Elon Musk Doesn't Have a Thin Skin -
You Have a Sharp Knife!

It's The Stupid Economy!

That's Okay - The Rest Of The World Will Make Up For You By Being Greatly Surprised

Kayleigh McEnany: This is the great deal maker - the great negotiator. He is someone who understands how to get a good end result... I would not be surprised if the great negotiator has an an endgame in mind here.

JFC

And That's Going To Benefit The People Who Voted Republican Because...It's Going To Help Working Class People Because...Because...Because - Nope, I Got Nothing

Watters: What kind of manufacturing are you talking about returning here?

Lutnick: What's going to happen is robotics are going to replace the cheap labour...

FOX NEWS: Our new Fox News polling shows that people perhaps are concerned with how things are going. Is the president doing enough on the economy and lowering prices?

LEAVITT: The president is working on this every single day and he's trying to fix the mess caused by the previous administration

Bloomberg reporter: Plans for conversations or a trip to Beijing?

Bessent: N-nothing imminent when it comes to this negotiation.

Reporter: April 9th, these tariffs come in place. Do you plan on having negotiations before that date?

Bessnet: I - I - again, I'm not part of the negotiations. So you know, w - we'll see.

Reporter: Canada and Mexico, notably missing on that chart. Why is that?

Bessent: Um. I'm not sure.

Ooooooorrrrrr...You Could Build Better Cars?

Geraldo Rivera: "The family did visit Japan... we did not see a single American car on the road in Tokyo - not a Caddy, not a Buick, not a Ford, not a Chevy... I have an innate sense that there's something unfair going on... if they are screwing us, we got to tax them."

Lutnick: "Let Donald Trump run the global economy. He's knows what he's doing. He's been talking about it for 35 years. You gotta trust Donald Trump in the White House ... it's broken. Let him fix it ... Let Donald Trump fix the economy.

No, It's The Stupid Immigration!

The Rest Were Schoolchildren Who Wrote Something That Hurt Donald Trump's Feelings

BORDER CZAR TOM HOMAN: "As I promised, I was coming to Boston and am going to bring hell with me - and we did... In a 5 days, we arrested 370 illegal aliens... 205 of those were public safety threats, including murderers, child rapists, armed robbers."

Habba: We have something called separation of powers... Trump's approval rating is at an all-time high of anyone. These judges have no business coming in and trying to stop the trump administration...

NEW: In a court filing this evening, the Trump administration said that it had mistakenly deported a Maryland father to a notorious Salvadoran prison due to an "administrative error."

REPORTER: You said you saw evidence that this man was a convicted gang member. In what court?

LEAVITT: If you just saw the headline from the insane failing Atlantic magazine this morning, you would think this individual was father of the year

No, Actually, It's The Stupid Everything!

What? Are Republicans Now Blaming Xena For Their Falling Popularity?

BREAKING: In a bizarre moment, Sen. Ashley Moody complains that 62% of all temporary restraining orders over the past century have been used against Trump. He also has the most felony convictions of any President.

Lawless is as lawless does.

Elon: Best $26 Million You Ever Spent?

Offended by a song, Brad Schimel suggested God would kill thousands of people at a Bernie Sanders rally:

"I would have been running for the door as fast as I could because I'd be afraid that the God of the Old Testament would be back and that roof's coming down on all of them."

During an interview with Laura Ingraham, National Security Advisor Mike Waltz claimed that Jeffrey Goldberg's phone number got "sucked" into his phone.

"I just want to not for the record that I did not suck my phone number into his phone," said @JeffreyGoldberg.

Did He Keep Them In His Garage?

Jonathan Buma, a former FBI agent, Trump critic, and whistleblower who was looking into Rudy Giuliani's involvement with Russia and the Hunter Biden laptop, has been arrested and charged with unlawfully taking and disclosing protected FBI files.

"Fortunately, I Hear Some Spots Are Opening Up At Guantanamo..."

The worst bad guys are the ones who are financing the Tesla terror campaign

"...That's Just Sour Grapes From A Lamestream Media Company That Had Their Access Cut Off Because They Said Something We...Umm...We Didn't...Err...Yeah"

David Brody: "'...If we write or broadcast something they don't like we can be punished by having our access to the pool cut off. There's nothing subtle about it.' You say what to that?"

Karoline Leavitt: "That is utterly fallacy and completely ridiculous."

Better Than Literally Paid "Voters"! (Don't Take My Word For It - A Court Said So!)

They literally are paid "protesters"!