Twits Tweet But Don't Fall Down

It's Sad When Billionaires Gets Nostalgic...

The ability of Twitter advertising to reach the most influential people in the world is often not fully appreciated.

While a few other social networks are technically bigger, Twitter is where the writers & leaders spend their time.

Of Course, We Did This By Not Passing Any Meaningful Legislation Since We Took Over Two Months Ago, But Still...

House Republicans are delivering in two months what Washington Democrats failed to provide for two years: an economy that's strong, a nation that's safe, a future that's built on freedom, and a government that's accountable.

And Put That Money Into Defence For When All Those Pissed Off Nations Come Calling

Cut every cent from every country that hates us.

Somebody Needs To Retake Grade Three Civics

This is your daily reminder that America is a Constitutional Republic, not a Democracy.

Have You Cleared That With Donald Trump's Russian Masters?

Biden's failure to deter Putin was a catastrophic mistake.

But it's not too late to help Ukraine win.

Listen to this mother, who lost two children to fentanyl poisoning, tell the truth about both of her son's murders because of the Biden administrations refusal to secure our borders and stop the Cartel's from murdering Americans everyday by Chinese fentanyl.

Where Do I Sign Up? I Wasn't Doing Much With My Soul Anyway...

Alex Jones says that everyone who is offered a television show or a record deal is first required to "reject Jesus Christ and pledge yourself to Lucifer."

We hear about the horrors of slavery, automatically assuming that all slave owners were hateful, vengeful, and sought to inflict their slaves with fear, but it's funny we never hear about those other slaver owners who led with kindness and wanted their slaves to be in the best shape mentally as well as physically. Why do you think that is?

Dilbert has been cancelled from all newspapers, websites, calendars, and books because I gave some advice everyone agreed with. (My syndication partner cancelled me.)

Has anyone checked the price of speech lately? It's worse than eggs

"We will be shutting down low-performing, ideologically-captured academic departments and hiring new faculty. The student body will be recomposed over time: some current students will self-select out, others will graduate; we'll recruit new students who are mission-aligned.

The Old Hitler Is Not Impressed With The Latest Crop Of Wannabes

Today is Feb 19th 2023 @JustinTrudeau is the most unethical, corrupt & worst prime minister this country's ever seen.He's a racist, misogynistic narcissist #TrudeauForTreason #TrudeauMustGo #TrudeauIsTheNewHitler #TrudeauLiedUnderOath #TrudeauMustGoToJail #TRUDEAUGFY #TRUDEAUPOS

Don't Worry - Scott Adams Will Protect Your Right To Free Speech

I took down my tweet on appealing to the major news outlets for accurate science reporting. The threats and aggressions were overwhelming.

AND...AND...AND MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK AGAIN! ISN'T THERE ANYBODY WHO CAN HELP ME FIX THIS PROBLEM?

MASSIVE & UNPRECEDENTED PROSECUTORIAL MISCONDUCT DUE TO TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME & BIG LEADS AGAINST BOTH PARTIES IN POLLS!!!

If That's His Response To A Meme Reminding People To Use A Minimum Of Paper Towel When Drying Their Hands, It's A Good Thing I Didn't Say Anything About The Knife!

Up yours, woke moralists. Tyranny is always petty—and petty tyranny will not save the planet.

You Better Hope Mike Pompeo Doesn't Hear You Say Things Like That, Or He Just Might...He Might...He Might Just...Sorry, Who Is Mike Pompeo Again?

My message to congressional Republicans: you can either be the party of Ukraine & the globalists or you can be the party of East Palestine & the working people of America

President Biden's Response Is Even Shorter: No

Thank you to @RepBoebert for cosponsoring my bill to eliminate the Federal Department of Education (HR 899).

Marjorie Taylor Greene: "The last thing I ever want to see in America is a civil war...but it's going in that direction."

Projection: No Longer Just For Movie Theatres And Wall-mounted Big Screen TVs!

"Democrats want to rule us with more government control," says Sarah Huckabee Sanders, representing the party currently banning books and reproductive healthcare.

This idiotic algorithm change has been reverted.

It also caused my account engagement to drop by a factor of ten, because it was based on absolute number of blocks, not blocks as a percentage of followers.

This meant any large account that posted anything "controversial" was sent to the 9th level of hell.