Twitter is For People Who Can't Handle Drugs

Weaponizing Humpty Dumpty

The goal is to have the public read something crazy in the newspaper and immediately think "critical race theory." We have decodified the term and will recodify it to annex the entire range of cultural constructions that are unpopular with Americans.

The Gun Claims To Be Pro-life

NEW: A Nashville Walgreens employee pulled out a pistol and shot a pregnant woman he says he thought was shoplifting. Doctors performed an emergency c-section; both the woman and her baby are in critical condition. The employee is claiming self-defense.

Awkward With A Capital Awww!

The @NRCC quietly deleted tweets and retreated from their efforts to boycott 'Bud Light' for partnering with transgender TikTok influencer Dylan Mulvaney when it realized it's parent company, Anheuser-Busch, was a major GOP donor, which gave them $464,505 in the 2022 cycle alone.

Saying The Quiet Part In Law

In Texas' House, GOP Rep. Matt Schaefer's bill, HB20 will empower vigilante militias, including Proud Boys and Patriot Front to set up check points in ANY county, to stop people of color, and ask them for immigration status.

Are You Kidding? It's Very Remotely Ethical! In Fact, It's So Remotely Ethical It Exists At The Border Between Ethical And "May I Recommend A Good Lawyer?"

Jim Jordan, who chairs the "weaponization committee," has been busy weaponizing Congress against Alvin Bragg.

He scheduled a hearing here in NYC in an attempt to intimidate the Manhattan DA and interfere with the prosecution of Donald Trump.

How is this remotely ethical?

Trust Me: Sheep Who Think They're Free Thinkers Are Worse

Replying to @NWS_NTWC and @Twitter

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Disinformation And Manipulation By Corporate Media, By Way Of Contrast, Are The Invisible Hand Of The Market Giving The Public The Finger

We must protect Canadians against disinformation and manipulation by state media.

That is why I'm asking @twitter @elonmusk to accurately label CBC as "government-funded media".

It is a fact. And Canadians deserve the facts.

So, It Was His Will That Joe Biden Win The 2020 Election?

God is in control. Always.

But...But...But...

Last month alone - 16 illegal aliens who were on the terrorist watchlist were stopped at the border.

An open border compromises our national security.

#BidenBorderCrisis

If Ever A Subject Needed A Good Mansplaining, It Would Be Sexual Assault

Listen to me now, Jo, and listen good.

"Grab 'em by the pussy" something the average woman, including yourself, would be absolutely fine with a man of Trump's social and financial status doing. I mean, hell, you hugged Biden, that's a pretty low standard.

One Could Never Accuse Culture Warriors Of Being - Ahem - Internally Consistent

I don't want my daughter being told to use tampons at school when pads work fine! Why are groomers so fixated on inserting things into our kids? Disgusting.

At Least None Of Them Were Using Tampons (Except For Maybe That Guy Who Was Second From The Left)

Here is Trump and his supporters yesterday in Waco with their hands over their hearts while a pro-January 6 insurrection anthem - NOT the US national anthem - plays.

The screen is playing footage of MAGA insurrectionists attacking the Capitol.

They are EMBRACING violence.

Another account was just suspended for a threat of violence against me.

This isn't the MAGA movement I defended and championed and the America First I still support.

I'll continue to simply speak truth and my own political opinions without fear or favour.

If you gave your child a credit card and they kept hitting the limit, you wouldn't just raise their credit limit - you'd sit down and help them figure out where they could cut back on spending.

The same is true of our debt. Now is the time for a responsible debt limit increase.

Awkward With A Capital Awk!

Scoop: Judge Kacsmaryk in 2017 submitted a law review article criticizing protections for trans people. Ahead of his judicial nomination, he removed his name and swapped two others.

Nominees are required to disclose all publications to the Senate.

So, Kari Lake Is Wrong?

Trump arraigned, Marxist wins Mayoral race in Chicago, and Democrats flip Supreme Court in Wisconsin. Very bad day. No spin, no bs. Country is in collapse. We need God and dutiful action.

The NRA is holding its convention right now.

Guns were not allowed there today.

If more guns make us more safe, then why not have as many guns as possible at the NRA convention?

Are there transgender chimpanzees?

We share 98.8% of their DNA, so surely there must be.

Why aren't Democrats doing penile inversion surgeries on adolescent chimps to improve their quality of life?

An Atheist Dog?

Kari Lake says she will be Governor any time now: "They're nervous. They can feel the drum beat. They know we're coming at them. They can hear it, and they know we're not gonna stop. I'm like a dog on a bone."

Democrats Trying To Diana Rigg An Election? Now, That Would Be Great Television!

The BOXES HOAX, WHERE I DID NOTHING WRONG, BUT BIDEN DID, IS JUST ANOTHER WAY FOR THE DEMOCRATS TO CHEAT ON ELECTIONS THROUGH, IN THIS CASE, ELECTION INTERFERENCE. I AM COVERED BY THE PRESIDENTIAL RECORDS ACT AND, UNLIKE BIDEN WHO WAS NOT PRESIDENT, HAVE THE POWER TO DECLASSIFY. MY PEOPLE ARE BEING THREATENED AND HARASSED BY A THUG PROSECUTOR WHO WAS PUT IN BY BIDEN TRUMP HATERS. OUR LEGAL SYSTEM IS CORRUPT, AND THE DEMOCRATS ARE USING IT TO RIGG THE 2024 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION. WAY UP IN POLLS!