All Trump All the Time
More Proof That The United States Needs An Enema
Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1
Trump just referred to the white House as a 'shit house.'
"I was told by my wife, you have to act presidential. So don't use foul language. I won't. Therefore, normally I would have said it was a shit house, but I don't want to say that. The columns were falling down. The plaster was falling off."
There Are None So Blind As Those Who Will Not Hear. Dumb Persons! Dumb!
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
TRUMP: We have a ballroom that's under budget. It's going up right here. I've doubled the size of it because we obviously need that.
REPORTER: The price doubled
TRUMP: I doubled the size of it, you dumb person. You are not a smart person.
Reporter: Do You Think The J6ers Should Tell The Truth About What They Did?@chiky_handlr
Reporter: The DOJ has this new fund - $1.7 billion. Why should taxpayers pay for the January 6ers?
Trump: Because in my world, loyalty outranks law. They broke the rules for me, so you pay the bill for them. That's the transaction.
He's So Far Above The Law, He Now Suffers A Constant Nose Bleed!
Josh Gerstein@joshgerstein
FLASH: DOJ expands settlement in Trump-IRS leak suit to cover audits of all tax returns filed by Trump, family members, companies and trusts. Waivers of IRS' claims contained in addendum signed by AAG Blanche that was not in agreement released Monday
Wag The Dog Was A Documentary!
John Bourscheid@bourscheid
#BREAKING: White House staffer says Trump is regretting the decision to go to war with Iran, having assumed being a wartime president would result in the 80%+ approval ratings GWB received. Sending our troops to die & destroying the oil economy for poll numbers. Unbelievable.
Q: How Can You Say You Weren't Involved When The Whole Thing Arose Out Of Your Lawsuit And Will Be Administered By You?@atrupar
Q: The DOJ has a new fund that was announced today - $1.7 billion. Why should taxpayers pay for the January 6ers?
TRUMP: Well, it's been very well received, I have to tell you. I know very little about it. I wasn't involved in the whole creation of it. This is reimbursing people that were horribly treated
Okay Maybe Israel Once In a While
So, Now Judea And Samaria Includes The Netherlands? Who Knew?
Shadow of Ezra@ShadowofEzra
Israeli Finance Minister Bezalel Smotrich threatens to declare war on the entire world and destroy everything if an arrest warrant is issued against him.
He declares himself and Netanyahu's government above the law and says war crime accusations do not apply to them.
"And in the face of a declaration of war, we will respond with war."
"I promise all of you, this is only the beginning."
Does He Include His Statements In Stats About Rising Antisemitism?
The Times of Israel@TimesofIsrael
Israeli envoy to US calls J Street a 'cancer within the Jewish community'
Oh, Fiiiiiiine! Everybody Else!
Where Do I Even Begin...?
Rep. Jack Kimble@RepJackKimble
Just a friendly warning. We don't even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren't properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.
Hunh@Acyn
Reporter: Given the weaponization announcement today -
Pirro whispers to colleague: What weaponization?
Reporter: Do you think taxpayer money going to people who rioted in the city -
Pirro: I don't know anything about this.
The United States Is Run By Six Year-olds@sarobertson
Former Trump advisor on Washington's view of Canada diversifying away from the US: "If you're going after the president directly, if you're calling the United States untrustworthy and that's the urgency for negotiating new deals, how would you feel about that message?"
And It Will Be More Over Tomorrow, And Even More Over The Day After That@kittynareninas
a nobel prize winning author talking about using ai during her creative writing process. Its so fucking over. It's never been more fucking over.
Mark Carney Turns To An Aide And Asks, "Do You Hear An Annoying Buzzing Noise? Can You Find Out Where It's Coming From And Make It Stop? I'm In The Middle Of Serious Negotiations Here! Thanks."
Under Secretary of War Elbridge Colby@USWPColby
A strong Canada that prioritizes hard power over rhetoric benefits us all. Unfortunately, Canada has failed to make credible progress on its defense commitments. DoW is pausing the Permanent Joint Board on Defense to reassess how this forum benefits shared North American defense.
Duffy: Okay, But You...Didn't Pay Taxes On Your Lion Petting Zoo!@Acyn
Sean Duffy responds to allegations that his road trip reality show was funded by companies he has oversight over:
Duffy: A half million dollars was paid to fly you on a private jet!
Gillibrand: I've never been on a private jet!
"We Practice 'The Bad Economy Makes For Great Weight Loss Diet.'"
Trip Gabriel@tripgabriel
Listening to NPR interview a Georgia voter this am, who rated Trump A+ and was asked how he was managing higher food prices. His answer: My wife and I fast.