March 30, 2025
The Daily Me – Doris “Hoppy” Daye
When it was pointed out that white South Africans make up only seven per cent of the population but own half the country’s land, Putzer responded, “When I was born, we made up only five per cent of the population and owned 60 per cent of the country’s land! Talk about oppression!”
Deconstructing the Administrative State Takes Building [ARNS]
It took me three days to realize that the woman hadn’t answered the question.
Headlines Suffer From Headline Fatigue
For You, Maybe
The Whale Was Probably Thinking, What Does A Poor Sea Mammal Have To Do To Get Some Privacy Around Here‽
Fate of Immigrants Up In Air [ARNS]
“Ooh, give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, please,” enthused El Salvador President Nayib Bukelelesong. “Six million Vesampucceri dollars will buy a lot of gold bathroom fixtures – absolutely necessary, I am told, if I want your President McDruhitmumpf to come on a state visit. Ooh, and when we put the prisoners you send us to work in the prison’s monogrammed hankie production facility, their incarceration will practically pay for itself! Talk about a win-win situation!”
The Swamp Hasn’t Been Drained, It Has Just Moved To TwitterX
TRANSLATION: It’s Only A Matter Of Time Before Republicans Ban The Nefarious Bee Gees Song “Stayin’ Alive”
The Greatest Trick [ARNS]
THE DEVIL: Giant battles little guy? Oddsmakers say don’t bet against the giant? Little guy gets off a lucky shot and wins? I lost a lot of shekels that day, lemme tell you! Been used as a metaphor for one-sided battles for centuries? Surely, you must have heard of it (and I’m not calling you Shirley!).