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Copyright 2015-2017 by Ira Nayman A Poke in the Eye of Reality and Three "Knyucks"
Copyright 2009-2016 by Ira Nayman Future in Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear
Copyright 2009-2016 by Ira Nayman Delicate Negotiations: Round Five: Enter The Lawyers!
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Copyright 2013-2015 by Ira Nayman The Honourable Sir Nathan Ordinal Norman Sequitur Fights the Good Fight Against the Minions of Ignorance
Copyright 2005-2015 by Ira Nayman What the Hell is Wrong With You? Good Advice for People Who Make Bad Decisions
Copyright 2013-2015 by Ira Nayman The Daily Me: More Reality Than You Can Shake a Penguin Engine At!
Copyright 2011-2013 by Ira Nayman An Article Here, An Article There and Pretty Soon You're Talking About Real Text
Copyright 2011-2013 by Ira Nayman The Street Finds its own Uses for Mutant Technologies
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Copyright 2011-2013 by Ira Nayman Delicate Negotiations: Round Three: Grannies and Shemales (Just Don't Mention the Goat Head)
Copyright 2011-2013 by Ira Nayman Luna for the Lunies!
Copyright 2010-2011 by Ira Nayman The Pundit Without Honour and Other Reasons Not to Get Out of Bed in the Morning
Copyright 2010-2011 by Ira Nayman The Daily Me: Now in Convenient Pill Form!
Copyright 2009-2011 by Ira Nayman Delicate Negotiations: Round Two: A Female Character in a Male Cartoonist’s World
Copyright 2009-2011 by Ira Nayman What Were Once Miracles are Now Children's Toys
Copyright 2008-2010 by Ira Nayman Everybody's Got An Opinion (Unfortunately)
Copyright 2005-2010 by Ira Nayman The Personal is Journalistic
Copyright 2008-2009 by Ira Nayman Delicate Negotiations: Round One: The Quiet Melancholy
Copyright 2007-2009 by Ira Nayman My Toronto: God's Menstruation
Copyright 2005-2009 by Ira Nayman That's What They Want You To Think...Or, Is It?
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Copyright 2006-2008 by Ira Nayman Alternate Reality Ain't What It Used To Be
Copyright 2003-2008 by Ira Nayman No Public Figure Too Big, No Personal Foible Too Small
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Copyright 2004/2005 by Ira Nayman Life, Death and Other Ways of Passing the Time
Copyright 2003/2004/2005 by Ira Nayman News You Can Abuse
Copyright 2003/2004 by Ira Nayman New Millennium, Same Old Story
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"Win A Dream Date With Dan," "The 1992 Police Brutality Summer Olympics" and "The Bush Administration's Policy on the Complicated Issues of AIDS, Abortion and Teenage Pregnancy" were originally published in Comic Relief magazine.
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Copyright 1987, 2002 by Ira Nayman Politics - A Musical Comedy
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Welcome, Science Fiction Fans!
What Were Once Miracles Are Now Children's Toys, Luna for the Lunies!, The Street Finds its Own Uses for Mutant Technologies and The Alternate Reality News Service's Guide to Love, Sex and Robots in the Archive Section, as well as a new Alternate Reality News story every week in the New Section. They are clearly marked [ARNS] for easy identification. And, please feel to browse through the other writing, cartoons and miscellaneous oddments - you never know what you might enjoy!
Welcome Back My Friednishes To The Show That Never EdnishesI now have a Facebook author/fan/whatever you want to call it page: Ira Nayman's Thrishty Friednishes. Go, look around, like it if you feel so inclined and feel free to leave a comment. I have only just started it, so it may be a little sparse at the moment, but I will add content based on what people post they would like to see. Within reason.
Would you be interested in immortality?
technology and anything except love and sex. It's a thing with him. Don't ask. ARNS is now soliciting questions for these advice columns from readers. That means you! If, after reading any of the columns, you are inspired to write a question of your own, please submit it to email@example.com! (Without the exclamation mark, because that would just be rude.) If your question is selected, your name and a link to your Web site will be posted on this Web site, which, at almost 14 years old, may not exactly be immortal, but is pretty darned long-lived. So, okay, maybe we oversold it a bit. But, what the heck? Have fun with it. We look forward to reading your questions!