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The Daily Me: We Didn't Make it...For You!
ISBN: 978-1-927645-18-5
Copyright 2015-2017 by Ira Nayman

A Poke in the Eye of Reality and Three "Knyucks"
ISBN: 978-1-927645-16-1
Copyright 2009-2016 by Ira Nayman

Future in Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear
ISBN: 978-1-927645-17-8
Copyright 2009-2016 by Ira Nayman

Delicate Negotiations: Round Five: Enter The Lawyers!
ISBN: 978-1-927645-13-0
Copyright 2011-2016 by Ira Nayman

The Daily Me: How Bleak the World Must Have Been Without Instant Information!
ISBN: 978-1-927645-10-9
Copyright 2013-2015 by Ira Nayman

The Honourable Sir Nathan Ordinal Norman Sequitur Fights the Good Fight Against the Minions of Ignorance
ISBN: 978-1-927645-11-6
Copyright 2005-2015 by Ira Nayman

What the Hell is Wrong With You? Good Advice for People Who Make Bad Decisions
ISBN: 978-1-927645-08-6
Copyright 2013-2015 by Ira Nayman

The Daily Me: More Reality Than You Can Shake a Penguin Engine At!
ISBN: 978-0-9876996-9-5
Copyright 2011-2013 by Ira Nayman

An Article Here, An Article There and Pretty Soon You're Talking About Real Text
ISBN: 978-1-927645-00-0
Copyright 2011-2013 by Ira Nayman

The Street Finds its own Uses for Mutant Technologies
ISBN: 978-0-9876996-5-7
Copyright 2010-2013 by Ira Nayman

The Alternate Reality News Service's Guide to Love, Sex and Robots
ISBN: 978-0-9876996-8-8
Copyright 2011-2013 by Ira Nayman

Delicate Negotiations: Round Three: Grannies and Shemales (Just Don't Mention the Goat Head)
ISBN: 978-1-927645-01-7
Copyright 2011-2013 by Ira Nayman

Luna for the Lunies!
ISBN: 978-0-9809936-9-1
Copyright 2010-2011 by Ira Nayman

The Pundit Without Honour and Other Reasons Not to Get Out of Bed in the Morning
ISBN: 978-0-9809936-8-4
Copyright 2010-2011 by Ira Nayman

The Daily Me: Now in Convenient Pill Form!
ISBN: 978-0-9809936-7-7
Copyright 2009-2011 by Ira Nayman

Delicate Negotiations: Round Two: A Female Character in a Male Cartoonist’s World
ISBN: 978-0-9876996-0-2
Copyright 2009-2011 by Ira Nayman

What Were Once Miracles are Now Children's Toys
ISBN: 978-0-9809936-4-6
Copyright 2008-2010 by Ira Nayman

Everybody's Got An Opinion (Unfortunately)
ISBN: 978-0-9809936-3-9
Copyright 2005-2010 by Ira Nayman

The Personal is Journalistic
ISBN: 978-0-9809936-2-2
Copyright 2008-2009 by Ira Nayman

Delicate Negotiations: Round One: The Quiet Melancholy
ISBN: 978-0-98099346-2-2
Copyright 2007-2009 by Ira Nayman

My Toronto: God's Menstruation
ISBN: 978-0-9809936-6-0
Copyright 2005-2009 by Ira Nayman

That's What They Want You To Think...Or, Is It?
ISBN: 978-0-9809936-1-5
Copyright 2003-2008 by Ira Nayman

Your Daily Dose of Crustacean Serendipity
ISBN: 978-0-9809936-0-8
Copyright 2006-2008 by Ira Nayman

Alternate Reality Ain't What It Used To Be
ISBN: 0-9733677-6-8
Copyright 2003-2008 by Ira Nayman

No Public Figure Too Big, No Personal Foible Too Small
ISBN: 0-9733677-5-X
Copyright 2003/2004/2005/2006 by Ira Nayman

It's Always About You, Isn't It?
ISBN: 0-9733677-4-1
Copyright 2003/2004/2005 by Ira Nayman

My Toronto: A Fate Too Absurd To Bear
ISBN: 0-9733677-3-3
Copyright 2004/2005 by Ira Nayman

Life, Death and Other Ways of Passing the Time
ISBN: 0-9733677-2-5
Copyright 2003/2004/2005 by Ira Nayman

News You Can Abuse
ISBN: 0-9733677-1-7
Copyright 2003/2004 by Ira Nayman

New Millennium, Same Old Story
ISBN: 0-9733677-0-9
Copyright 2002/2003 by Ira Nayman

Satire for the Hard of Thinking
ISBN: 0-9694899-6-X
Copyright 1992, 1997, 2002 by Ira Nayman

"Win A Dream Date With Dan," "The 1992 Police Brutality Summer Olympics" and "The Bush Administration's Policy on the Complicated Issues of AIDS, Abortion and Teenage Pregnancy" were originally published in Comic Relief magazine.

"Note Well" was originally published in Paper Hat magazine.

Orchestrated Chaos
ISBN: 0-9694899-5-1
Copyright 1987, 2002 by Ira Nayman

Politics - A Musical Comedy
ISBN: 0-9694899-4-3
Copyright 1986, 2002 by Ira Nayman

Zen and the Art of International Politics
ISBN: 0-9694899-3-5
Copyright 1985, 2002 by Ira Nayman

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Copyright 2002-2010 by Ira Nayman

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5) By columns, I mean pieces of writing that appear in the "Archive" and "New" sections of the Web site. Screenplays, teleplays, my Masters thesis and PhD dissertation and any other writing which I may post from time to time outside these areas are not covered by this republication agreement. Anybody who is interested in republishing any of these works in whole or in part must get my written permission to do so.

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Welcome, Science Fiction Fans!

If you came to Les Pages aux Folles curious about my writing thanks to science fiction or fan fiction, welcome! You can find the complete text of Alternate Reality Ain't What It Used To Be, +

Welcome Back My Friednishes To The Show That Never Ednishes

I now have a Facebook author/fan/whatever you want to call it page: Ira Nayman's Thrishty Friednishes. Go, look around, like it if you feel so inclined and feel free to leave a comment. I have only just started it, so it may be a little sparse at the moment, but I will add content based on what people post they would like to see. Within reason.

Would you be interested in immortality?

The Alternate Reality News Service (ARNS) has two advice columns: Ask Amritsar, a column about love and sex and technology, and; Ask the Tech Answer Guy, a column about +