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Chapter 1: The Weight of Information: Part One: The Realities Leak

  • The Weight of Information:
    Chapter One:
    The Realities Leak [ARNS]
  • Chapter 2: ALTERNATE TECHNOLOGY

  • What Were Once Miracles Are Now Children's Toys [ARNS]
  • Ask Amritsar: Soul Mates on a Molecular Level [ARNS]
  • Naked Came the Singularity [ARNS]
  • Oh, Say, Can You See?... [ARNS]
  • Out of Left Field and Into Your Life [ARNS]
  • Ask The Tech Answer Guy [ARNS]
  • Einstein's Ankle And Other Artifacts of the Technological Age [ARNS]
  • One Flew Over The Cloud Cuckoo's Nest [ARNS]
  • Unanticipated Consequences Come from Anticipated Technologies [ARNS]
  • Everything AND The Kitchen Sink [ARNS]
  • Chapter 3: The Weight of Information: Part Two: Bob's Somebody's Uncle

  • The Weight of Information:
    Chapter Two:
    Bob's...Somebody's Uncle [ARNS]
  • Chapter 4: ALTERNATE DEATH

  • The Truth Will Ouch [ARNS]
  • Murder Most Messy [ARNS]
  • War Does Not Compute [ARNS]
  • New Fashion, Old Victim [ARNS]
  • Gone, Granny, Gone! [ARNS]
  • What if They Gave a War and Nobody Paid? [ARNS]
  • Bat (Shit Crazy) Murder [ARNS]
  • First a Bang, Then a Whimper [ARNS]
  • Ever Again [ARNS]
  • Chapter 5: The Weight of Information: Part Three: Mom and Pops

  • The Weight of Information:
    Chapter Three:
    Mom and Pops [ARNS]
  • Chapter 6: ALTERNATE ARTS AND CULTURE

  • The Death of Literature (Really, This Time!) [ARNS]
  • Better To Burn Out? [ARNS]
  • Sumping's Rotten in the State of Denmark [ARNS]
  • The Untold History of Comedy: The Catchphrase [ARNS]
  • News You Can Use - To Make a Downpayment on Your House [ARNS]
  • From a Pig's Anus To Your Dinner Table [ARNS]
  • The Personal is....Uhh...Something... [ARNS]
  • Billy Pilgrim Has Become Unstuck In Fame [ARNS]
  • Abuse for Beginners [ARNS]
  • Fake World, Real Economic Meltdown [ARNS]
  • The Revenge of the Book [ARNS]
  • Chapter 7: The Weight of Information: Part Four: Just Another Quiet Day at the Office

  • The Weight of Information:
    Chapter Four:
    Just Another Quiet Day at the Office [ARNS]
  • Chapter 8: ALTERNATE CONSCIOUSNESS

  • The Hills Are Alive [ARNS]
  • Just Another Quiet Nanosecond At Zero Point Null [ARNS]
  • Ah, Yes, I Remember It...Well... [ARNS]
  • Car Consciousness Killing Corruption [ARNS]
  • The Haunting of 647233 Ontario Corporation [ARNS]
  • Some Connections Are Better Not Made [ARNS]
  • The Cure For Cancer: Negotiation [ARNS]
  • Life is a Terminal Neurotic State [ARNS]
  • Chapter 9: The Weight of Information: Part Five: Each to His Own Closet

  • The Weight of Information:
    Part Five:
    Each To His Own Closet [ARNS]
  • Chapter 10: ALTERNATE POLITICS

  • Twenty-first Century Torture at Twentieth Century Prices! [ARNS]
  • Rendition Is a President's Prerogative, Fer Sure! [ARNS]
  • On Guard, Off The Wall [ARNS]
  • Passing On a Miracle [ARNS]
  • City of Men [ARNS]
  • Venus Rising...In Anger [ARNS]
  • Who Knew? Well... [ARNS]
  • Nobody Saw THIS One Coming! [ARNS]
  • Until I'm Blue in the Face...And Beyond! [ARNS]
  • Please, Sir, May We Have Some Less? [ARNS]
  • One Man's Garbage [ARNS]
  • A Hate Supreme [ARNS]
  • Chapter 11: The Weight of Information: Part Six: The Pops Summit

  • The Weight of Information:
    Part Six:
    The Pops Summit [ARNS]
  • Chapter 12: ALTERNATE LIVES

  • Lives Unlived: Sanjay Vernacular [ARNS]
  • Lives Unlived: Frank Zaffa [ARNS]
  • Lives Unlived: Arnold "Bud" "Jerry" "Gar" Hegemione [ARNS]
  • Lives Unlived - George Blount [ARNS]
  • Lives Unlived - Esther Rorschach [ARNS]
  • Lives Unlived: Barack Lelouche-Lafleur [ARNS]
  • Lives Unlived - Raif the Bajorean Shop Owner [ARNS]
  • Lives Unlived - Kieth Qdqycjhe [ARNS]
  • Chapter 13: The Weight of Information: Part Seven: Home Universe, Sweet Home Universe

  • The Weight of Information:
    Part Seven:
    Home Universe Sweet Home Universe [ARNS]
  • Chapter 14: ALTERNATE ALTERNATIVES

  • Wake Up and Smell the Chaos [ARNS]
  • When The Pleasure Principle Peters Out [ARNS]
  • Santa's Little Helper Now On The Naughty List [ARNS]
  • The Best Humanity Has to Offer [ARNS]
  • A Robin Hood With Ambitions [ARNS]
  • They Voted With Their Defeat [ARNS]
  • In The Family Way [ARNS]
  • Explosive Testimony At GM Love Child Trial [ARNS]
  • Opposition To Unorthodox Cure Grows [ARNS]
  • Much Hell Breaks Loose [ARNS]
  • How to Get a Head in Life [ARNS]
  • The Customer Is Always Wrong [ARNS]
  • But, What If The Committee Had Set Out To Make a Camel? [ARNS]
  • Border Skirmish Escalates...Maybe [ARNS]
  • Bunny Lakaida is Missing [ARNS]
  • The Horror Starts With Home Made Desserts [ARNS]
  • Chapter 15: Special Quiz

  • What the Heck Do You Know? About Alien Life [ARNS]
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