Elon Musk Doesn't Like the Way You Cut Your Hair or Your Lawn
Expect a Blistering TwXeet From Him Any Moment, Now

BREAKING: Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu called on Palestinian civilians in Gaza to "leave now" because the Israeli military is going to "turn all Hamas hiding places into rubble"

I told @elonmusk he would have better luck with the DOJ if he changed his last name to Biden.

I love that Trump is picking the Speaker of the House. Love it.

Jim Jordan has .00001% of McCarthy's fundraising ability.

He's a creepy little kobold.

He only plays in the MAGA media sphere.

It's going to be GLORIOUS fun.

Rudy says he is suing Joe Biden because he ruined his life by destroying his reputation: "I had a multi-million dollar consulting business, law practice, radio show, and all of them got cut to almost nothing. He owes me a lot of money."

He Was Channelling His Inner Stephen Miller

I had missed this: among the many crazy and offensive Trump statements in recent days, he also told a right-wing website that undocumented immigrants are "poisoning the blood of our country," which is straight-up white supremacist/neo-Nazi talking point.

Elon Musk went to the Texas-Mexico border to do a livestream about immigration. The video had a few technical difficulties and then eventually froze.

A few minutes ago, Musk sent a three word company-wide email: "Please fix this."

Trump says this is Democrats' position on abortion: "If it's after the 9th month and the baby was born you put the baby aside. You discuss with the mother and if the mother doesn't want the baby we execute the baby. This is part of their thing."

DeSantis gets a round of applause from Hannity's studio audience when he promises extrajudicial killings at the border

If We Had Better Courts, We'd Have A Better Class Of Criminals (Current Company Excepted)

Eric Trump: Do I think it was a mistake not shutting down the government? 100% they should've. Our deficits are trillions.. The courthouse I was in today, it's disgusting. It smells. You had cables running across all the walls. It's a disgrace.

The Multiverse Is Vast, And Yet...

Trump on Biden going shirtless at the beach: "I have a much better body than him."

I don't read the legacy media propaganda much anymore. It's a waste of time and a sadness generator.

Just get my news from X - much more immediate, has actual world-class subject matter experts and tons of humor.

Sooo much better!

Just As Soon As We Replace The Leader We Just Ousted

"House Republicans will continue to step up to lead." - @RepStefanik

Except For The Parts Of Trees That Are Not In Contact With The Forest Floor, But That's Such A Small Amount It's Not Worth Worrying About

Trump: We can actually dampen our forests with water that costs us nothing that will come pouring down. If you had dampened floors, you wouldn't have forest fires.

Because It Makes Them Smart Enough Not To Answer Such Questions?

Trump Supporter: "How come everyone who goes to college is a Biden supporter?"

Jr: If you vote for Democrats, you are voting to send your conservative uncle to reeducation camps

The Satire Gods Are Kind

NEWS: Trump is considering a visit to the Capitol early next week where *he is open to pitching himself as a speaker candidate,* according to a R familiar.

Pence called "a better hope" for America - RIVER COUNTRY - NEWS CHANNEL NEBRASKA

As we perpetually indoctrinate our children with weakness, feminize our boys, attack masculine men, glorify trans insanity, etc. just understand that one day the savages of Israel will be on your front door & your loved ones will have ZERO capability of defending themselves. That's the future the left is creating for you.

Does anyone seriously believe that prosecutors are treating Trump impartially?

Nothing Says You're Out To Destroy The Left Quite Like Quoting Leon Trotsky

Ron DeSantis says he will "destroy leftism" in US if elected president.

"I will be able to destroy leftism in this country and leave woke ideology in the dustbin of history."