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SUBRAMANYAM: So, You Lied?
CHRIS WRIGHT: No.
[NARRATOR: The Questioning Then Devolved Into An Argument About Quantum Indeterminacy.]

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

SUBRAMANYAM: You tweeted in March that the US Navu had successfully escorted an oil tanker through the strait of Hormuz. Was that true?

CHRIS WRIGHT: No.

Q: Name One Thing You Built.
Trump: I Said Guys Like Me. I Didn't Say I Did It. Guys Like Me. Jeez - Somebody Stuff Wombats In Your Ears Or Something?

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

Trump: "Guys like me built the country. I watch all these ingrates, they're always complaining, complaining. They didn't build anything"

Q: That's Not What -
TRUMP: Aren't You Noticing How Directly I'm Staring At You When I Talk About Unintelligent People?
Q: What?
TRUMP: Exactly.

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

Q: Do you think it's unreasonable that some Republicans have concerns that Bill Pulte has no intelligence experience?

TRUMP: But he's intelligent, unlike a lot of other people

Veteran: So, The President Is Okay With Us Not Following Orders To Commit War Crimes?
Hegseth: WHO SAID THAT‽ Who Fucking Said Tha - You Know What? I Don't Care - You're All On Report!
Veteran: Yeah, I Had A Feeling You'd Say Something Like That...

Acyn
@Acyn

Hegseth: President Trump has your back in the circumstances you need to undertake. We're going to untie your hands and unleash you so that you come home and the bad guy doesn't.

Q: Do You Have Any Idea What You're Talking About?
TRUMP: I'm Talking About Shaft.
Q: Then We Can Dig It!

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

Q: Are you concerned about the latest inflation numbers that came out this morning?

TRUMP: No, I love it. I love the inflation. You know why? Because as soon as this war is over - do you know we've been taking out millions of barrels of oil? Nobody knows it. You know who doesn't know? Iran until right now.

"This Land Is Their Land
This Land's Not My Land
Kushner And His Cronies
Have Their Own Island"
I Know - Woody Guthrie It Ain't

Shadow of Ezra
@ShadowofEzra

Albanian Prime Minister Edi Rama admits Jared Kushner's new private island will be exclusively for the elite.

He says the land no longer belongs to the Albanian people and is now under the control of Jared Kushner and his investors.

"The aim is to build the most exclusive."

"The land belongs to the investors."

Q: Did You Just Threaten Democrats?
TRUMP: No. Look. There Are 30 Million Horses In America. That Means There Are 40 Million Horse Heads. Trust Me - The Math Checks Out. If Dumocrats Don't Understand What I'm Saying, They Should Think Of Me As The Horse Head Fairy, Okay?

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

Q: What do you think about Democrats saying they'll hold up FISA

TRUMP: I don't care what they say. They're Dumocrats. They're dumb people

Q: But you need their votes

TRUMP: Uhhhh. Then I guess something is gonna happen.

Trump: Little Marco, You Dare Refer To President Kennedy Mere Days After A Court Said My Name Had To Be Taken Off His Centre?
Rubio: But - I - But - Uhh - Mister President, I Didn't -
Trump: Aww, I'm Just Messing With You In Public. Wait Until We Meet Privately To Find Out How I Really Feel!

Acyn
@Acyn

Rubio: President Kennedy announced that we were going to put a man on the moon. We did it. We are a nation founded on doing what no one else has dared to do. And at some level, that's what this whole company, what UFC has been

WELKER: I Was Born After The War In Vietnam Ended.
TRUMP: No, You Didn't. I've Seen The Photos Of You And Ho Chi Minh. You Were A Looker - What Happened To You?
WELKER: ...

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

WELKER: How long are you willing to give Iran to make a deal? You've been talking for quite some time.

TRUMP: We really haven't. You were in Vietnam for 19 years. I won't even talk about World War 2, because that was the big one.

RASKIN: Please Don't Tell Me I'll See The Evidence In Two Weeks
KING: Would Two Months Work Better For You?
RASKIN: *MOANS*

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

RASKIN: Dr King, you're asserting a lot of things under oath, and you haven't brought the evidence with you

KING: I can get some for ya

Jennings: I Treat The Law Like I Treat Traffic Lights: Good Suggestions But Not Something I Bother With If They Get In The Way.
Phillip: Remind Me Never To Drive With You!

Acyn
@Acyn

Jennings: Why would they be upset? Because they've never they've never been able to stand the fact that Trump won...

Phillip: How about congress established the Kennedy Center as a memorial for Kennedy and it is illegal for him to slap his name on it?

Jennings: He took an interest in this -

Phillip: What about the law?

Jennings: What about it?

REPORTER: Nice Use Of The Word Disingenuous. But Wouldn't You Say It's Disingenuous To Impugn The Motives Of Journalists Instead Of Answering A Clear Question?
HEGSETH: That's Precisely The Kind Of Disingenuous Question I'm Used To Fro -
REPORTER: Oh, Never Mind!

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

REPORTER: If the response is hitting bridges and electrical infrastructure, how is that not a war crime?

HEGSETH: That's precisely the kind of disingenuous question I'm used to from the media - impugning the motives of folks on our side

So, A Propagandist, Then?
"Only In The Archival Fricative Sense."

Nick Field
@nick_field90

"Bari sees herself not as a journalist chronicling our time" but as a leader working "to transform CBS and ultimately CNN into organizations that save Western civilization from the dark forces of Islam, D.E.I., and the virus of 'woke'"

GILL: So Did Steven Segal.
McENANY: Steven Segal Was Totally Straight.
GILL: But You Get My Point, Right?

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

REP. BRANDON GILL: This is a much more effeminate version of Beto O'Rourke ... this is somebody who is really obsessed with children ... I think of Jams Talarico as a barely straight version of Pete Buttigieg.

KAYLEIGH McENANY: We know Talarico has a longtime girlfriend and she's very beautiful