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  • Who Are You? And, Why Are You Reading This?
  • Chapter 1: Let's Get "About the Author" Out Of the Way So We Can Have Some Fun!

  • LonCon3: Travelling Hopefully
  • Just Another Day in My Life
  • Ad Astra, Per of Aces
  • My Night as a Cyborg
  • Oh! - I Seem to Have Blacked Out, There - Did I Miss Anything?
  • It's a (Klingon) Wrap!
  • Doing The Can*Con
  • I Have Two Words for Chutzpah!
  • Ad Astra...Up Periscope!
  • My Life as a Cyborg
  • LonCon3: Arriving
  • Chapter 2: Say What?

  • You're Such A Quote Hoard!
  • Quotes Float Yer Boat (In a Remote Moat!)
  • Quotes is...Concerned About Its International Reputation
  • Ask Not For Whom The Quotes Troll...
  • NOTE: Don't Gloat About the Vote Quote
  • Quotes Would Take You More Seriously If You Would Just...
    No, Sorry, Not Even Then
  • Quotes Took the Road Less Traveled, And That Made All the Difference
  • Quotes Went 'Ahuntin' to See What They Would Find
  • If Quotes Got Into a Fight With Captain Kirk, Who Would Win?
  • Quotes Are Sick of File Permission Errors!
  • Quotes Are No Joke!
  • Quotes Are All She Wrote
  • Chapter 3: This Is Not Open For Discussion, Young Lady!

  • Big DICK Radio Confronts Bigger Dick Radio
  • Big DICK Radio - The Next Generation
  • Success - It Could happen To You
  • A Policeman Never Forgets
  • Big DICK Encounters the Big Stick
  • The New and Improved Impaler
  • Be True to Your Studio
  • Big DICK Radio Becomes the Last Bastion of Rock
    (Except for All of the Others...)
  • The Cat in the Hat Came Back
  • When the Big DICK Turns...
  • Karma's a Bitch
  • Chapter 4: Headlines, O Headlines, Wherefore Art Thou Headlines?

  • Headlines Can't Believe You Brought THAT Up!
  • Headlines Take the Cake - AND EAT IT, TOO!
  • Hadlins Fl Th Squz
  • Once Upon a Headline...
  • Would Headline To You?
  • Headlines Bobbed When They Should Have Weaved
  • Headlines Filled the Awkward Silence
    With an Even More Awkward Attempt at Humour
  • Headlines, O Headlines, Wherefore Art Thou Headlines?
  • Headlines are Not Prepared to Take Responsibility for the Consequences
  • Headlines Would Tell You if Your Fly was Undone
    (Unless You'd Been a Dick, In Which Case You'd Be on Your Own)
  • Headlines Got, Like, All in My Grill, So I Had to Beat Them Down, Man
  • Headlines Couldn't Be Bothered To Write Their Own Headline
  • Headlines Are a Big Fan of Ron Burgundy (Will Ferrell, Not so Much)
  • Headlines Schmedlines! We Just Want To Party!
  • Sorry, But Headlines Don't Trust You Enough to Share Their Pain With You
  • Headlines Coulda Been Somebody - They Coulda Been a Contendah
  • Headlines are the Envy of Fashionistas Everywhere
  • Headlines Aren't Psyched About the New Avengers Movie...But They Could Be...
  • First, Headlines Take Manhattan, Then They Take Berlin
  • What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
    Headlines Didn't Ask And Don't Want To Know!
  • Headlines Went BERAP BERAP!
  • Headlines Wanted to Apologize for Justin Bieber, But Didn't Know Where to Begin
  • Headlines Knew the Joke Was Racist, But They Couldn't Help Laugh at it Anyway
  • Chapter 5: The Short Cut Is The Deepest

  • Making a Full ReCovery
  • If Twitter Be the Answer, What is the Musical Question?
  • We're Just Tweeting in the Dark
  • Life is Long, Twitter is Short
  • A Few of My Favourite Things is a Hit With the Kids!
  • Literary Lapses You Can Only Read on Twitter
  • Puns We Love to Hate Month Lives on in Our Hearts and Minds (And Twitter)!
  • This Few of My Favourite Things Thing on Twitter is Getting Out of Hand
  • Suuuuure, I'll Cover Your Debts...
  • Twitter Puns are the Lowest Form of Humour Except for All the Others
  • Your Morning Smile Simile Semitic Semtex
  • A Few of my Favourite Things Will Live Forever on Twitter!
  • Chapter 6: We Don't Know What To Do With This Stuff - Here - You Do Something With It!

  • The Moment We Lost Our Shit Was the Moment the Terrorists Won
  • The App of My Eye
  • Deadlines...Deadheads...It's Everywhere in the Culture!
  • Another Glorious Day
  • The Hell of it Was...
  • Bigots Without Borders Bulletin #609
  • Zen and the Art of Finessing Free Speech
  • Frequently Unasked Questions About the War on Satire
  • Aunt Renie Does Toronto
  • Zen and the Art of Minority Pandering
  • Algorithm for Eradicating a Public Broadcaster
  • Reality Need Not App-ly
  • Dead? Yes. Grateful? Not So Much...
  • Political Victory? It's in the Bag (of Crazy)...
  • Frequently Unasked Questions About the Freedom to do What Your Government Lets You
  • The Academic Knowledge Development Algorithm
  • If Crazy Was A Renewable Resource...
  • Death of a Soupy Sales Man
  • Chapter 7: If You'll Get Your Pencils Out, The Test Can Begin...

  • What the Heck do You Know? Would Have Done Better in
    The Miss Canada Pageant if it Hadn't Tripped Over its Own Dress
  • What the Heck Do You Know?
    Saw The Eagles When They Were Just The Hatchlings
  • What the Heck Do You Know? About Things That Are None of Your Business!
  • What the Heck Do You Know? Misses Bauhaus
  • What the Heck do You Know? Doesn't Vote - It Only Encourages Them
  • What the Heck Do You Know? Preferred the Thin White Duke, Frankly
  • What the Heck Do You Know?
    Is Proud of Scotland Even if it Isn't Exactly Sure Why
  • What the Heck Do You Know? Wouldn't Eat That if it Were You...
  • What the Heck Do You Know? Hopes it Lives Long Enough to Find Out
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