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Chapter 1: What the Heck Do You Know?

  • What the Heck Do You Know? Wouldn't Eat That if it Was You
  • What the Heck do You Know? Knows It Should Have Flossed More...Now!
  • What the Heck Do You Know? Is So Not Into Burping the Baby
  • What the Heck Do You Know?
    About the Flotilla Guerrilla in the Room
  • What the Heck Do You Know
    About a Corporation BPing Into Your Corn Flakes?
  • What the Heck Do You Know? Is Losing Its Faith In Toothpaste
  • What the Heck Do You Know? Ducked At the Crucial Moment
  • What the Heck Do You Know? Wants To Get the Not Voting Over With Already!
  • What the Heck Do You Know?
    Is Confused, And Isn't Ashamed To Wokka Wokka Ahuah It!
  • What the Heck Do You Know? Did Not Get Herpes From My Sister!
  • What the Heck Do You Know? Dreads Having "The Talk"
  • What the Heck Do You Know?
    Claims It Didn't Know (And Why You Should Believe It)
  • Chapter 2: Poetry

  • Love Amid the Construction
  • The Chairman of The Streets, Inc. Takes Charge
  • A Nice Place to Visit
  • No, THIS is Democracy!
  • The Man With the Plan
  • Chapter 3: Quotes

  • That Quote's Gonna Come Back To Haunt Ya!
  • Quote of the "Make My Day"
  • (Who Is Bartlett?)'s Quotations
  • Quote Me No Quotes, I'll Tell You No Lies
  • That's Quote The Mouth You've Got On You
  • Quotes Didn't Bankrupt AIG, But They Could Have
  • Chapter 4: Frequently Unasked Questions

  • Frequently Unasked Questions Needs To Take a WikiLeaks
  • Oil Be Back Frequently Unasked Questions
  • News of the World Ain't Nothin' but a Queen Album Title Now
    Frequently Unasked Questions
  • Les Pages aux Folles Frequently Unasked Question, v14
  • Chapter 5: Headlines

  • Headline for the Beverly Hills!
  • Headlines are Still Waiting for the Peace Dividend
  • Headlines + Deadlines = Staying Out of Breadlines
  • Header Done
  • Headline Drive! (Deep, But Playable)
  • Headline Forms To the Left
  • Head Meet Line
  • Headlines Without Borders
  • If You're Not Part of the Headline, You're Part of the Problem
  • I'll Be Headlining All Week - Try The Veal!
  • My Canada Includes Headlines!
  • Headlines Gave My Sister Herpes!
  • Headlines Never Fell For The Nigerian Email Scam
  • Headlines Back When Headlines Meant Something
  • Headlines Are The Devil's Bocce Balls
  • Headlines Drink Alone, Yeeeaaaah, With Nobody Else
  • You Can't Always Get the Headlines You Want,
    But Sometimes You Get the Headlines You Deserve
  • Headlines Aren't Sure Just How Cool Bowties Are
  • Head Meets Line:
    World Will Never Be the Same
  • Chapter 6: 2011 Canadian Election

  • Putting the Fun Back in Electile Dysfunction
  • Election 2011: Canada Goes to the Trolls
  • Canada, Goosed
  • Election 2011: Canada Goes to the Dogs
  • Chapter 7: Algorithms

  • The Conservative Economic Strategy Algorithm
  • How To Destroy Democracy - An Algorithm
  • Manny's Way With Women:
    Algorithm 1: Pick-up
  • Manny's Way With Women Algorithm 2: The Butterfly Mambo
  • Manny's Way With Women Algorithm 3: The Morning After
  • Chapter 8: Talk

  • Big DICK Gets Demento
  • The Pundit Without Honour
  • The Pleasure of Their Company
  • Little Network on the Prairie
  • Old Vice, New Measurement
  • Government Is Broken - I'm Here To Make It Brokener
  • Big DICK Radio Pushes it To the Limit...And Beyond!
  • Home? A Loan...
  • Offputting Offsets
  • The Tea Party Players Present: Hamlet
  • Your Call Is Unimportant To Us
  • How Do They Manage?
  • Big DICK Radio Watches Society Get a Little Meaner
  • Confusion: An Underappreciated Interrogation Technique
  • Chapter 9: Obits

  • Death Is Easy...
  • They're Dead To The World - Oh, Wait...
  • Death, Be Not Loud
  • Death in Venison
  • Whistling Past The Graveyard...Then Running Like Hell
  • Chapter 10: Con Suite

  • Traveling Hopefully
  • What I Did on My Summer Vacation - June, 2010
  • VCon, I Reckon
  • If It's Saturday, This Must Be Albacon
  • Another Feather in My Capclave
  • So Freakin' CONTARIO!
  • Ad Astra 2011: The Wrath of Con*
  • Putting The Eerie Back in Eeriecon
  • 2011 Polaris Con-fessions
  • Chapter 11: Everything Else

  • The Primary Thing
  • The (Somewhat Less Than) Divine Sarah
  • NewsSpew for December 21, 2010
  • The Front Page Gets a New Angle
  • 50 Down, 25 To Go
  • Death Before This Honour
  • r u dum r sumting?
  • How Dinesh D'Souza Thinks
  • The Last Temptation of Christine
  • Eight Tables, No Cover
  • NewsSpew for January 2, 2011
  • I Hear You...Sort Of...
  • Having Fun With Quibble Period
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