MeidasTouch
@MeidasTouch
ALINA LOSES IT!
Alina Habba just melted down outside the courthouse following disastrous testimony from Eric and Don Jr., saying, "These children were brought in away from their families for doing nothing wrong."
Eric is 39-years-old and Jr. Is 45.
Don't Be So Snarky
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
You can't make this shit up.
Ivanka Trump asked a NY appeals court to pause her father's fraud trial.
Ivanka's attorney argued she will face "undue hardship" if forced to testify because she is scheduled to appear "in the middle of a school week."
I Thought You Didn't Lose Presidencies
Jon Cooper
@joncoopertweets
NEW: Trump threw a temper tantrum at his lawyer Todd Blanche upon learning of the March 2024 start date for his hush-money trial, calling him a "little fucker" in a 30-minute tirade. "That's in the middle of the primaries! If I lose the presidency, you're going to be the reason!"
Congress, Getting Smaller All The Time
We Laugh. We Cry.
Lynne Eldridge MD
@AboutLungCancer
What do people in other countries think when they hear what sounds like be cat fights between 6th graders with oppositional defiant disorder – and then see that it's actually republican congresspersons?
I'm Not Going To Be Lectured About Democratic Practice By Somebody Who Thinks The "US" In USA Stands For "Upending Structures".
Lauren Boebert
@laurenboebert
I'm not going to be lectured about gun safety by people who think the "AR" in AR-15 stands for "assault rifle".
The Absurd Ironyometer Vows To Add
Trailblazer
@trailblazer817
@JoJoFromJerz Marjorie Taylor Green's current outbursts and infighting within the GOP signal a functioning democracy, not a meltdown. Robust debate and dissent are signs of health in a political system, not distress, When party members can't disagree or hold each other accountable without being labeled as dissenters, that's when you inch towards a monolith, not a party. Unquestioned unity is the hallmark of autocracy, not democracy. The fact that there's discord means there's still room for democracy and individual thought within the party ranks.
Lincoln Would Have Wept At The Eloquence
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene
@RepMTG
You voted to kick me out of the freedom caucus, but keep CNN wannabe Ken Buck and vaping groping Lauren Boebert and you protected Terrorist Tlaib.
You hate Trump, certified Biden's election, and could care less about J6 defendants being persecuted.
Good Thing The Speaker Of The House Has No Power...
Heather Thomas
@HeatherThomasAF
My son, my adopted son, we adopted as newlyweds, well, it was before-when I was 25, single, and he was 14, well, it wasn't exactly adoption, I took "custody" of him, when I was 25 and he was 14, not in photos? yes, my wife sells conversion therapy...
Does It Embarrass You That No Jewish Member Of Your Caucus Was Willing To Engage In This Form Of Character Assassination?
Derrick Van Orden
@derrickvanorden
Last night, 194 Democrats voted against helping Israel defend herself against the savages that raped and murdered their people on October 7th.
They voted to support genocide of the Jewish people.
Antisemites have no place in congress.
Everybody Else, Regardless Of Their Size
"...Which We Also Bomb, But Humanitarianly..."
Kaitlan Collins
@kaitlancollins
Israeli aircraft have dropped new leaflets warning that shelters in the north of the Gaza Strip are "unsafe." "Hamas and the terrorist organisations are using the shelters, hospitals and schools in this area. Therefore, your presence in these places is not safe. You must immediately evacuate and move to the humanitarian area to the south of Wadi Gaza."
America Responds: Behooves Are For Sheeple
David Klion
@DavidKlion
I'm almost 40, unmistakably Jewish, and have experienced real antisemitism in America a single-digit number of times (none of which were since 10/7/23).
Our govt is slaughtering Palestinian kids by the thousands. I think it would behoove us to focus on that.
How Could They Have Been Victims If They Didn't Die? Duh!
Matthew Gertz
@MattGertz
Fox host Mark Levin (a bad person) calls Jake Tapper and Wolf Blitzer "self-hating Jews" over their Gaza coverage, says Blitzer's parents "weren't victims" of the Holocaust (they survived Nazi concentration camps).
An Oldie But A Goodie
Alex Cole
@acnewsitics
"I canceled my Obamacare, then signed up for the Affordable Care Act." - Fox News viewer
...If Blade Runner Was The Name Of A Person And Not, You Know, A Profession
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
It's an armored personnel carrier from the future – what Bladerunner would have driven
Have You Spoken To Any Indigenous People, Lately?
Girl On Fire
@InLoveInCO
And the US should warn: no financial support for Israel. Easy. America doesn't do genocide.
Have You Spoken To Any Palestinian Children, Lately?
Camp Scud
@CampScud
No ceasefire until #Hamas is destroyed! Gaza is Hamas!
REMEMBER: Two States' Wrongs Don't Make A States' Right
MeidasTouch
@MeidasTouch
NEW: Florida CFO Jimmy Patronis suggests using Florida state funds to set up a legal defense fund to potentially help Donald Trump pay his lawyers.
Bomb First, Ask Questions When The Cameras Are On You Later
Justin Baragona
@justinbaragona
IDF spox confirms to Fox News they bombed an ambulance outside al-Shifa hospital, claiming it carried terrorists:
"We're working on names, affiliations and what they were doing...it's clear to us that they were certain terrorists, 100% sure that they were terrorists."