One Year And $25 Billion Later, And What Has Elon Musk Learned?






No, Really, Does Anybody Know? Because I'd Love To Find Out!

You Forgot To Mention The Seven Years Of Spiritual Warfare
You Can't Have A Proper Second Coming Without Seven Years Of Spiritual Warfare!

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

2024 is our final battle. With you at my side, we will demolish the Deep State, we will expel the warmongers from our government, we will drive out the globalists, we will cast out the Communists, Marxists, and Fascists, we will throw off the sick political class that hates our Country, we will rout the Fake News Media, we will evict Joe Biden from the White House, and we will FINISH THE JOB ONCE AND FOR ALL!

Yeah, Those Terrorist Newborns Who Elected Hamas Should Definitely Be Punished

Read Let This Radicalize You
@JoshuaPHill

Anderson Cooper's guest tonight, former Israeli intelligence chief:

"The noncombatant population in the Gaza strip is really a nonexistent term because all of the Gazans voted for Hamas, and as we have seen on 7th October most of the population in the Gaza strip are Hamas."

If He Wants To Win His Case, He Should Go On A Charm Offensive
What? This IS His Attempt At A Charm Offensive?

Kaitlan Collins
@kaitlancollins

Things have done downhill in court again. Trump is attacking the attorney general and the judge's summary judgment, saying, "He called me a fraud and he didn't know anything about me...It's a terrible thing you've done. You know nothing about me. You believe this political hack back there, and this is unfortunate."

Only DOJ? VRA DOA

Marc E. Elias
@marceelias

BREAKING: 8th Circuit rules that only DOJ - not private groups and voters - can bring lawsuits under Section 2 of the VRA.

In past 40 years, there have been at least 182 successful Section 2 cases - only 15 were brought solely by DOJ.

Is This A Trick Question?
Please, Tell Me This Is A Trick Question...

Molly Jong-Fast
@MollyJongFast

Yesterday, Joe Biden was was in Delaware announcing 16 billion dollars in infrastructure spending. Yesterday, trump was in court yelling at a judge about his company's civil fraud trial. Which thing do you think got more coverage?

You. Sadistic. Bastard.

Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski

All I say is Marge Greene did a really long thread this morning with her analysis of what went wrong and how to fix it and I hope every Republican candidate follows her advice to the letter.

Buyer's Remorse Can Be So Ugly...And So Entertaining...

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

Billionaire Republican donor Peter Thiel regrets supporting Trump for president:

"Voting for Trump was like a not very articulate scream for help. There are a lot of things I got wrong.", he told The Atlantic.

On the Trump administration: "It was crazier than I thought. It was more dangerous than I thought. They couldn't get the most basic pieces of the government to work. So that was - I think that part was maybe worse than even my low expectations."

Thiel also said he won't support the corrupt former president in the next year's election.

Because If Anybody Should Be Able To Recognize Atrocities Against Civilians...

Joe Tuzman
@JoeTuzman

Syrian President Bashar al-Assad arrives in Saudi Arabia to attend an emergency Arab summit on the Gaza war.

Fortunately, You Always Win, So You Won't Have To Do That, Right?






RIGHT?

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

Trump: "If I happen to be president, and I see somebody who is doing well and beating me very badly, I'll say, 'go down and indict them.'"

Umm...Umm...Uhh...
It Would Appear That This Is A Case Of The Left Hand Not Knowing What The Far, Far, Far, Far, Far Right Hand Is Doing
Hello Of A Way To Run A Company

Linda Yaccarino
@LindayaX

X has been extremely clear about our efforts to combat antisemitism and discrimination. There's absolutely no place for it anywhere in the world.

What's The Problem?
It's Not Like Anybody Reads During The Weekend

philip lewis
@Phil_Lewis_

Public libraries in New York will be forced to close on weekends due to Mayor Eric Adams budget cuts.

Elon Musk
Now, Ask Me Who Elon Musk Is For. Go Ahead. Ask Me

Molly Jong-Fast
@MollyJongFast

At this point I'm curious who is Bill Maher for??

That's How You Can Tell He Supports Free Speech

Elon Musk
@elonmusk

The split second court opens on Monday, X Corp will be filing a thermonuclear lawsuit against Media Matters and ALL those who colluded in this fraudulent attack on our company

You Mean The Fifty Years Of Pro-choice Rulings?
Funny Way Of Showing It

Kaitlan Collins
@kaitlancollins

Asked to cite an instance where a woman's financial circumstances have been considered in an abortion, Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine says, "Look, all I know is what the United States Supreme Court says."

He Has A Nation's Grateful Thanks

Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski

BREAKING: In a new interview filled with lies, Alina Habba says they will be making a motion for mistrial because Judge Engoron supposedly wouldn't let Trump talk enough in court when he testified.

When He Is Gone, Matt Gaetz Should Nominate A Hand Puppet That He Can Control By Crouching Behind The Speaker's Chair

Tom Nichols
@RadioFreeTom

I am so torn | Marjorie Taylor Greene already suggesting Speaker Mike Johnson 'should be ousted'

You Have Said The Actual Untruth

Elon Musk
@elonmusk

This past week, there were hundreds of bogus media stories claiming that I am antisemitic.

Nothing could be further from the truth.

I wish only the best for humanity and a prosperous and exciting future for all.

If Musk Is So Certain They Are Wrong, He Should Sue The - Oh, Wait...

Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton announces he is opening an investigation of Media Matters after they criticized Musk and X.

Israel Also Started World War II
Jews Can Be Sneaky Bastards That Way
(WARNING: This Was A Joke. If Anti-Jewish People Promote The Idea As Fact, I May Have To Reconsider My Position On The Death Of Satire)

Sulaiman Ahmed
@ShaykhSulaiman

ISRAEL DID 9/11

Did He Say Anything About The Seven Years Of Spiritual Warfare?
It's The Sort Of Thing You Would Expect God To Mention
On The Other Hand, The Cocaine Was...Unexpected...

Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski

MAGA 'Prophet' Julie Green has received another message from God. She tells the 180K people who viewed this on her channel that many WH staffers have been killed, Senators & Congressmen are covering it up, and the other staffers are all using cocaine to deal with their grief.