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I should probably say something about What Were Once Miracles Are Now Children's Toys, the third Les Pages aux Folles volume in print. But, really, you've got the Alternate Reality News Service and big floating heads. What more do you need to know to be convinced to buy it?

Still Available!

The publication of my first book was so successful (it didn't cause an international economic collapse...much...) that I have decided to publish another one! Alternate Reality Ain't What It Used To Be is the first collection of articles from the Alternate Reality News Service. Part science fiction, part political satire freakout, all comedy, Alternate Reality Ain't What It Used To Be is the book Douglas Adams would have written if he hadn't been so concerned with minor things like character...and plot...and coherence...

And, the best part is, it is available in both hardcover and paperback editions! Book snobs rejoice!

Alternate Reality Ain't What It Used To Be is available from Indigo/Chapters. Go to the site, order the book and wonder at the marvels...of science!

If you have any culinary qualms about giving your hard earned simoleons to a - *shudder* - Canadian company, hooray for Amazon.com! If you're not thrilled about feeding the online bookselling octopus, consider buying the book from Barnes and Noble!

Or, better yet, buy a copy from all three sources! My publisher, iUniverse thanks you.

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Time was when people said you couldn't take your computer to the beach. Okay, with laptops, PDAs and cellphones, now you can take a computer to the beach. However, if you doze off because of the hot sun and accidentally let your electronic device drop onto the sand just as the tide is coming in, well, I'm sure you can see the problem. Of course, the same thing can happen with a paperback, but, considering how little you paid for it, you won't care.

That's the magic of books.

To touch this magic (and increase my readership, which is a magical thing of a different kind) I have published No Public Figure Too Big, No Personal Foible Too Small, book nine of Les Pages aux Folles, in trade paperback! (That's the big kind of paperback.) It contains all of the comedy goodness you've come to expect, with none of the messy pixels!

No Public Figure Too Big, No Personal Foible Too Small is available, at no personal risk but at great discount, from Indigo/Chapters. Sniff -- my little book is growing up!

If you are allergic to discounts, you can get the book through my publisher, iUniverse. How good are they? They even provided me with a button that you can click on if you don't like to use text links:

For my one and three quarters American readers, No Public Figure Too Big, No Personal Foible Too Small is now available at Amazon.com. And, for my seven seventeenths of a South African reader, the book is now available at Loot.co.za. Wow. They grow up really fast, don't they?


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Welcome, Science Fiction Fans!

If you came to Les Pages aux Folles curious about my writing thanks to science fiction or fan fiction, welcome! You can find the complete text of Alternate Reality Ain't What It Used To Be, +

Welcome Back My Friednishes To The Show That Never Ednishes

I now have a Facebook author/fan/whatever you want to call it page: Ira Nayman's Thrishty Friednishes. Go, look around, like it if you feel so inclined and feel free to leave a comment. I have only just started it, so it may be a little sparse at the moment, but I will add content based on what people post they would like to see. Within reason.

Would you be interested in immortality?

The Alternate Reality News Service (ARNS) has two advice columns: Ask Amritsar, a column about love and sex and technology, and; Ask the Tech Answer Guy, a column about +