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Chapter 1: The Battle of Finder's Keep

  • The Daily Me – Giddy Flores
  • The Emperor’s New Nose
  • World of Wowcraft: The Battle of Finder’s Keep
  • What the Heck Do You Know?
    Is Concerned About The Value Of Its Retirement Account
  • The Adam Smith Chronicles: 1. Climate Change for a Dollar
  • Holocaust Denial Frequently Unasked Questions
  • Suppressing Voter Turnout for Dummies
  • Blow Your Own Cover
  • The Modern Corporate CEO Compensation Algorithm
  • Dogmatrix 95
  • The Changing of the Poodle
  • What the Heck Do You Know?
    Wonders Why It’s Bleeding Down There
  • Chapter 2: Atlas Shrugged, Kicked the Dirt With His Toe and Looked the Other Way, Embarrassed

  • The Daily Me – David Usupashvili
  • Atlas Shrugged, Then Kicked The Dirt With His Toe and Looked The Other Way, Embarrassed
  • What the Heck Do You Know?
    Doesn’t Like the Look of That Smell
  • Canada’s Boy Scout Knows The Value of Being Prepared
  • No Fun in the Fun Room
  • The Yummy Canadian Food Preparation Algorithm
  • A New Twist On The Spin Cycle
  • Hail Mary Recruiting
  • What the Heck Do You Know? Needs a Vacation
  • This 22 Minutes Feels Like An Hour
  • Understanding The Importance of The Strawberry
  • Frequently Unasked Questions About Economic Genius
  • Chapter 3: Horoscopes for Those With No Future

  • The Daily Me – Olly Collyer
  • Big DICK Radio Eats Its Own
  • Frequently Unasked Questions About…World Tensions
  • Washington Is Burning
  • Spam Much?
  • AIPAC Of Lies
  • What the Heck Do You Know?
    Thought The Worst Was Over – Boy Was It Ever Wrong!
  • Personal Crosswords – Karl Rove
  • The Agony and the, Uhh, More Agony
  • What the Heck do You Know?
    Longs to Catch That Midnight Train to Georgia
  • The Panel Peruses the Polls
  • Horoscopes For Those With No Future
  • Chapter 4: All Anne Coulters Go To Heaven

  • The Daily Me – Harrison “Heavens To” Murgatroyd
  • The American Hot War Atrocities Public Relations Algorithm
  • What the Heck Do You Know?
    Is Proud To Have Been Arrested At An Anti-war Rally
  • I Miss Radio Sketch Comedy
  • The Panel Peruses the Polls (Again)
  • Time to Facebook the Music
  • What the Heck Do You Know? Hates Having To Hide Its Brains
  • All Ann Coulters Go to Heaven
  • May I Quote You?
  • Postmodern Visual Arts For Beginners
  • What the Heck Do You Know? Wants To Mind Its Own Business
  • Frequently Unasked Questions About the 2007 Ontario Election
  • Chapter 5: Poetry of the Penis

  • The Daily Me - Butt83Slutt
  • The Canadian Film and Television Tax Credit Allocation Algorithm
  • What the Heck Do you Know?
    Will Miss Honey Nut Cheerios When the Bees are Gone
  • Frequently Unasked Questions About…
    The American Mid-term Elections
  • Poetry of the Penis
  • Where’s Your Headline At?
  • What the Heck Do You Know? Can’t Get Enough O’ Conrad
  • Maximum Slappage
  • Frequently Unasked Questions - Bernier, Baby, Burn
  • The Attitude of Gratitude
  • What the Heck Do You Know? Has Left The Bildungsroman
  • The Daily Me - Wilhelmina Siprasoeuth
  • Chapter 6: Love Me! Love Me! Love Me!

  • The Daily Me – Hel the Demonic Homosapien
  • Love Me! Love Me! Love Me!
  • What the Heck Do You Know? Doesn’t Know, Either
  • Semidiotics:
    Lesson One:
  • Frequently Unasked Questions About Brian and Karlheinz
  • Notable Quotables
  • The Adam Smith Chronicles:
    2. Bang on De Drum All Day
  • What the Heck Do You Know? Is Worried About
    The Courtney Love Produced Kurt Cobain Biopic, Too
  • Show Business’ Loss Is Mario’s Gain
  • Canon Fodder
  • What the Heck Do You Know?
    Has No Interest in Seeing Pictures of Miley Cyrus in Her Underwear
  • The Daily Me - Shivaram Parshuram Bhide
  • Chapter 7: Standing on the Shoulders of Pygmies

  • The Daily Me – Prabhakar Ragdoll
  • What the Heck Do You Know?
    Doesn’t Want To Live In A World Without Molly Ivins
  • Climbing That Hillary
  • Frequently Unasked Questions About a Nuclear Meltdown
  • Semidiotics:
    Lesson Two:
    Staying Ahead of the Euphemism Curve
  • What the Heck Do You Know? Wouldn’t Laugh If It Was You
  • The Bush Administration's Crisis Management Algorithm 2: Memoirs
  • The Panel Ponders Pomposity
  • The China Doll Syndrome
  • Quoth The Maven, "Evermore!"
  • Standing On The Shoulders Of Pygmies
  • What the Heck Do You Know?
    Has Something Stuck In Its Teeth
    (Why Doesn’t Somebody Say Something?)
  • Chapter 8: I Singh the Body Eccentric

  • The Daily Me – Little Neddie Seagoon
  • All The News You Need Can Be Found In Headlines
  • I Singh The Body Eccentric
  • What the Heck Do You Know?
    Will Honk At You Even Before the Light Turns Green
  • Semidiotics:
    Lesson Three:
    Subtext Creep
  • FUQed: Pakistan and Benazir Bhutto
  • Les Pages aux Folles – Yours To DisCover
  • The American Air War Publicity Combat Algorithm
  • Putting the Moan Back in Testimonial
  • What the Heck Do You Know?
    Lost Its Cartier Watch In A Fixed Poker Game
  • A Column About Nothing
  • The Daily Me – Carissa Steele
  • Chapter 9: That Gift Horse Has Rotten teeth

  • The Daily Me – Barracuda Spam Filter
  • The Internet Is Evil!
  • Personal Crosswords – Ed Hemmy
  • What the Heck Do You Know?
    Wants Antigravity Boots And It Wants Them Now!
  • Big DICK Radio Loves The Women (Maybe a Little Too Much)
  • Fighting Terrorism On the Home Front’s a Bitch
  • Frequently Unasked Questions About…The Quebec Nation
  • Cover Up, Or You’ll Catch Your Death!
  • My Big, Fat Geek Wedding
  • What the Heck Do You Know? Drinks to Forget
  • That Gift Horse Has Rotten Teeth
  • No Comment Quotes…With…Uhh…Comments
  • Chapter 10: Now, Wait Just a Goldurn Second!

  • The Daily Me – Logan Nataraja
  • Frequently Unasked Questions About…The Chinese Market Catastrophe
  • Iggy Gets Wiggy At Home
  • Lawless and Orders
  • What the Heck Do You Know?
    Isn’t As Vulturish About The Culture As It Was When It Was Young
  • Conversations Overheard on an Anti-snitch Hotline
  • Tony Ampersand, Zombie Hunter
  • The Trouble With Relying On His Other Brain
  • What the Heck Do You Know? Enjoyed His Dark Materials
  • How Bullying Leads To Pack Journalism
  • Bootie on Duty
  • Now, Wait Just A Goldurn Second!
  • Chapter 11: When You Have Toronto All To Yourself

  • The Daily Me – Frances Halpert
  • What the Heck Do You Know? Forgets What All the Fuss Is About
  • Signs You’re Out Of Favour With Management #27
  • Say The Magic Words And Win $100 Million
  • Frequently Unasked (And Irrelevant) Questions
  • …In Bed With the Tories
  • What the Heck Do You Know? 4…3…2…1…PANIC!
  • Crier Me a River
  • The Tao of International Politics
  • Scooter Libby Trial FUQ
  • When You Have Toronto All To Yourself
  • What the Heck Do You Know? Realizes That It Is Long Past Time To Be Concerned About The Value Of Its Retirement Account
  • Chapter 12: Enter the Dragon*Con

  • The Daily Me – Hroswitha of Gandersheim
  • Les Pages aux Folles Redesign Frequently Unasked Questions
  • What the Heck Do You Know? Special Wordies Edition
  • Enter the Dragon*Con
  • Frequently Unasked Questions About…Paper Publication
  • The Naked Truth Just Got Uglier
  • What the Heck Do You Know? Was Cooler Than You In High School
  • Jennifer’s TIFF 2007 Brain Blorts
  • 500 Pools Full
  • Les Pages aux Folles Frequently Unasked Questions Lucky v13
  • I Don’t Do Vacations Well
  • (More) About The Author (Than You Could Ever Want To Know)
  • Chapter 13: Solutions

  • Personal Crosswords – Karl Rove
  • Personal Crosswords – Ed Hemmy
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