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The Second Republican Presidential Debate

Sour Grapes Wine And Crow

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

What are you drinking and snacking on tonight watching the debate?

Where The Pudding In His Cups Was Always Less Than The Pudding In The Cups Of The White Students - There's Nothing You Can Teach Him About Suffering, Mister Smarty-pants Journalist!

Mehdi Hasan
@mehdirhasan

Ramaswamy opens by claiming he endured hardship as a child. The son of a doctor and an engineer-turned-lawyer, he went to private school.

"Your Honour, That Was No Teacher, That Was My Wife!
...Who, Umm, Happens To Be A Teacher..."
Chris Christie, There's A Call For You On Line One From The 1940s: They'd Like Their Jokes Back

Tommy Vietor
@TVietor08

Christie referring to Biden as "sleeping with a member of the teacher's union" is gross and disrespectful

It Was Just This Sort Of Keen Insight That Ensured Her A Place On The Republican Debate Stage..

Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski

Kari Lake says J6 was a "staged riot" by the FBI because they had informants send people into the Capitol to cover up that the election was stolen.

What The Vivek Is He Talking About?

Sawyer A Hackett
@SawyerHackett

"I favor ending birthright citizenship," said a man born in the U.S. to two noncitizens, making him a birthright citizen.

There's Nothing Like A Good Being Able To Afford A Home And Put Food On Your Table To Put Beatings, Rapes And Lynchings In Perspective

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

Tim Scott says Johnson's Great Society was harder to survive than slavery.

Who Wants The Nomination?
Tim Scott Is Running To Prove That A Black Man Can Be As Batshit Crazy As A White Man
Chris Christie Is Running For Shits And Giggles
Nicky Haley Is Running To Prove That A Woman Can Be As Batshit Crazy As A Man
Mike Pence Is Running...Okay, Maybe Mike Pence Wants The Nomination
But Doug Burgun Is Doing It So Somebody - Anybody Will Know His Name

Rick Wilson
@TheRickWilson

Not one of these rants tonight gets anyone on the stage closer to the nomination.

The Trump Crime Family, And Other Travesties Of Justice

So, Your Properties Are Worth More Than The Net Worth Of The Planet, AND Nothing You Say About Your Finances Should Be Taken As Fact?
It Makes Sense...Accept...

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

WE NEED JUSTICE IN OUR COUNTRY! This political hack judge, who values, Mar-a-Lago, the most spectacular parcel of real estate in Palm Beach, and perhaps all of Florida, at $18 million in order to reduce valuations on my financial statements, which are, in fact, lower than my actual net worth, must be stopped. I have had very unfair judges since entering politics, but nobody has been as unhinged as this guy. Mar-a-Lago is worth, perhaps, 100 times more than he values it. Other properties are likewise worth substantially more. I am worth billions more than my very conservatively stated financial statements, and therefore could not have defrauded the banks, who all made money & were all paid back, or are current, with no defaults or any other problem. Additionally, there is a powerful Disclaimer Clause on the first pages of the Financial Statements it states that nothing in the financial statement should be excepted as fact!

I Couldn't Agree More
Hunter Biden Never Worked In The Government Of A Close Relative
Jared Kushner Made Two Billion Dollars From The Saudi Government Off His Father-in-law's Position
Oh, Yeah - No Moral Equivalency Whatsoever

House Judiciary GOP
@JudiciaryGOP

Jared Kushner waived his salary, did no business, and made historic peace deals while serving the American people for four years.

Hunter Biden made millions off his father's position.

There is no equivalency.

That's Not Fair
They're Also Extremely Unhappy About A Senator Wearing Casual Clothes To Work

Molly Jong-Fast
@MollyJongFast

Republicans are completely silent about Trump's 91 criminal indictments but totally furious about a democratic congressman pulling a fire alarm

AOC: So, Why Are You Here?
TURLEY: My Charming Personality?

Acyn
@Acyn

AOC: Mr. Turley, simple question for you. In your testimony today, are you presenting any first-hand witness account of crimes committed by the president of the United States?

Turley: No, I'm not.

I Thought That Was The E. Jean Carroll Trial

Acyn
@Acyn

Jeanine: This is an impeachment inquiry. You don't blow the wad or the witness at the inquiry.

Journalist Responds: "Representative, I Stopped Believing In The Tooth Fairy When I Was Six!"





Okay, He Didn't Because Of That Whole "Journalistic Impartiality" Thing, But He Would Have Been Completely Within His Rights To Say It

The Recount
@therecount

NBC's @ryanobles presses Rep. Jason Smith (R-MO), a top Biden impeachment investigator, about his accusations and evidence.

Rep. Smith, unable to provide direct answers, tells Nobles: "Apparently, you'll never believe us."

The Mud Ain't Thrilled By The Association, Either

Eric Trump
@EricTrump

As absurd as this case is, Judge Engoron knows that I have done absolutely nothing wrong. Any impartial judge looking at the facts, and extensive testimony, would never have allowed my name to be dragged through the mud. Frankly, it's cruel.

Everything Else

Funny: I Get Brain Cramps Every Time I Try To Make Sense Of Something Naomi Wolf Says About Vaccinations

Dr. Naomi Wolf
@naomirwolf

Over 60 women whom I know get menstrual-type cramps when they are just seated next to vaccinated women for an hour or so, ie at a lecture or play, or when they stay in hotels where vaccinated women have slept.

It's A Cry For Help: She Desperately Misses Her Days As Press Secretary

Mrs. Betty Bowers
@BettyBowers

Anyone following what's happening with Sarah Huckabee Sanders? She is said to have spent 20k of public money to fly a friend to France, then faked receipt & said the $20k was spent on a podium. When public demanded to see it, she bought a $700 one on Amazon. Wild #PodiumGate

This Is An Insult To Gorillas

FENRIR
@FENRIR___13

Convoy 2.0, Stealth Convoy! Roll in radio silent, no honking, no flags or convoy markings. Block off main roads and set up camp and trucks. All Canadian cities! Gorilla tactics, stop and go at major points of interest Canadas Silent Convoy Protest!! Trudeau must go!!!! Friday the 13th!! This is for all Canadians that are sick of Trudeau!!

When Real Americans Start Dying In Large Numbers Again, It Will Be Of Bliss, Happy In The Knowledge That President Trump Will Save The Survivors

Rep. Jim Jordan
@Jim_Jordan

The Left is desperate for #COVID to come back.

Real America says NO WAY!

Because They Don't Want To Be Fighting Against Russian Troops At The USA Border

Elon Musk
@elonmusk

Why do so many American politicians from both parties care 100 times more about the Ukraine border than the USA border?

He Just Signed The Authorization To Remove All American Troops From The Country
It's Not Like He Personally Flew To The Country And Gave The Taliban The Keys To The Royal Palace, Unlike SOME Presidents I Could Mention...!

Acyn
@Acyn

Marjorie Taylor Greene says Trump would've never left the Afghan people to be controlled by the Taliban

Blue Shirts Were Part Of The Dress Code For All Of His Lawyers And Accountants
Yellow Reminds Him Of His Military Service And Red...Red Just Scares The Shit Out Of Him

Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski

Trump says before running for president he spent his whole life working alongside blue collar workers.