center.
Earlier today, a judge denied the Kennedy Center board's request to pause a ruling that requires Trump's name be removed from the building.
Much Less Squirmy Than When They're Alive
Aaron RuparTrump: "So a scallop will die of old age? How do they taste when they're dead?"
Abbott Immediately Blamed The Mess On BidenGovernor Abbott closed out his speech at the Texas GOP convention with a live elephant. It then peed on the floor as it left the room.
The perfect metaphor for the Texas Republican Party.
Brennan: Is That Why Iran Will Control The Strait Of Hormuz?Hegseth: The document says Iran will never have a nuclear weapon, won't seek one, won't buy one, won't have one.
Brennan: JCPOA said that too.
Hegseth: The huge difference is we did this from a position of strength.
$10,000 A Ticket Is Four Months Rent For Most CanadiansI was told Canada was excited to host the World Cup and play a game on its own soil. There are THOUSANDS of empty seats... What gives?
Not To Worry, John: Fascists Only Go After Comedians Who Are Currently Funny
John CleeseWhat about a ban on beheading?
Jim Carrey, Mike Meyers And Ryan Reynolds Disagree...
Scott RobertsonHoekstra: But if you want some [bourbon], send me your order and I'll see that you get some. I do know Canadians don't have much of a sense of humour, so I'm already in trouble.
He...Was Having Trouble In His Marriage In 2023 And Drinking HeavilyInfantino claims he can't do anything about Referees, players, journalists and fans being banned from the World Cup because in every country there are Governments.
In 2023 Indonesia refused to let the Israeli U23 squad have visas
FIFA instantly moved the tournament to Argentina
Oy, Gevalt! You Know You're Giving Sarcasm A Bad Name, Right?
GevaltCongratulations - you found the one 'case'. You must be very happy.
(The IDF didn't target the baby - aka "shoot the baby in the head" the baby was accidentally in a car that was fired upon. Big difference.)
Those Who Have PhDs In Ass-kissing, Maybe
AcynNehls: Donald Trump is the best thing to happen to this country in a hundred years. He was born a very special baby. I bet the doctors said, "I can tell this is a very special baby."
Which One Was Obama Wearing A Tan Suit?
Will Manidiswe live in an age of great moral panics about things that don't matter and zero moral outrage over some of the most egregious societal sins we've ever seen
Maybe You Should Wait Until They're Adults
AcynRFK JR: 77% of American children can now no longer qualify for military service. That's something that should get everyone's attention.
Are You Sure You Aren't Talking About Auntie Socialists? They Seem Like Caring, Compassionate - If A Little Nosy - People...
Aaron RuparKatie Britt: "We're not gonna let Democrats who are now run by anti-socialists, literally. Excuse me, Maria, they are run by antisemitic socialists. And we're not gonna let those people win the day."
Inflation Is Really Affecting Everything These Days, Isn't It?
Republicans against TrumpSecretary Burgum: "President Trump won the war militarily. Then he won the war economically...three ways to win a war. Trump won all three of them."
I Would Say They Know How To Lead From Behind, But I Would Be Accused Of Bringing Sex Into The Discussion
Marc E. EliasSeveral women said they'd be willing to give up their right to vote if it meant creating a more conservative country at the Turning Point USA Women's Leadership Summit recently held in San Antonio, Texas.
Third Party Agreements Aren't Worth The Blood They're Written In!
The Hormuz LetterBREAKING: Netanyahu directly rejects the Lebanon clause of the US-Iran agreement announced by Pakistan, telling Trump the IDF will not withdraw from Lebanon and that Israel does not consider itself bound by the clause, per Maariv.
Well, This Aged About As Well As A Dead Fish...
Aaron RuparSen. Deb Fischer: "Iran played us and we ended up sending pallets of cash to them. I doubt that's going to happen under President Trump."
And You Know Why They Did? BECAUSE YOU'RE ANTI-SEMITIC!
Books Behind BordersHamas never shot 1,000 kids and women in the head with sniper bullets.
The IDF did.
I Feel So Bad For AwesomeAnnie: Did You Have To Try 17 Times Before Getting Your Hasbara Just Right?
AwesomeAnnieI feel so bad for Jewish Canadians. Their country is betraying them every step of the way.
The Only Complaint Poilievre Will Make About A Low Shot Is That He Didn't Think Of It Himself
Bruce AndersonIf @chriswarkentin is not sanctioned by his leader for that incredibly low shot, it will hang around Poilievre as a bad smell for a long time. Let's have some standards.
Whoa! Talk About Not Aging Well!Trump: We had two big moments - when I terminated the JCPOA, the Obama deal. It was a horrible deal for the United States. It was a deal where billions of dollars was given to Iran. They tried to bribe them to make a deal. That never works.
In Fact, Israel May Not Even Wait For An AttackIf Israel is attacked by Iran, I predict Israel's response will be brutal.