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Chapter 1: Introduction

  • Love, Sex and Robots: An Alternate Reality News Service Forum
  • Chapter 2: Girls

  • Ask Amritsar: Unanswerable Questions
  • Ask Amritsar: No Such Thing as an Original Sin
  • Ask Amritsar About the Irresistible Impulse
  • Ask Amritsar: When the Seltzerpuss Turns...
  • Ask Amritsar About Obsolete Joys
  • Ask the Tech Answer Guy: How Do They Do It?
  • Ask Amritsar To Weight
  • Ask Amritsar: You Can Jaclyn, But you Can't Heidi
  • Ask Amritsar About The Tech Answer Guy
  • Chapter 3: Boys

  • Ask the Tech Answer Guy: Are Men Obsolete?
  • Ask the Tech Answer Guy About the Meat of the Matter
  • Ask the Tech Answer Guy About Industrial Lubricants
  • Ask The Tech Answer Guy: A Really Bad Day
  • Ask Amritsar About The Health Aspects of an Unusual Diet
  • Ask the Tech Answer Guy About Winning the Argument
  • Ask the Tech Answer Guy: Tell it to the Hand!
  • Ask Amritsar About Poll Dancing
  • Ask the Tech Answer Guy the Hard Question
  • Ask the Tech Answer Guy: Intelligence Is Annoying
  • Ask the Tech Answer Guy About the Bloody Drinks
  • Ask the Tech Answer Guy About the Truth Behind the Euphemism
  • Chapter 4: Girls and Boys

  • Ask Amritsar About the Cold Dish
  • Ask Amritsar About the Limits of Sharing
  • Ask the Tech Answer Guy About Party Etiquette
  • Ask Amritsar About The Finicky Eater
  • Ask Amritsar: Easier to Understand in Chart Form
  • Ask Amritsar: When Numbers Crunch
  • Ask Amritsar About Your Choice of Armageddons
  • Ask Amritsar: To Sleep, Perchance to Get it on!
  • Ask Amritsar: There's a Sapp for That
  • Ask the Tech Answer Guy About the Limits of Sharing
  • Chapter 5: Girls and Boys and Family

  • Ask Amritsar: Kids These Days!
  • Ask Amritsar: How Can We Miss You, If...
  • Ask the Tech Answer Guy for Zombie Clarification
  • Ask Amritsar About Video Fame
  • Ask the Tech Answer Guy About the Shelf ElfTM From Hell
  • Ask Amritsar: Holiday Dinners App-en
  • Ask the Tech Answer Guy About Familial Obligations
  • Ask the Tech Answer Guy: Something Fishy Going On
  • Ask Amritsar About The Talk
  • Ask Amritsar About Technology-Crost Lovers
  • Ask the Tech Answer Guy About the Sound of Music
  • Chapter 6: Girls and Boys and Technology

  • Ask Amritsar: Search and Ye Shall Find
  • Ask the Tech Answer Guy: [Insert Your Own Uranus Joke Here]
  • Ask Amritsar About Truth in Tattooing
  • Ask Amritsar: Reach Out and Feel Up Somebody
  • Ask the Tech Answer Guy How To Put the Ow Back In Klowte
  • Ask the Tech Answer Guy About the Progression of Programming Evil
  • Ask Amritsar: Getting Ink Done
  • Ask the Tech Answer Guy About Taking Your Thinking CapTM Off
  • Ask Amritsar About the Change of Mind
  • Ask the Tech Answer Guy to Validate Your Bad Behaviour
  • Ask Amritsar About Keeping Secrets
  • Ask Amritsar to Read Between the Lines
  • Ask the Tech Answer Guy How to Get a Life After Life
  • Ask Amritsar: Every Man's Worst Nightmare?
  • Ask Amritsar to Explore the Imagery
  • Chapter 7: Girls and Boys and Other Naughtiness

  • Ask Amritsar About The Job of a Lifetime
  • Ask the Tech Answer Guy: Questionable Answers
  • Ask Amritsar the Simple Questions
  • Ask Amritsar About a Toaster's Love
  • Ask the Tech Answer Guy When to Stop
  • Ask the Tech Answer Guy About Raw Meat for the Base
  • Ask Amritsar: A Novel Idea
  • Ask the Tech Answer Guy: CEO Say Can You C...EO?
  • Ask the Tech Answer Guy About the Limits of Language
  • Ask Amritsar About the Proper Celebratory Emphasis
  • Ask Amritsar About the Million Monkey March Madness
  • Ask the Tech Answer Guy About the Profane
    (He Doesn't Do Sacred. It's a Thing With Him. Don't Ask.)
  • Ask the Tech Answer Guy About Putting That Disgusting Thing In Your Mouth
  • Ask Amritsar: Love, The Taxonomy (Not The Tax Auditor)
  • Ask Amritsar: It Isn't Always About You
  • Ask The Tech Answer Guy Where the House Flies
  • Ask the Tech Answer Guy About the Meet of the Matter
  • Ask Amritsar: The Ideal You (Give Or Take)
  • Ask the Tech Answer Guy About The High Cs
  • Ask Amritsar To Share Her Jocular Attitude
  • Ask the Tech Answer Guy to Explain Himself
  • Ask Amritsar: That Was the Whole Point, Wasn’t It?
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