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Chapter 1: Are You Smart Enough To Read This Book? Take This Simple Test...

  • What the Heck Do You Know? A New Beginning
  • What the Heck Do You Know? Another New Beginning
  • What the Heck Do You Know? A New New Beginning
  • What the Heck Do You Know?
    A New Beginning Continues...
  • What the Heck Do You Know?
    How Green Was My New Beginning?
  • What the Heck Do You Know?
    New Beginnings For Beginners
  • What the Heck Do You Know?
    A New Beginning vs. Jason
  • What the Heck Do You Know?
    A New Beginning Is So 1973
  • What the Heck Do You Know?
    The Beginning of the End for New Beginnings
  • What the Heck Do You Know?
    You Go, New Beginnings! You Go, Girl!
  • What the Heck Do You Know?
    A New Beginning Gains Three Quarters of a Point In Light Trading
  • What the Heck Do You Know?
    A New Beginning Would Like To Get To Know You A Little Better
  • Chapter 2: How Do We Learn? By Asking Questions...

  • My Toronto Frequently Unasked Questions
  • Les Pages aux Folles Frequently Unasked Questions 11
  • Frequently Unasked Questions: It’s a Terrorism RAID, Baby!
  • The Abramov Scandal Frequently Unasked Questions
  • Afghanistan War Frequently Unasked Questions
  • Two Tier Health Care Frequently Unasked Questions
  • My Toronto Frequently Unasked Questions, v2
  • Les Pages aux Folles Frequently Unasked Questions 12
  • Chapter 3: Expect Some Complications

  • Take Cover, Girl!
  • Common Sense Meets the Common Moron
  • Conversations Overheard in a Mall Food Court
  • Spam A Lot?
  • Politics Made Simplistic:
    Book 3: When Disaster Strikes
  • Conversations Overheard On I10 Out Of Houston
  • Duck and Cover Stories
  • The American Blowback Management Algorithm
  • Rhetoric Alert! Rhetoric Alert! Code Orange!
    Scramble the Journalists! Go! Go! Go!
  • Never To Wreak Cover
  • The Bush Administration's Crisis Management Algorithm
  • The Tao of the Betty Boop Slots
  • Too Much To Cover
  • That Scrambled Locpyi Game
  • Are You Sure You Want To Know?
  • Some People Will Always Just Don’t Get It
  • Where In the World Is American Supported Democracy?
  • Where In the World Is American Supported Democracy? Latin America
  • Where In the World Is American Supported Democracy? The Middle East
  • Where In the World Is American Supported Democracy? The United States
  • Chapter 4: The United States and the Politics of Fear

  • It Takes Inaugural Balls
  • Nothing To Fear But Life Itself
  • There's A Soldier Born Every Minute
  • When Wars Collide
  • DNSR: Katrina Makes Waves
  • Oh, K!
  • A Very Bad Day…Month…Year…
  • When The Going Gets Surreal, The Surrealists Turn Pro
  • Scorched Earth Diplomacy Becomes
    The International Bitch Slap
  • Loose Gannon
  • The Powitics of Pewsonaw Destwuction
  • Understanding American Politics
  • Let Us Make Blundflorts
  • Chapter 5: Take a Break With One of Your Many Entertainment Options

  • Big Dick Makes Waves
  • Vacationing in the New Millennium
  • Blog Blah Blah
  • Larry and Bud Calculate the Gross Outs
  • Big Dick Radio Contends With Blond Ambition
  • What is Culture in 2005?
  • Larry and Bud Are Remade
  • Working for Big DICK Radio Is Its Own Reward
  • Vacationing in the New Millennium -
    Director's Cut Edition
  • Thirty-one Reasons To Believe The Technology In Your Life Is Out of Control
  • But, I Still Won’t Do Standup
  • Big Dick Radio Is Busted
  • Touching the Magic
  • As You Don’t Like It
  • Promises, Promises
  • Three Working Girls Talking
  • Big Dick Radio Takes to the Air
  • The Devil, You Know
  • Chapter 6: Canada and the Politics of the Weird

  • What The Heck Do You Know About The Gomery Enquiry?
  • Outrage Fatigue
  • Campaign Trail Mix
  • The Copy Cat Campaign
  • Shaniqua Done Tol You
  • Mild at Heart
  • Not Covered In The Manual
  • Love's Labours Misplaced
  • Fatwa Chance!
  • Stephen Harper's Struggles
  • Bad Medicine
  • Indifference Is Hard Work
  • Chapter 7: Money Stalks

  • Money Is the Drug
  • Oh, Canadian!
  • A Right Royal Pain
  • Your Economic Base Are Unsafe
  • The Call Centre Cannot Hold
  • The Food Porn Money Shot
  • You Can’t Be Too Careful
  • Get Em While They’re Lukewarm
  • Your Physical Health, My Financial Health – Is There a Problem?
  • Chapter 8: Can You Find a Theme To This Chapter? Because I Certainly Can't!

  • Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woof?
  • Reality Free Political Commentary
  • Danger on the Daddy Track
  • Hangin’ With the Illiterati
  • Cardinal Ratzinger, Vatican Enforcer
  • Get Down Wit' Yo Bad Newsy Self
  • Remembrance of Trash Past
  • Hope Over Reason
  • The Trouble With Reality
  • People You Love To Hate
  • De-con-struct(ur)ing Academ(ed)ia
  • Chapter 9: Did You Learn Anything From This Book? Take THIS Simple Test...

  • What the Heck Do You Know? The Hills Are Alive With the Sound of a New Beginning
  • What the Heck Do You Know?
    Nothing to Fear but A New Beginning Itself
  • What the Heck Do You Know? Slave to the A New Beginning
  • What the Heck Do You Know?
    A New Beginning For New Orleans
  • What the Heck Do You Know? A New Begi – Ack!
  • What the Heck Do You Know?
    A New Beginning Isn’t Crazy About Your Hair, Either
  • What the Heck Do You Know?
    A New Beginning Drinks Deep From the Cup of Human Kindness
  • What the Heck Do You Know? A New Beginning Gets Old
  • What the Heck Do You Know?
    Can Look After Itself, Thank You Very Much
  • No, What The Heck Do You Know?
    Does Not Believe That Dress Makes You Look Fat
  • Don’t Look At What the Heck Do You Know? –
    It Didn’t Send Your Children To Afghanistan!
  • What the Heck Do You Know? Regrets Its Youthful Indiscretions
  • What the Heck Do You Know? Special Heckle and Jeckle Edition
  • Chapter 10: About the Author

  • What Doesn’t Kill Us
  • Banff Bumpf
  • Things Gone Unsaid
  • Or Diet Trying
  • Fade To Black
  • My Imaginary Manhattan
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