Your Post Has Left Me All Atwitter – Or, Is That All AnXer Now?

Pretty Sure They'll Be Able To Identify Horses, Too

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

In a phony and probably rigged Wall Street Journal poll, coming out of nowhere to softened the mental incompetence blow that is so obvious with Crooked Joe Biden, they ask about my age and mentality. Where did that come from? A few years ago I was the only one to agree to a mental acuity test, & ACED IT. Now that the Globalists at Fox & the WSJ have failed to push their 3rd tier candidate to success, they do this. Well, I hereby challenge Rupert Murdoch & Sons, Biden, WSJ heads, to acuity tests!

Or Die Trying!





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Ken Klippenstein
@kenklippenstein

Burning Man attendee: "We don't need outside help. We're going to bind together, get radically self-reliant, dry out the furniture, and keep the party going."

This Is How You Get To The Top Of The COVID Virus' Christmas Card List

Sarah Huckabee Sanders
@SarahHuckabee

Arkansas will ban COVID vaccine mandates for public employees.

And we will publish all potential risks related to the vaccine so Arkansans can make informed decisions about their health.

Are You Arguing With The Firm Poullowt-Mieyass Data Analytics?
Because A Lot Of Governments Eagerly Support Its Methodology

G. Elliott Morris
@gelliottmorris

The "70% of Americans support a ban on abortion after 15 weeks" statistic I keep seeing quoted must be cherry picked or come from private issue polling. In all the surveys 538 has collected on this in 2023, the public is 51-41 against a federal 15-week ban

Uhh...Uhh...Uhh 1: Do You Pay Attention When You Speak?

Professor Lloyd Llewellyn-Jones

Why does Alice Roberts feel the need to use her academic title on the cover of her new book? We just don't do that in serious academia. It's a little sad, and suggests both insecurity and inflated ego. A curious mix...

"It's A Small Price To Pay...Especially Since I'm Not The One Paying," Former President Comments

Bill Kristol
@BillKristol

Alternate headline:

Trump hosts a $100,000-per-person fundraiser to keep Giuliani from flipping.

In The Alternate Reality Where They Are Actually Criminals?

Sen. Marsha Blackburn
@MarshaBlackburn

Where is Joe Biden's mugshot?

Where is Hunter Biden's mugshot?

Where is Hillary Clinton's mugshot?

That's Not Unexpected From Donald Tru – What? You're Not Talking About The Former President, You're Talking About...Vivek Ramaswamy? Vivek Who?
Ohhhhhhh...Interesting. Given The Current State Of The Republican Party, This Could Make Him A Serious Presidential Contender

Josh Marshall
@joshtpm

I'm too busy running for President to be deposed in this lawsuit abt shady dealings with my failed company that somehow made me an almost billionaire.

Will It Be An Anal Probe Or Another Mere Schlapp On The Wrist?

Dan Eggen
@DanEggenWPost

SCOOP: CPAC urged to probe two more sexual misconduct claims against chair Matt Schlapp

Demanding His Execution – Don't Forget The Demanding Of His Execution

Jemele Hill
@Jemelehill

If I were the Exonerated 5, I'd take out a full page ad in the New York Times with Trump's mug shot.

He Makes Them Look Good By Comparison

Stephen King
@StephenKing

For a moment put aside Trump's abrasive personality, his racist rhetoric, and his skeevy business behavior. As president he was inept, incompetent, and lazy. Why Republicans continue to support him is beyond me.

Are You Planning On Hiring A Hit Man To Take Him Out?
Because That's About The Only Way He Won't Be The Republican Nominee in 2024

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

Mike Pence tries to explain why he raised his hand on the debate stage pledging to support Trump even if he's convicted, 2 weeks after he said that Trump (Who asked him to violate the constitution) should never be president again:

"Everyone on the stage signed a pledge to support the Republican nominee...My hand was raised in that spirit...
"I really do believe...that Donald Trump is not going to be the Republican nominee."

Huh?

So, The Rich ARE Just Like The Rest Of Us?

Adam Van Buskirk
@Empty_America

There is a massive un-met demand in the USA for "servants."

Mega opportunity for anyone who can figure out new and non-icky forms of domestic service for the American mass affluent.

You have people earning 500K resentfully doing their own laundry and loading the dishwasher.

Expects Putin Will Rename Ukraine "X" When He Conquers And Annexes The Country

The Daily Beast
@thedailybeast

Elon Musk secretly ordered SpaceX engineers to switch off the Starlink satellite communications network near the coast of occupied Crimea in order to thwart a Ukrainian surprise attack on Russia's naval fleet, according to a report.

Are You Saying That Donald Trump Is A Skrull?

Dinesh D'Souza
@DineshDSouza

A mugshot can be a badge of honor. Solzhenitsyn had one. Gandhi. Mandela. And this guy! [Martin Luther King] #TrumpMugShot

It Started With Francis Scott Key, And The Country Has Been Going To Shit Ever Since!

Acyn
@Acyn

Tuberville responds to the Navy Secretary by saying the Secretary has to get wokeness out of the navy because "we've got people doing poems on aircraft carriers"

He May Not Have Had Class, But He Definitely Ruled

Rod Dreher
@roddreher

Trump is rich, but he is totally not the ruling class. It's about culture.

This Is What Happens When Congresspeople Learn History From The Flintstones

No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen
@NoLieWithBTC

Marjorie Taylor Greene: "You're going to tell me that back in the Ice Age, how much taxes did people pay, and how many changes did governments make to melt the ice?" (@acyn)

The Save America PAC Should Be Renamed The Save All The Profits PAC
But Who Will Save America From The Save America PAC?

Chris LaCivita
LaCivitaC

If you are a campaign, PAC, scammer and you try raising money off the mugshot of @realDonaldTrump and you have not received prior permission ...WE ARE COMING AFTER YOU you will NOT SCAM DONORS

Uhh...Uhh...Uhh 2: Do You Pay Attention When Other People Speak?

CALL TO ACTIVISM
@CalltoActivism

BREAKING: Trump is poised to lose millions by losing his mugshot to sell T-shirts if Fani Willis enforces Georgia's copyright.

Various legal experts have noted, Trump's sale of that mug shot, taken by the Fulton County sheriff, likely violates U.S. copyright laws.

This could mean the millions Trump is making off that photo may rightfully belong to the Fulton County sheriff – an entity that just happens to be in desperate need of funds to address the horrific conditions in the Fulton County jail

He's Not A Private Citizen No Longer In The Spotlight?

Matt Wallace
@MattWallace888

OBAMA IS NOT WHO YOU THINK HE IS

Unlike Shutting Down Communications To A War-torn Country Defending Itself, Which Is Slept

Elon Musk
@elonmusk

Woke is fundamentally anti-human