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Chapter 0: INTRODUCTION

  • The Cost/Benefit Analysis...Of Love:
    An Alternate Reality News Service Forum [ARNS]
  • Chapter 1: "Just because it happened doesn't mean it's true."

  • Ask Amritsar: Beyond Understanding [ARNS]
  • Ask Amritsar: Not a Gwyn-Win Situation [ARNS]
  • Ask Amritsar: Third and Looooooong [ARNS]
  • Ask Amritsar About How to Treat Other People [ARNS]
  • Ask Amritsar About Identity Issues [ARNS]
  • Ask Amritsar to Enlighten You [ARNS]
  • Ask Amritsar About the Sex in Your Rearview Mirror [ARNS]
  • Ask Amritsar About the Quickest Way to App-iness [ARNS]
  • Ask Amritsar About Saving Face [ARNS]
  • Ask Amritsar About Gaming the System [ARNS]
  • Ask Amritsar About Heroic Heartache [ARNS]
  • Ask Amritsar To Change the Mood [ARNS]
  • Ask Amritsar About Hitting Your Mark [ARNS]
  • Ask Amritsar: What's That Smell? [ARNS]
  • Chapter 2: "If you can't stand the Heat, get out of Miami."

  • Ask The Tech Answer Guy About the Privacy Invasion Holes [ARNS]
  • Ask The Tech Answer Guy About the Speed of Misinformation [ARNS]
  • Ask the Tech Answer Guy About the Clothes Call [ARNS]
  • Ask The Tech Answer Guy: Beauty, Eh? [ARNS]
  • Ask The Tech Answer Guy to Try His Luck [ARNS]
  • Ask The Tech Answer Guy: Sucking Face Time [ARNS]
  • Ask The Tech Answer Guy: Tongueraker [ARNS]
  • Ask The Tech Answer Guy: Stranded! [ARNS]
  • Ask The Tech Answer Guy About Renting The Space Between Your Ears [ARNS]
  • Ask the Tech Answer Guy To Focus on they Carnage [ARNS]
  • Ask The Tech Answer Guy About What's Real and Make Believe [ARNS]
  • Ask The Tech Answer Guy About Heroic Timing [ARNS]
  • Ask the Tech Answer Guy About Re-tiring [ARNS]
  • Ask the Tech Answer Guy About Happy Happy Joy Joy [ARNS]
  • Chapter 3: "Lepidopterist trolls are the worst."

  • Ask Amritsar About a Safe Following Distance [ARNS]
  • The Tech Answer Guy Has Some Mansplainin' Tooo Dooooo... [ARNS]
  • Quiz the Biz Whiz: A Healthy Breakfast (Lawsuits Extra) [ARNS]
  • Ask The Tech Answer Guy About the Vapour Trail [ARNS]
  • Ask Amritsar At the Speed of Thought [ARNS]
  • Ask Amritsar: Elephants Never Regret [ARNS]
  • Ask The Tech Answer Guy for Visuals [ARNS]
  • Ask Amritsar to Share the Burden [ARNS]
  • Ask the Tech Answer Guy Because It's About Time! [ARNS]
  • Ask the Tech Answer Guy About the Magic of Science [ARNS]
  • Ask Amritsar Not to Peek [ARNS]
  • Ask Amritsar for the Deescalating Prognosis [ARNS]
  • Ask The Tech Answer Guy About the Hitch in the Plans [ARNS]
  • Ask the Tech Answer Guy How Sex Appens...Or Doesn't [ARNS]
  • Chapter 4: "Viruses are not fashion accessories."

  • Ask The Tech Answer Guy About Being Given the (Family) Business [ARNS]
  • Ask Amritsar About the Pain in the Glass [ARNS]
  • Ask Amritsar: And You Thought the Jumbotron was Embarrassing! [ARNS]
  • Ask Amritsar About The Catch of the Day [ARNS]
  • Ask The Tech Answer Guy: Ay, There's the Wrinkle! [ARNS]
  • Ask The Tech Answer Guy About Combustible Garments [ARNS]
  • Ask Amritsar: People Talk [ARNS]
  • Ask The Tech Answer Guy How to Moderate the Mood Swings [ARNS]
  • Ask the Tech Answer Guy For Whom the Unintended Consequences Toll [ARNS]
  • Ask Amritsar To Not Get Catty [ARNS]
  • Ask the Tech Answer Guy About Nothing [ARNS]
  • Quiz the Biz Whiz About Schrodinger's Team Building Exercise [ARNS]
  • Ask The Tech Answer Guy About Hitting an Optic Nerve [ARNS]
  • Chapter 5: "Lover's Lane - secluded haven for dozens of horny teenage couples every night."

  • Ask Amritsar for a Positive Review [ARNS]
  • Ask The Tech Answer Guy: Welcome to MY Neighbourhood, Pal! [ARNS]
  • Quiz the Biz Whiz About What Makes Workers Happy [ARNS]
  • Ask Amritsar: What You Seer is What You Get [ARNS]
  • Ask Amritsar About the Hands Off Experience [ARNS]
  • Ask The Tech Answer Guy About Driving Down Lover's Lame [ARNS]
  • Ask The Tech Answer Guy - Aww, Forget About It! [ARNS]
  • Ask Amritsar About Greener Grass [ARNS]
  • Ask The Tech Answer Guy About The Last Spite [ARNS]
  • Ask the Tech Answer Guy If You Should Give a Shirt [ARNS]
  • Ask Amritsar About the Mop With Eyes [ARNS]
  • Ask Amritsar To Stop Because You Have Heard This One Before [ARNS]
  • Chapter 6: "WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?"

  • Ask Amritsar...Something [ARNS]
  • Ask The Tech Answer Guy How to Play the Game [ARNS]
  • Ask Amritsar to Help You Capture the Sentiment [ARNS]
  • Ask Amritsar About the Update That Froze Your Wife [ARNS]
  • Ask Amritsar to Mind the Shaft Gap [ARNS]
  • Ask the Tech Answer Guy About Defeating the Toy Monster [ARNS]
  • Ask The Tech Answer Guy How To Kill the Mood [ARNS]
  • Ask Amritsar About the Distrac - Ooh, Shiny Object! [ARNS]
  • Quiz the Biz Whiz About Telling the Kids How It Is [ARNS]
  • Ask the Tech Answer Guy About the Ghost in the Poutine [ARNS]
  • Ask Amritsar to Rate Your Self-absorption [ARNS]
  • Ask Amritsar For Help Navigating the Shoals of the Inner Journey [ARNS]
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