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Did You Check Behind Your Hemorrhoids?

'We can't track down the informant': James Comer says he lost top witness in Biden investigation

The "Homeless People" At The End Of The List Is Implied

Ontario wants to expand a licensing regime that allows residents to unleash dogs in an enclosed area to teach them how to hunt captive coyotes, foxes and rabbits.

We're Also Praying That Nobody In The Media Asks Us About Guns, Because The "This Is Not The Time To Politicize Mass Murder" Thing Is Getting Really Old

Heidi and I are praying for the families of the victims of the horrific mall shooting in Allen, Texas. We pray also for the broader Collin County community that's in shock from this tragedy.

President Trump is defending America in ways Biden will never comprehend.

Chachi Does The Cha Cha

After 45 years, I'm making my way to finally "exit stage right" from California.

To Be Fair: There Is Logic In The Proposition That You Wouldn't Have Problems With Democracy If You Didn't Have Democracy

Unf**kingbelieveable., little fascistTommy Teletubbie: "The American people should just stand up and say enough is enough, let's not have elections anymore". He's advocating for an end to democracy & not even hiding it. This is what you get when insurrectionists go unpunished.

Being An Untalented Scum Bag Is In The Eye Of The Beholder

The person who would drum up false charges against a man for their own advancement or gain is a person with no talent of his own to exploit! And removing that untalented scum bag from the planet would be no loss & only make America a better place.

Sometimes? SOMETIMES‽

Sometimes scrolling through the comments is a terrible idea.

I'm Sure He'll Be In The Front Row Of The Courtroom At Your Trial

WHERE'S HUNTER?

But Only For Three Days A Month

Curious - do US writer peeps know that in the UK we call a period a 'full stop'?

Ah, But The People Who Get Upset Are Even Simpler

It's very simple.

If you're not a white supremacist, you shouldn't get really annoyed or upset when the president condemns white supremacists.

I love the question "if men didn't exist who would protect you?"

Protect me from what? Pretty sure 95% of the problem is solved.

You Think Twitter Investors Will Buy That Explanation Of How You Run The Business?

Maybe we're in an alien soap opera and just need to keep the ratings high so we don't get cancelled ... ?

"This Is A Great Flim Flam! I Don't Know Why I Didn't Fucking Get Into It Decades Ago!"

After Roger Stone told the story yesterday that he asked Franklin Graham to put in a good word for him w/ Trump re: pardon, Stone says he then confessed his sins, was pardoned & is "now a soldier in the army of the Lord."

Stone then invokes apocalyptic good vs. evil language.

Musk Has Been Allowing Incels And Nazis To Use The Platform

What's with all of the Boob pics on Twitter recently???

Given Durham's findings that there was no basis for the actions taken by the FBI in launching this investigation, this would be a good time for former House Intelligence Chair Adam Schiff to reveal that evidence he said showed the Russian collusion...

But, Then, We Are Talking About Tommy Tuberville...

Normal people do not hear WHITE SUPREMACY and think we're talking about them.

Remember when MAGA truck drivers were on strike for dumb stuff and MAGA was like, "YEEEAAAHH!!!"?

At least Latino truckers want to boycott Florida for something noble like, you know, human rights.

Only If She Weighed Eight Hundred Pounds And Was Sitting On Him

Did you know Harriet Tubman was a Republican?

There is no doubt she would be a MASSIVE Trump supporter if she were alive today.

What If I Use The Potatoes To Make Alcohol?

You mash the potatoes until they become "mashed potatoes." Don't call them "mash potatoes."

#writetip

"When Jake Tapper's postgame panel of CNN journalists descended into a somber grief session" over the town hall, "Licht texted executive producer Charlie Moore and told him to switch the broadcast to Anderson's panel, which featured partisan pundits."

"As Long As They Don't Interfere With The Three Laws Of Robotics, We Should Be Fine."

"The governor and his team have had internal conversations acknowledging the need for him to engage in the basics of political courtship: small talk, handshaking, eye contact."

When we think of the greatest movies, they aren't about women going to college and having careers. No, they're about a woman and a man falling in love with each other (Pride and Prejudice, Sound of Music...) and marrying then maybe even having babies. This is what our hearts yearn for, not careers. God put this yearning in our hearts, because He created us for this.