Don't Litter On Twi - Oh, Sorry, Mister Musk. Carry On...

Wait. Hold on. The White House correspondents dinner is supposed to be celebrating Free Press and they cheer for the firing of Tucker Carlson?

April is the biggest month of Traffic on TRUTH SOCIAL, by far. It has become one of the most important "Voices" in the Universe, because it is my Voice, but the Fake News, most of which is dying, or dead, refuses to report on it, or its relevance. WHEN I TRUTH, IT GOES ALL OVER THE PLACE. REMEMBER THAT, AND WATCH!

I Mean, She's Going To Hell Anyway, So What Do A Few Extra Years On Earth Matter?

Montana bill sponsor: I prefer my transgender daughter commit suicide rather than allow her to transition.

- Rep. Kerri Seekins-Crowe

Yeah, Other Than My Family, Friends And Colleagues, I Have Nobody!

I'm not saying have children but those of you in your mid 20s to mid 30s flexing about not having or wanting children will live a very lonley life once you hit your mid 40s

It's Not The Shocker That The Reveal Of Who Luke's Father Was, But It's Pretty Good, Too

"Twitter's self-reported data shows that, under Musk, the company has complied with hundreds more government orders for censorship or surveillance - especially in countries such as Turkey and India." Surprise!

The Holy Spirit Is Worth At Least 65 People, Especially On April 15

In acquiring church status, the Family Resource Council told the IRS it holds chapel services at its office, averaging 65+ people.

But when we called to inquire about service times, a staffer responded, "We don't have church service."

Sorry, But I Always Preferred The Beatles

Swear allegiance out loud to the King if you're watching on TV, public to be told at Coronation

Steven Crowder verbally abused his pregnant wife. And after all this and so much more, he can't figure out why she filed for divorce.

You...Aren't A Good Judge Of The Finest People, Are You?

Mike 'Pussy' Pence testified for hours today for traitor DA, Jack Smith. I knew I should have picked Sarah Palin; she knows how to keep her mouth shut.

Are You Sure You Didn't Just Go Back On Your Meds?

Whistleblower Who Was Reportedly About to Reveal "Explosive" Information On the Biden Crime Family's Corruption Has Disappeared

Greek Alphabet Says It Doesn't Know The Person And Would Prefer Not To Get Involved

Caitlyn Jenner Calls For 'Alpha Male' Trump to Prevent 'End' of United States

Right Wing "Justices" Aren't About Strengthening The Rule Of Law But Undermining It

Supreme court 'ethics' legislation isn't about strengthening the legitimacy of the Court but undermining it

at what point in your twenties do you stop feeling like a 17 year old wearing the costume of an adult

Complaints About People Wearing Masks? That's So 2018!

I personally hope liberals wear masks forever. They think it's the ultimate flex but really they're just proudly affixing dirty diapers to their faces as a virtue signal of stupidity.

There Are Any Left?

Ron DeSantis open to Twitter moving to Florida but tells Elon Musk to not bring "woke" employees with him.

OLD POLL: Small Number Of Extremists Are Why The Rest Of Us Can't Have Nice Things

NEW POLL: Most beer drinkers support brands working with transgender spokespeople.

The Onion has become jarringly unfunny.

At the heart of humor is a revealed truth, but woke is a lie, so it is humorless.

Bet It Puts Your Dating Life In Perspective!

Dude and his date both drive to Texas restaurant. A 'parking attendant' charges them $20 each to park. Dude pays for both. Finds out in restaurant he got scammed. Goes back out, shoots and kills the parking guy. Returns to his date. Two days later she turns him in. Texas.

Did You Bite Into The Tie To Ensure That It Was Real?

I ran into Congressman @Santos4Congress today and I said I liked his tie. He took it off and gave it to me on the spot. A nice Ferragamo tie with elephant print!

What a standup guy!

The Only People Who Believe The Bill Cuts Benefits For Vets Are Those Who Have Actually Read It AND YOU CAN'T TRUST PEOPLE LIKE THAT!

House Republicans are NOT going to cut the VA budget.

President Biden and extreme Democrats are continuing to lie and fearmonger about the Limit, Save, Grow Act.

Don't believe them. Republicans have always prioritized veterans in our budgets.

Turn Them Into Surreal Images?

West Virginia and coal mining were decimated by...wait for it.. DEMOCRATS. 100%

THIS IS WHAT MIRONIC DEMOCRATS DO TO AMERICA AND AMERICANS.

Did You Establish A Federal Department Of "They" When Nobody Was Looking?

Trump: Abraham Lincoln had a civil war going on but Abraham Lincoln was just vilified. Now they say Trump got treated worst of all.

You Really Don't Want Anybody To Vote Republican In 2024, Do You?