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  • Delicate Negotiations: Gardening
  • Delicate Negotiations: Loblaws 003
  • Delicate Negotiations: Loblaws 002
  • Delicate Negotiations: Loblaws 001
  • Delicate Negotiations: My Space
  • Delicate Negotiations: Bite Your Lip
  • Delicate Negotiations: Think About Love
  • Delicate Negotiations: Work Sex
  • Delicate Negotiations: Matrix
  • Delicate Negotiations: Wodehouse
  • Delicate Negotiations: Lazy
  • Delicate Negotiations: Minimalist
  • My Toronto: The city would come to regret...
  • My Toronto: Three Step French Toast
  • My Toronto: The sad thing is...
  • My Toronto: Every time she thought about the international community's interference...
  • My Toronto: If he hadn't gotten on that particular subway car...
  • My Toronto: The 1960s called...
  • My Toronto: Computer peripherals can be such a tease!
  • My Toronto: I have no idea what the company does, but...
  • My Toronto: But, what if my tongue's spleen...
  • My Toronto: Forget Grimm's fairy tales...
  • Delicate Negotiations: Alternate Facts
  • Delicate Negotiations: Skepticism
  • Delicate Negotiations: Carpet Match Drapes
  • Delicate Negotiations: Package Deal
  • Delicate Negotiations: Happy Food
  • Delicate Negotiations: Differences
  • Delicate Negotiations: Cheerleaders
  • Delicate Negotiations: Cat Communications 9
  • My Toronto: If you're not careful, they could adorable you to death!
  • My Toronto: Everybody knows that the only way to protect jobs...
  • My Toronto: Ms. Magazine deserves to be treated better than that.
  • My Toronto: Nature has a dirty mind!
  • My Toronto: Even if I mean it ironically?
  • My Toronto: What is this cat thinking?
  • My Toronto: Is it a fully functioning restaurant or...
  • My Toronto: Jameson's karma was so bad...
  • My Toronto: Has there ever been a more aptly named store?
  • My Toronto: WINNER: 2017 H. G. Wells Award for...
  • My Toronto: Barry was crushed when...
  • My Toronto: The modern cityscape is its own form of Rorschach test.
  • My Toronto: I can haz stare warz with u!
  • My Toronto: One way to tell the difference between now and the 1950s...
  • My Toronto: ...why you never see a penguin out of its tux...
  • My Toronto: They shot a TV ad on my home street...
  • My Toronto: Why should I eat MY food slowly when...
  • My Toronto: Toilet Humour
  • Delicate Negotiations: Strength in Numbers
  • Delicate Negotiations: Heterosexual Panic
  • Delicate Negotiations: See You First
  • Delicate Negotiations: Brangelina
  • Delicate Negotiations: Balance
  • Delicate Negotiations: Old Shark
  • Delicate Negotiations: Abandonment
  • Delicate Negotiations: Doesn't Understand
  • Delicate Negotiations: Lose Weight
  • Delicate Negotiations: Trump Divorce
  • Delicate Negotiations: Motility
  • Delicate Negotiations: Sweet Sorrow
  • Delicate Negotiations: de Botton Says
  • Delicate Negotiations: Mystery
  • Delicate Negotiations: Year Ahead
  • Delicate Negotiations: But
  • Delicate Negotiations: Humph Day
  • Delicate Negotiations: One Mistake
  • Delicate Negotiations: Anti-white
  • Delicate Negotiations: Heimlich
  • Delicate Negotiations: Poetry Wins
  • Delicate Negotiations: Eye Gazing
  • Delicate Negotiations: Creative Peak
  • Delicate Negotiations: TTC Odds
  • Delicate Negotiations: Thirsty & Redeyed
  • Delicate Negotiations: Negative Example
  • Delicate Negotiations: Tall As You Are
  • Delicate Negotiations: A La Carte Punchline
  • Delicate Negotiations: Child
  • Delicate Negotiations: Years Ago
  • Delicate Negotiations: Twilight Zone
  • Delicate Negotiations: Male Safe Space
  • Delicate Negotiations: Cubist
  • Delicate Negotiations: Worry
  • Delicate Negotiations: Happier
  • Delicate Negotiations: Gender Parity
  • Delicate Negotiations: Won't Quit
  • Delicate Negotiations: Hair Colour
  • Delicate Negotiations: Rage Rage
  • Delicate Negotiations: You Don't Say 002
  • Delicate Negotiations: You Don't Say 001
  • Delicate Negotiations: Spice
  • Delicate Negotiations: On the Inside
  • Delicate Negotiations: Disrespect
  • Delicate Negotiations: Too Male
  • Delicate Negotiations: BB&B 002
  • Delicate Negotiations: BB&B 001
  • Delicate Negotiations: TTC Fun
  • Delicate Negotiations: TV Alone
  • Delicate Negotiations: Guns
  • Delicate Negotiations: Homeless Newspaper
  • Delicate Negotiations: Sex Ed
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  • Delicate Negotiations: Car Communications 008
  • Delicate Negotiations: Space Period
  • Delicate Negotiations: Hero
  • Delicate Negotiations: Voice
  • Kiss My ASCII: The next day...
  • Kiss My ASCII: That was the moment Father Merrin...
  • Kiss My ASCII: Bernie would need medical attention to determine if...
  • Kiss My ASCII: "I don't remember where I was when..."
  • Kiss My ASCII: Nobody in the herd believed...
  • Kiss My ASCII: Nobody is ever the same when...
  • Kiss My ASCII: Amaranta spent hours perfecting the look of surprise...
  • Kiss My ASCII: Harrison was thrilled...
  • Kiss My ASCII: Maria couldn't tell if Dan was swearing or...
  • Kiss My ASCII: "I feel so dimished."
  • Kiss My ASCII: Whose bright idea was it...
  • Kiss My ASCII: Why I don't watch political talk shows
  • Kiss My ASCII: The triumph of hope over experience
  • Kiss My ASCII: That's racist
  • Kiss My ASCII: Don't you just hate blind dates?
  • Kiss My ASCII: There's One in Every Crowd
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